LOL at Rush Limbaugh

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hasn't he learned his lesson re: prescription drugs?

Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

LOL!

Will right wing wackos try to spin this or are they over Rush, too?

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:37 (twelve years ago) Permalink

http://www.essentialelvis.com/images/DrNickThen.jpg

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:50 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I thought his potency was on loan from God.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 12:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

Hilarious... and yet strangely disturbing.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I've noticed that Limbaugh's show was becoming a little less muscular and hard hitting. It's like the wind went out of his sails. His rhetoric is a little flaccid. He's been limping through these past few weeks. He's been trying to pump up his sagging ratings to no avail.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 13:14 (twelve years ago) Permalink

He was released without being charged.

snicker

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 15:52 (twelve years ago) Permalink

 RUSH LIMBAUGH: 'HOW DID BOB DOLE'S LUGGAGE GET ON MY AIRPLANE? I TOLD MY DOCTOR I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE NEXT ELECTION'... ...CUSTOMS DID NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT I GOT THOSE PILLS AT THE BILL CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY'...  

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:15 (twelve years ago) Permalink

And this doesn't violate the terms of the last charge's dismissal?

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

And this doesn't violate the terms of the last charge's dismissal?

Technically, it does. Per AP: "Rush Limbaugh could see a deal with prosecutors in a long-running prescription fraud case collapse after authorities found a bottle of Viagra in his bag at Palm Beach International Airport. The prescription was not in his name."

Also of note for latecoming prospective rofflers: Viagra in the personal effects of an unmarried man travelling alone on holiday in the Dominican Republic.

rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:32 (twelve years ago) Permalink

There was a fill-in host in place of Daryn Kagan this morning.

I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

yeah, didn't she dump his ass a while back?

kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:49 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I heard they were split up, no idea who did the dumping. "I am NOT going on the air to report on my ex's Viagra bust. Call it a sick day or whatever, kthxbye."

I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 16:57 (twelve years ago) Permalink

three months pass...
The wit and wisdom:

Now, is that not the answer you were looking for? You look stunned in there. What were you getting at with the difference between a blogger and a columnist? (interruption) Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. No.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm surprised nobody made the "he took one and now he's 9 feet tall" joke on this thread yet

nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:38 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I'm going to tell you the blog postings that I regularly read in my RSS reader. I've communicated with many of the people who run them. They're fabulous people, starting with National Review Online, then Hugh Hewitt and his Townhall blog, Captain Ed, Ed Morrissey at Captain's Quarters. The three lawyers at Power Line. These are resources that I have added to everything else that I use for show prep which makes show prep an ongoing, never ending thing. Red State is another site.(I hope I don't forget anybody.) Little Green Footballs. I don't want to leave any out. A.J. Strata, Strata-Sphere. I don't want to leave anybody out here. The American Spectator. You here me talking about these. I'm referring to two days' worth of posts on this one site.
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I knew I was going to do it. I left out some blogger names that I routinely read. One of them is Michelle Malkin, and she's just fabulous and extremely valuable. The American Thinker, which I cite and quote on this program constantly, and Debbie Schlussel-- and I'm sure there are more.

and he doesn't know who instapundit is?? what a liar.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:39 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he's a big fat idiot

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:05 (twelve years ago) Permalink

I also doubt his claim that he's "played a lot of competitive sports." He's a fattey with a diet pill addiction!

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:11 (twelve years ago) Permalink

dude right wing bloggers are not fabulous

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

he's referring to golf shakey

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

lol at dudes shooting trout in a cracker barrel with a .12-gauge

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

or a 12-gauge, even

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:47 (twelve years ago) Permalink

michelle malkin... extremely fabulous and valuable to stand-up comics everywhere

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:12 (twelve years ago) Permalink

This is like that ODB song where he can't stop giving shout-outs to people. I was expecting him to start thanking all the bloggers in the submarines.

clotpoll (Clotpoll), Friday, 20 October 2006 01:51 (twelve years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:08 (nine years ago) Permalink

I will say I like it when folks deconstruct things and show the mechanics of non-mechanical processes

kingfish, Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:52 (nine years ago) Permalink

What is the deal with the mannequin (at least I really hope that's a mannequin) on the right?

the maximum value that ZS obtains given its constraint is 8 (Z S), Saturday, 24 January 2009 20:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

LOL @ the impression at the end of that video

a good ole fashion ass whoopin, wow (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 24 January 2009 21:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Rush Limbaugh too stupid to use a computer, or at least, search a PDF:

LIMBAUGH: In addition, they have reformatted the bill -- they've made it a PDF file when they posted it. Now, for those of you that don't use computers, basically what that means is that it cannot be keyword searched. A PDF file is essentially a picture of a page. And, so, you can read every page, but you cannot keyword search it. It's not a text file as legislation normally is as posted on these public websites. They don't want anybody knowing what's in this; they want it happening as fast as possible so nobody can know what's in it.

