Pete Coors: "Oops."

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Smooth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 July 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

is he one of the Coors loonies that dumps money into all those rightwing thinktanks?

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 14 July 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 14 July 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be sorry if I'd been drinking Coors, too.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

I doubt he drinks that shit. He's not poor.

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

colorado is the beautifulist place and then you goto to golden and it's all eeeeww. total armpit.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 14 July 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

Money != taste, Dave! Look at Shaq!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

shaq has amazing taste - have you never seen his doorknob of fame?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

You make it sound so good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

Google search result for "doorknob of fame": 1 result

There would be a huge body of evidence to support the notion that bluegrass players were put on this earth to do extremely different things. I could see Sean placing fine snap kicks at a point just over the doorknob of Fame, uttering a war cry in a language nobody would recognize.

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

Coors rolled through a stop sign a block from his home and was stopped by the officer in his driveway, company spokeswoman Kabira Hatland said. She said his blood-alcohol content following a breath test was 0.088 percent, above the legal limit of 0.08 percent.

By a nose!

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh man - it's half a huge door from one of his movies where they were trying to make him look small. celebrities that come to his house sign it. he forces them. he's got everyone - michael jackson, michael jordan, bill clinton... it's prominently displayed and he calls it the doorknob of fame even though the half door of fame would be a more descriptive name. shaq is wicked psyched about it. but shaq is wicked psyched about most things. his house is also over 75k sq ft.

AND YOU SAY HE HAS NO TASTE

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Dude sleeps on the Superman shield!

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

THEY NEEDED A WHOLE EPISODE OF CRIBS JUST FOR HIM

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

we're not talking about pete coors then? he wasn't on cribs. how are his knocker?

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

No, I knew what you were talking about. I think Big Boi had something similar, but Big Boi-sized, and not giant movie prop Shaq sized.

I *heart* Shaq. Even if he starts shit with every team he's a member of (watch out D-Wade).

― Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

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