101 things that'll always be funny.

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1) Someone walking into a lamp post.

2) Animals taking drugs.

3) Uranus.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:25 (twenty years ago)

4) Trousers

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Poking someone in the eye.

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

6) pretend farty noises

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:28 (twenty years ago)

People falling

― Rumpsy Pumpsy (Rumpie), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:29 (twenty years ago)

8) animals in clothes esp. hats

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:30 (twenty years ago)

horniness

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:31 (twenty years ago)

10) People not putting numbers on their entries, and other people allowing for them and adding on for theirs.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

For example, yesterday I got on the bus and instead of sitting down immediately, I stood to scope this chick that had just arrived at the bus stop. The bus turned a corner and I fell. Hilarious! A two-fer!

― Keywords: revenge, knife, granddaughter, demonic-possession, rock-star, eel (Aus, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:32 (twenty years ago)

11) 'discus'

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

12) On this Thread, we apologize for Boorish ILXing at the Expense of Others even tho most of the img links are now broken

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)

13) people moaning that none of the things on this list, or anything anyone posts on the excelsior threads, is funny

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:38 (twenty years ago)

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― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

16) Pussy farts.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

17) Attractive girls farting and making cute faux-surprised faces.

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

18) This Tragic Fucking Dog, My Piece Of Shit Neighbors

― Dan (GOLD) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 11:55 (twenty years ago)

what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

19. ^^^

― The Jazz Guide to Penguins on Compact Disc (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

I kinda meant universally funny things, not ILE threads...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

20. Barry Krishna

http://www.geocities.com/turnipfish1/barrykrishna.txt

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

21) http://www.petsinuniform.com/images/christmas_tree.jpg

― Crimea River (Mark C), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:10 (twenty years ago)

I kinda meant universally funny things, not ILE threads...

nothing is universally funny - surely you know this after all this time on ILX.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's all CULTURALLY RELATIVE amirite?

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

The Xmas tree in uniform IS universally funny.

― Crimea River (Mark C), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

22) Drag.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

23. Geir Hongroe

― Brian Furry (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

The Xmas tree in uniform IS universally funny.

it was kinda 'eeh' for me.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

22) Drag.

24. Tuomas

― Brian Furry (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

25. http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3465/ouch5yw.jpg

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

8) animals in clothes esp. hats

esp. monkeys

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

I kinda meant universally funny things, not ILE threads...

That thread IS universally funny!

― Dan (Lolz) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

26. Del Boy falling through the bar

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2002/09/30/prescottspeech372.jpg

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

28. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw&eurl=

― Dan (ROFFLE) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

29. Caddyshack

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

30. "Do you find it wisible when I say the name...Biggus Dicus?"

31. "He wanks as high as any in Wome!"

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

29. The bits of Caddyshack with Rodney Dangerfield in.

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

30. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ReV3iAAb54

― Bucky Fullminster (vincent spano), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

31. The Elephant doing a poo on Blue Peter.

32. The word 'poo'.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

33. Someones umbrella blowing inside out in the wind.

― dmun drive-in (dmun), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

34. Doing a Jumbo impersonation.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

35. Teenagers in lust.

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

36. Three of the pubs I went to todsy.

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

37. Fucking Indie kids.

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

38. Algerians in Paris

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

39. Bill Murray's face.

― chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

40. A madman shaking a dead geranium

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

41. The two paedophiles that tried to pick me up in 1987.

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

42. Wayne Poo

― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

36. Three of the pubs I went to todsy.

43. 'Todsy' and other typos.

― Teh HoBBercraft (the pirate king), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

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people get back on this list, yr not done yet

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

garu g no doubt

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

60. death

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

61. all foreign accents

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 24 July 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

62. Guys getting whacked in the crotch
63. Dentures flying out of some elderly person's mouth
64. Stupid daredevil types getting their comeuppance (e.g. flipping over on a fast-moving motorcycle)
65. Freudian (or other inadvertent) slips
66. Regular physical slips
67. People running into sliding glass doors or large windows

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

68. BAMBULANCE!

http://bambulance.ytmnd.com/

(x-post)

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

(68=NSFW)

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

69. Dummies
70. spliced in applause video http://www.globalschoolnet.org/about/images/applause.gif

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Monday, 24 July 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

71. baby animals in drinking receptacles.

http://mirror-us-ga1.gallery.hd.org/_exhibits/bizarre/_more2002/_more04/kitten-in-beer-glass-ANON.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 24 July 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

72. (healthy) people who take the elevator up or down one level.

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 24 July 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

73. Anthea Turner Getting Blowed Up

never ever gets old. I watch it on a loop, and giggle.

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

74. Being hit in the face by a fish

― Slumpman (Slump Man), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

72 isnt funny. it's fucking infuriating.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

agree

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

agree x2

Whoopie cushions been mentioned?

― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

"6) pretend farty noises

-- electric sound of jim (and why not) ([email protected]) (webmail), May 24th, 2006 7:28 AM. (electricsound)"

i dont really understand why he said that before "actual farts" though

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

I don't believe whoopie cushions have been mentioned, jim.

75. Those new Geico commercials starring Burt Bacharach, Little Richard, or Charo. I'm an especially big fan of the one with Bacharach in it.

And 72 can be funny in the "pathetic" sense of the word, I suppose.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

Do fish have testicles?

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

actual farts are definitely funny sometimes, but... not always...

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

ALWAYS!!!

it is truely the only one thing that will always be funny. TRUELY!

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Especially when someone's showing off and then the look on their face when they realise they followed through. Haw!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

76) ORNALDO BLOOMPS (somehow I did not discover this treasure until today!)

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

77. moms get whacked in the face with a pinata stick by their blindfolded child.

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

78 airborne cats

― sunny successor (katharine), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

79. somebody eating something thinking it's going to be really tasty but then spitting it out/throwing it back up almost instantly

80. pompous people getting jiggy

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

81. crying & eating simultaneously

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

82. The Diet of Worms

83. Dog in eyeglasses

83. Helium voice

84. LPs played at 45

85. The name "Lipschitz"

86. The town "Belchertown"

87. Also "Athol"

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

88. "Stand up Neil Crouch!"

― ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.supermotors.org/getfile/244673/fullsize/lebowski9uf.gif

― art vandelay (what?), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

89. naked men

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

90. fat lady wrestlers

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

eyeglasses??

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

91. UH-URRRH (the 'incorrect answer' sound from Family Fortunes)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

92. Eazy-E's delivery.

― Annie Get Your Gin (noodle vague), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

93. Inspector Clouseau vs Cato

― badg (badg), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

94. that thread where hari ashburton did a photo diary of his mission to the chipper

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

sorry - just saw the 'no threads' comment. what about that little cartoon with the two chocolate rabbits, one with no ears and one with no arse.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

dick butkus

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

80. pompous people getting jiggy

This is indeed always gold - esp when they are a little drunk at a work party or somewhere.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

95. people laughing so hard they snort

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

96. Wisecracking old people
97. Wisecracking kids

96. OMG CAPS ANB TPYOS ON TEH INTERNETS!

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

97. melodramatic pirates

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

98. sitting on a toilet in the open air

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

99. overblown sarcasm e.g. "I'm playing the world's smallest violin" and other hits

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

100. People spilling things down their front.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:30 (nineteen years ago)

101. Sex

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.garagepunk.com/forums/images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

102. numbered lists

― 103. screen names (dave225.3), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

Sexual Chocolate!

― Black Arkestra (Black Arkestra), Wednesday, 26 July 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Chocolatey Sex

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 27 July 2006 07:53 (nineteen years ago)

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