PDF file in question.

http://mediamatters.org/items/200902130016

slacki (libcrypt), Monday, 16 February 2009 14:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

thanx to the washingtonian: batshit crazy ol' pat robertson thinks limbaugh is out of line for wishing that president obama fails:

Robertson told U.S. News that he wants to give President Obama "the benefit of every doubt, and I definitely hope he succeeds." Dan Gilgoff followed up, asking, "So, you don't subscribe to Rush Limbaugh's 'I hope he fails' school of thought?" Robertson responded:

"That was a terrible thing to say. I mean, he's the president of all the country. If he succeeds, the country succeeds. And if he doesn't, it hurts us all. Anybody who would pull against our president is not exactly thinking rationally."

Ein kluges Äpfelchen (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:57 (nine years ago) Permalink

lol @ rush thinking a pdf is a jpg

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 19:59 (nine years ago) Permalink

olbermann had a hilarious rant about that last night

big fatass rick ross (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

It's not like I expect 58-yr-olds to be the savviest computer users, but thinking it's rant-worthy is really extra dense.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

maybe we could revive the ebonics movement just to publish legislation in urban dialect and make his chubby heart palpitate

obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:06 (nine years ago) Permalink

anti-christmas legislation

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:07 (nine years ago) Permalink

(Starts @ about 2:00)

I usually hate Olbermann's voices, but his Limbaugh is pretty funny. He's been practicing.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:09 (nine years ago) Permalink

Rush Limbaugh completely OTM in that clip above, especially in regard to callers. You wouldn't believe how many hosts who will be on a pretty coherent train of thought that will immediately throw on the brakes and bring their show to a grinding halt because they see a phone call coming in on the control room screen.

"Hello, caller? Hello? Did they hang -- Caller? Thought they were there again for a moment. Oh, well. 800-345-TALK if you're still out there somewhere. Now where was I? Oh, yes, the effect the stimulus package will have on St. Louis' economy..."

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 20:29 (nine years ago) Permalink

From a Media Matters for America search of "false" in the Recovery_Bill_Div_B.pdf -- Division B of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 -- in Adobe Reader:

looool

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:00 (nine years ago) Permalink

Rush Limbaugh completely OTM in that clip above

I;d never clain he's not a consummate professional at shit shovelling

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:02 (nine years ago) Permalink

Honestly, one you accept that he's a sack of manure stuffed in a suit, Rush is kind of fun to listen to. O'Reilly, same thing.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:04 (nine years ago) Permalink

There was really good piece on Rush in the NYT Sunday mag a few months ago, I think. He makes no bones whatsoever about being non-ideological, in that he's 100% in it for the money.

slacki (libcrypt), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

He also likes France!

slacki (libcrypt), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:05 (nine years ago) Permalink

I sincerely doubt Olbermann is a differenter, more specialer kind of soul.

Bad Banana On Broadway (kenan), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:10 (nine years ago) Permalink

Rush is just a doofus. Most right-wingers who listen to him (who i've encountered) are aware that he's an entertainer first and foremost.

but Hannity, O'Reilly and that shitstain Beck are on what is consider "the news" by lots of people, and that's, you know, fucked up.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:19 (nine years ago) Permalink

rush, i have to admit, is very talented at radio. it's tough to fill up 4 hours of airtime a day. the writer of that profile didn't have anything to say about limbaugh pushing information on air that is just factually incorrect, which does a disservice to his own listeners, not to mention the general discourse in this country..

here sharky shark (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

The writer of the profile was also a right winger.

Rush is just a doofus. Most right-wingers who listen to him (who i've encountered) are aware that he's an entertainer first and foremost.

Not the ones I know!

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

Mom takes him very seriously.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:22 (nine years ago) Permalink

hannity/o'reilly/beck.. yeah. depressing that so much of cable news is just opinion shows presented as news, that play fast and loose with the facts & fill up airtime with guests who are still playing 'crossfire'

here sharky shark (daria-g), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:24 (nine years ago) Permalink

plus he's probably not going anywhere anytime soon. looking forward to him eventually in desperation mode, though, the sad old hate shaman, flaming out. should be quite the spectacle

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:19 (seven years ago) Permalink

why would he flame out?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:24 (seven years ago) Permalink

I don't expect a Beck-stye collapse. If his ratings are down, blame the fading of Obama's novelty. Ratings will increase in 2012.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:26 (seven years ago) Permalink

i don't see him signing off gracefully. i imagine some kind of epic three hour john galt rant and then his head explodes into his golden microphone

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

Truthfully I see him dying due to his lifestyle choices instead of some sort of epic flameout.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:36 (seven years ago) Permalink

terminal priapism seems like a very embarrassing way to go

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 16:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

