The Full Pelt Versus Having A Mating Season

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I have often considered the implications of two aspects of human evolution not having occurred: hair reduction and the fact that we can mate all the year round coz we are fertile all the time.

If you had to choose between being hairy all over your body or having a mating season of a few weeks a year which would you choose?

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:51 (twenty years ago)

Can we refer to it as being "in heat" from now on?

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:55 (twenty years ago)

by all means!

― MarkH (MarkH), Sunday, 23 April 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

Pelts = fleas.

Seasonal mating = everyone would have the same astrological sign; "What's your sign?" would only exist as a pick-up line if imployed ironically. Birthday clown industry would offer employment only a few weeks per year like tax preparation services.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Sunday, 23 April 2006 07:32 (twenty years ago)

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Without thinking about sex every five seconds or so as per popular myth, people might have the focus necessary to proofread so the same word isn't spelled differently within the space of consecutive sentences.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Sunday, 23 April 2006 07:36 (twenty years ago)

Fur also = NO PANTS!! Then again, fifty weeks out of the year nobody would care at all since it would be the off-season for anything of a sexual nature anyway.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Monday, 24 April 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

ugh... i hate greasy beard tho. if were were furry, beards would be just our usual facial appearance.

i suppose we get used to it.

no shaving! hot damn!
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 24 April 2006 02:38 (twenty years ago)

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