Things which really, really shouldn't be sexy

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I am merely asking this as a proxy for Dr Alex. I fear for the kind of answers we shall get....

― Pete, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

harry fucking potter. underwear ads in kmart catalogues. horse dicks.

― goeff, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pains in the arse.

― N., Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Modesty forbids.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i found myself, out of nostalgia more then anything masterrbating to the sears catalouge last night . Not even ther underwear section but the work wear section.

― anthony, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As many of you know, I am a Sears model.

― Sean, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HONESTY.

― David Raposa, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blond vampires with dodgy English accents. Go away James Marsters I don't REALLY have a crush on you do I? And your story arc is becoming so tedious, I mean, look what happened to Willow!

― Sarah, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Season 6 is starting to get tiresome because the storyline is not going anywhere. Angel has actually been more entertaining, even tho' Angel himself is a crap Dane Bowers lookalike.

― Nicole, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NO WE WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER THREAD HIJACKED BY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER!!

― katie, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay then, HOBBITS. I am hungry as I haf not yet had my second breakfast! I wish to marry a hobbit. Preferably called Pippin.

― Sarah, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Receiving head massages. They make me wish I could purr.

― Mandee, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mmm, short trousered young ones with capes and big hair. Am slightly scared by the blue of Frodos eyes though. But he's a bit of a nobcheese.

― Sarah, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Are you dissing Elijah Sarah? He is the cutest lil thing I ever did see (even if Tom and Pete think I am Paedo Girl for liking him what with him being only 20 or something). But not as Frodo, I don't go for all that hairy feet / midget stuff.

― Emma, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hahahahaha Elijah would be FINE with me! Oh, 20? Who do I know is 20 also? OH IT IS ME! His eyes are DISTURBINGLY blue, I prefer eyes with flecks and STUFF in them but ya know, he's a hobbit, perhaps hobbits (especially movie star hobbits) have much deeper eyes than the rest of the folk in Middle Earth - though I think the others eyes are normalish.

― Sarah, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh and I meant I thought Frodo was a bit of a nobcheese. Then again he is being WORN DOWN by the ONE RING and that.

― Sarah, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Such a weight...............such a weight sam.

― Ronan, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i = more paedo than you because i thought he was cuter in THe Ice Storm. hmmm. maybe i am turning into Geoff.

― katie, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Girls who own Residents albums.

― Gage-o, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Girls who spell well. However, girls who don't spell well are also sexy.

― N., Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the way you've really narrowed the field there, Nick.

― Pyth, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hell, I'm easy.

― N., Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Collective sigh of relief from female ILxers.

― Ronan, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Expertise and enthusiasm in practically any field is the definition of sexxxy. Except possibly the midnight nesting habits of badgers as on Jonathan Creek, but apart from that...knowledgeable fanatics in their element are irresistible.

― Pyth, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ronan - you seem to be under the impression that I am God's gift to women. Sadly, I don't think this is so.

Further consideration reveals that pretty good, trying-hard-but-not-quite-getting-there standards of spelling (as with me) is not sexy. You either have to be faultless or pretty bad.

― N., Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course, Ronan could have been being sarcy, in which case he deserves a good smack.

― N., Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I feel after your weight revelations that that would be most Mr Burns- esque.

― Graham, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Except possibly the midnight nesting habits of badgers

Well, that's me stuffed then.

― RickyT, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes it was the smack I deserved alright. But you didn't want me to be serious either so I CANT WIN.

― Ronan, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The thought of Captain von Trapp and Jonathan Rhys Meyers having sex has kept me happy all day.

That SHOULD be sexy, though.

― Maria, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay then, HOBBITS.

i'm with you on this one sarah.

also i would like to add to the list 14-year-old boys.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't say it, duckling.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

receding hairlines! yum! hairy bottoms on boys!

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All is revealed.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

receding hairlines! yum! hairy bottoms on boys!

the world needs more girls like this.

― jess, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

receding hairlines! yum! hairy bottoms on boys!

i think this needs a new category: things that generally aren't considered sexy but should be.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about a paunch and monstrously oversized feet in that equation?

― jess, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And farting in bed?

― RickyT, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

or farting while having sex, actually.

― jess, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh yes.

― RickyT, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I CANNOT CONDONE THIS.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, accept the passion.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about a paunch and monstrously oversized feet in that equation?

these aren't things that i look for in particular, but they certainly aren't turn-offs.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And farting in bed?

i have a bit of a sexist take on this: that boys do stinky farts therefore they shouldn't. but girls don't do stinky farts and its cool when girls fart because its unladylike therefore its okay. but its not sexy for either sex.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I wanted to hear all that while having sex, I'd be in bed with a tuba.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i kept almost burping at lunch because i had weird cramps, and my friend kept burping really loudly to annoy me, and it REALLY worked. i threw a great many things because 1) i was in pain and 2) it was irksome. so that's not sexy.

― Maria, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think it's uproariously funny when girls fart. Mainly because it seems to be so rare.

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

alcoholism, drug addiction & mental illness.

― duane, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh i thought you said things that shouldnt be *funny* but are. sorry.

― duane, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

violence. racism. the musical numbers in marx brothers movies.

― duane, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

argggh the irony yer killing me duane.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

irony.

― duane, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

things that really shouldn't be funny cunts but are - duane.

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm laughing with you duane, honest

― di, Thursday, 17 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cunts are funny therefore sexy????

and to anyone who thinks chicks farts don't smell, tehy've never met my flatmate...

and btw, how come it's acceptable to get a wide on for a hobbit, but not for harry p?

― goeff, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cunts are funny therefore sexy????

no no, its in keeping with duane's "things that really really shoudln't be funny but are funny" interpretation.

― di, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cunts are no laughing matter. they bleed just like you and me.

― di, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Harry P is too delectable for this world, it seems. Not that I would say so. I'd think having him in bed would be like fucking a butter sculpture, such is his oleaginous nature.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wants nothing to do with HP, but the Scottish quiddich keeper is another matter, that is to say: RRRREOW. Has this ground already been trodden on ILE? Do I even need to point out that the actor's name is Sean Biggerstaff?

― Pyth, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Acne scars.

― rosemary, Sunday, 20 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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