loving the smell of your (and other people's) private parts

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im generally a smell-loving kind of guy but i really do like smelling my own cock (or at least that smell that you get when youre aroused/about to cum or have cum) just as much as i used to love smelling my ex girlfriend's crotch. is this wrong?

― dirtyden-c, Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

COME BACK RUMPIE

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

i really do wish this was actually c-man

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:45 (twenty years ago)

christ, i miss smelling my girlfriends crotch

― dirtyden-c, Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

(If this had been a Rumpie thread it would have been titled something like "Buttonfly Jeans: C/D?")

― Dan (Truth In Advertising) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 February 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Buttonfly jeans are DUD if you have to pee frantically.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

I really hope this thread goes into extreme detail about button fly jeans now, it'll be like the a Rumpie thread in reverse.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Buttonfly jeans are DUD if you have to pee frantically.

but they're CLASSIC if you like getting metal button all up yr nostril while you're sniffin' crotch

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

i think the tighter the jean, the more potential for crotch sniffing. i dont think button flies or zippers have any bearing on it,

― dirtydenc, Thursday, 23 February 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Botton flys are total classic - Quick removal, and much more conducive to going commando. Getting your John Thomas caught in button flys? Whatever. Zipper? Hospital visit - embarassing hospital visit.

There is a reason the crotch smells arouse us. Evolution/God had a good way of encouraging scrumpin'.

― Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 23 February 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

it's all hormones/pheromones/ramones innit.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 23 February 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

mmm fish mitten

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

The only reason I clicked on this thread was to read the inevitable cooter synonym from Bingo.

― furburger Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

my yoga mat smelt like vag last night. it gave "child's pose" a new dimension.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

my yoga mat smelt like vag last night

and they said poetry was dead

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Absolute classic, especially for those first times. You know, when you walk around all day refusing to wash your fingers and sniffing them on the sly, as if you had dipped them in Asterix's magic potion.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

You know, when you walk around all day refusing to wash your fingers and sniffing them on the sly

Ah, youth!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

Liking anything about your lover flatters them.

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I agree with Collardio, there's something sweet and enchanting walking the morning after with your lover's scent on you.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:17 (twenty years ago)

no. no no no no no no no no.

to be clearer, YOUR FACE IS THE SAME DISTANCE FROM YOUR CROTCH AS YOUR UNFORTUNATE, SLIGHTLY SHORTER CO-WORKER/PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SHARER/UNFORTUNATE PASSER-BY, WHO SHOULD NOT SMELL YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONES NETHER PARTS. NO.

(If needed, I can work this all out using a few diagrams and the power of basic geometry. and also, no.)

― John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:14 (twenty years ago)

Do you often notice a scent of pussy or dick on your co-worker or a public transports sharer? Because I don't. It's not that strong an aroma.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 24 February 2006 09:43 (twenty years ago)

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