Annoyance: Whatcha doin'?
Worker 1: Lookin' at Hoff.
Annoyance: What kinda Hoff?
Worker 2: Beaming, gracious, self-effacing Hoff.
Annoyance: Can you talk to the Hoff?
Worker 1 holds Nextel phone, uses as walkie talkie
Worker 1: Hoff, they hassling you?
Annoyance: Does the Hoff talk back?
Voice from Hoff: Kitt, get me outta here.
Annoyance: Do it again.
Worker 1: We can't agitate the Hoff.
Worker 2: Don't agitate the Hoff.
Supervisor walks into room
Supervisor: Who's agitatin' my Hoff?
Supervisor looks at Annoyance
Supervisor: You agitatin' my Hoff?
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)