LOL at Rush Limbaugh

I want him to go quietly, you see.

Re K-Lo, reminding me of THIS:

http://therollerblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/zelda.jpg

The light is good.

There is peace and serenity in the light.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o07qRVETglQ

I love this sentence from the link Z S posted. In context of... everything.

"Limbaugh blamed his addiction to painkillers on back pain."

Suck it up, man! You're a man, aren't you? Not a femiliberenvirococksucker? Right?

i was addicted to doan's pills

I'm currently addicted to my prescription medication. My full Christian name is on the bottle, though.

Some LOL Tweets have been going around: http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/phlog/archive/2009/12/30/dear-rush-limbaugh-please-drop-dead-love-twitter.aspx

"So...if Rush Limbaugh dies in Hawaii, will his listeners believe the death certificate?"

die fucker

The perfect German crust-punk band name.

"the bart the"

such a powerful villain, everybody he endorsed throughout '08 lost.

re: re: Rush [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

So many, like Mark and myself, have personal stories about Rush's kind generosity. But there are millions of people who have never met him who are e-mailing me today telling me they went to morning Mass with his intention in mind, that they have their whole family praying for him, wanting him to rest and be back for more excellence in broadcasting for years to come. It's really a beautiful and remarkable thing to see how much of an impact he's made on their lives. These aren't talking heads. These are folks who try to listen in their cars, in their offices, at home. These are his fans, who are grateful to him, and who love the man. It's not a cult-like American Idol phenom. It's real, based on over two decades now of earning loyalty, through talent and hard work. The man devours, processes, and analyzes information like few others I've ever encounteres — and we know around these parts quite a few who do such things for a living!

The man devours

True.

"Dear, I'm going to morning Mass to pray for Rush. You comin'?"

Ugh. I can't stand Kathryn Lopez.

and we know around these parts quite a few who do such things for a living!

...but hey, none of them are editors or proofreaders.

These aren't talking heads

Odd, I would have thought David Byrne would be first in line to pray for Rush.

Put me in the 'praying for him to lose abilities to speak' category.

The man distorts, ignores, and fabricates information like few others I've ever encounteres

Rush's kind generosity

Does not compute.

I'm sure AIPAC appreciates his generosity

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_dont_even_want_to_be_alive

I live in constant terror and that terror informs my every word, thought, and action

i thought this was kinda mean spirited when i read the whole thing

then, in a different context, i read a quoted line and completely believed it was real

http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_4_click_522_regular.jpg

http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_1_click_522_regular.jpg

http://images.politico.com/global/click/100129_rush_2_click_522_regular.jpg

Shit I had to be pretty distracted cuz I clicked that link and got through that first paragraph without realizing it was an Onion article and I thought Rush was having a total fucking breakdown.

And the beautiful thing is, the Onion often gets mistaken for real and article in it'll do the email rounds, so here's hoping that one goes into the wilds.

love this

http://www.starkreports.com/2011/02/04/rush-limbaugh-chats-wme-about-ronald-reagans-legacy/

liberal dude somehow gets through limbaughs call-screeners and flabbergasts the big fat fool about reagan's tax-raising and cut-and-running and immigrant-amnesty-granting

i don't participate in recessions!

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/05/24/limbaugh_ratings/index.html

alex p otm

I'd rather have him around as an outlet for conservative anger though.

plus he's probably not going anywhere anytime soon. looking forward to him eventually in desperation mode, though, the sad old hate shaman, flaming out. should be quite the spectacle

why would he flame out?

I don't expect a Beck-stye collapse. If his ratings are down, blame the fading of Obama's novelty. Ratings will increase in 2012.

i don't see him signing off gracefully. i imagine some kind of epic three hour john galt rant and then his head explodes into his golden microphone

Truthfully I see him dying due to his lifestyle choices instead of some sort of epic flameout.

terminal priapism seems like a very embarrassing way to go

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/01/limbaugh-cubans-work-hard-unlike-mexicans

I don't have to read the story to know it's a line I've heard all my life.

Then there's all the jokes I've heard over the years from Mexicans about stuck up Cuban snobs...

Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.

http://dailycurrant.com/2013/01/31/rush-limbaugh-denied-service-mexican-restauruant/

what a dumb fake website

lol what have i posted

done with the internet

Then there was the complicated joke I heard from a Cuban-American roommate of mine in college about the three officers on a paratroop training exercise, involving the dumb Mexican, the wily Cuban and the effete snob from Spain itself, Sergeant Gometh.

so you're the long-haired laughing boy at my Noche Buena parties.

http://www.rushimg.com/cimages//media/1rushmontages/rushcapitalism4/1151011-1-eng-GB/RushCapitalism.jpg