I just moved to Chicago. Now I need some friends.

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I just moved to Chicago and now I need friends. Real life friends; internet friends I have.

The successful candidate will have 2-10 years of friendship experience and a high EQ.

Strong knowledge of different friendship methodologies.

Superior listening skills, e-mail, telephone, and communication skills required.

Possesses the ability to motivate and influence others.

Help to develop new friendships through activities.

I offer:
Great Chicago location.
Laid-back personality.
Sarcastic 'tude.
Permission to post comments on my MySpace.
Females: sex/cuddling/handsome vision coverage.
Dark-framed glasses.
Great listening habits.

Thanks.

― WILL.I.Friends, Friday, 31 March 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Chicago: Is The Soul Machine

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

I recommend improving your friendship-pitching techniques.

― Therese Delpech, Friday, 31 March 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mackron.com/random/indiebacklash.jpg

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

That's too awesome for words.

― Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Friday, 31 March 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Then SHUT UP KENAN

― Ansible Adams (ex machina), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I get it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Sweet cartoon. And I like the pitch. Of course, I don't live in Chicago and am really only interested in making friends with girls. But whatever.

― mitya's new york minute (mitya), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

The first post was sufficient.

― regular roundups (Dave M), Friday, 31 March 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

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