I don't have to read the story to know it's a line I've heard all my life.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2013 18:00 (five years ago) Permalink

Then there's all the jokes I've heard over the years from Mexicans about stuck up Cuban snobs...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:08 (five years ago) Permalink

Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2013 18:10 (five years ago) Permalink

what a dumb fake website

goole, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (five years ago) Permalink

lol what have i posted

brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:03 (five years ago) Permalink

done with the internet

brownie, Friday, 1 February 2013 20:07 (five years ago) Permalink

Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.

so you're the long-haired laughing boy at my Noche Buena parties.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 February 2013 20:32 (five years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

can someone photoshop this with "viagra" where "capitalism" is?

data halls and oate (stevie), Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:05 (five years ago) Permalink

or just photoshop him out of the frame and put the planter's peanut guy there instead.

Treeship, Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:10 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

when this fuck dies i'm going to throw an all-night party, you are all invited

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 20:32 (four years ago) Permalink

Pretty sure he is dead, and has been for some time, but before he went - pills, I heard - he locked himself in his bunker for a few months and just talked, about things that had happened and things he thought would happen. Now they just edit and play his archives as needed, with the occasional impersonator subbing in when they need something really specific.

Anyway, that's what I heard.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:14 (four years ago) Permalink

it's amazing who you can fool with a colon puppet & a microphone

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:15 (four years ago) Permalink

i think they just prop up a potato sack on one of those cans of caramel corn

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:18 (four years ago) Permalink

As his bouts of tastelessness go, that's pretty mild (no yelling, at least). I'm guessing he's holding back for fear that even his own audience would push back--I'm sure Williams' appeal covered the political spectrum.

clemenza, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 21:35 (four years ago) Permalink

Compared to the Michael J. Fox thing a few years ago, this is definitely mild.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (four years ago) Permalink

Still, Limbaugh's death will (and should be) a celebration.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:02 (four years ago) Permalink

yeah but being able to rant about Limbaugh is like, the surnrise, or eggs for breakfast. it's part of life's rich tapestry LET ME HAVE THIS

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 22:03 (four years ago) Permalink

a world without Limbaugh > being able to rant about him

You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:55 (four years ago) Permalink

true

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:22 (four years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

yeah this has popped up on my Facebook a number of times recently. Still waiting...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:42 (three years ago) Permalink

Sex tourism in Costa Rica has been a consequence of the rapid growth of international tourism in the country, and the country is being promoted as a popular destination for sex tourism.

You and your damn elves, I'm sick of it! (Sanpaku), Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:43 (three years ago) Permalink

I was hoping for something a bit more lolworthy than his just saying more stupid shit on the air. Like cutting off the last joint on his pinkie finger in a bagel-related accident while loaded on prescription narcotics. He says stupid shit every day.

Aimless, Thursday, 19 March 2015 21:46 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

wow, amazing...

curmudgeon, Thursday, 25 August 2016 14:22 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

sure...i mean it went so well last time

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 02:04 (one year ago) Permalink

They've photoshopped his belly in that pic right?

Cyndi Larper (stevie), Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:26 (one year ago) Permalink

four months pass...

the whole "small government" thing has never been true, why start now

adam the (abanana), Friday, 9 February 2018 22:39 (eight months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So we have a teacher barricaded in a classroom with no students. No children. No students anywhere around. And starts firing some shots. Barricaded in the classroom. And then here comes some cops and nab the guy is in custody and we got a breaking new stories: “Teacher in Custody After Georgia Police Respond to Report of Shots Fired.”

What are you thinking? When you heard me say this, folks, what were you thinking? What was running through your mind when you heard this? Come on. Be honest. Oh, of course this will be the argument we use for not arming teachers, but what if the whole thing’s a setup to create that very — what if the teacher is a radical leftist and does this to give the drive-bys a news story that they can then point to. “See, we can’t arm teachers.”

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 March 2018 16:49 (seven months ago) Permalink

mmm yes what if

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:32 (seven months ago) Permalink

Then I would say that his plan worked

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Thursday, 1 March 2018 17:46 (seven months ago) Permalink

six months pass...

well whew glad that's settled

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 23:26 (one month ago) Permalink

Damn I thought this was an RIP revive

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 00:37 (one month ago) Permalink

Soon enough.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:13 (one month ago) Permalink

Rush in Pee

Never mind the bollards (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:15 (one month ago) Permalink

I've been hearing about his bullshit since the mid '80s. couldn't be soon enough

Dan S, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 01:16 (one month ago) Permalink

i'm amused that whenever i hear one of him or his fellow Teabag goons on the radio, they hardly ever take calls, and it's always a worshipper on the line. This kind of radio used to thrive on screaming matches, not sermons and hosannas.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 06:10 (one month ago) Permalink


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