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There are monkeys on the loose in Regent's Park after a break-out from the zoo. Assorted primate boffins with big nets are running around and climbing trees in a bid to round them up. Very amusing to watch.

Go monkeys!

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

starry, your mad Ape Escape skillzor are needed! get to it.

― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Thursday, 27 July 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe you people aren't more excited by this.

Monkeys, everyone, monkeys! On the run in Camden! Surely they're more exciting than a boring old whale bobbing up and down near Battersea?

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

we're so excited we can't even coherent.

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

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― peanut go find ticks to eat (dave225.3), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to think that last post was typed by one of the escapee monkeys.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

Fictional films in the Simpsons about non-human primates (from memory):

Gorilla Squadron
Gorilla Island 6
Apes A Poppin
Hail to the Chimp

Anyway...youtube?!?!?!??

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:34 (nineteen years ago)

i hate monkeys

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

I have the insight gossip on this, btw, from someone Who Is In The Know.

They're squirrel monkeys, apparently. Four escaped from the zoo over the weekend and have been recaptured, but another one got out this morning. The way they catch them is to wait until they climb down the tree to feed (which they will do in the late afternoon/early evening), then to stop them climbing back up they lop a couple of tree branches off. I understand from my sources that two zoo employees are currently sitting at the botom of the tree where the escaped squirrel monkey is hiding, to guard him until he comes down of his own accord.

My sources say nothing about primate boffins with nets :)

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.zsl.org/images/width200/squirrel-monkey-london-zoo-thumbnail-458.jpg

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

Aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww, cuet!

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Monkeys In A Park

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, the King Kong Complex. Blonde babes hate monkeys ever since that movie, but all he ever wanted was someone to love... :-(

(xxpost)

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

You could write a song: (Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Monkeys.

The b-side shall be called "It's the King Kong-complex, stoopid"

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5220626.stm

They're the same ones who used to steal the mobile phones it is alleged. Naughty monkeys.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

actually, i didnt see king kong because I HATE MONKEYS.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Why the monkey hate? Have you had some experienced some monkey-related trauma in the past?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

"The monkey inside of you that you are afraid of just wants your love."

― Bnad (Bnad), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

aw, sunny, yeah. in the past 10 years, i have moved from hate to dislike to disinterest re: monkeys. marmots i like though! those squirrel monkeys are kind of marmot-like and pretty cute, but there's something worrisome about their eyes and bare ears.

haha, xpost

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha, I now have this brilliant image of a troup of trained monkeys going around nicking the phones of people who are being self important phone twats.

The thread title could have been a bit more helpful. I mean "MONKEYS!" could mean anything - surely it could have been "MONKEYS ON THE LOOSE IN LONDON!!!" would have got more hits.

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

i wish some monkeys would also let loose some baby tigers or baby elephants in a park. now that would be cute.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

why? they move in a creepy weird way and screech a lot. same reason i don't like bob dylan, really.

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

i wish some monkeys would also let loose some baby tigers or baby elephants in a park. now that would be cute.
-- rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (apoemabouteverythin...) (webmail), Today 9:28 AM. (rrrobyn) (later)

yes!

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

They could make a film about it!

Ben Affleck could play Leader of the Freedom Monkeys.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

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― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

This page cannot be found THE MONKEYS HAVE STOLEN IT!!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

argh! insert 12 Monkeys poster here...

― Koogy Yonderboy (koogs), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.monkeymondays.com/smashyourcages.html

― pauls00 (pauls00), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

They're shy.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

the best part about the monkey freedom movie will be when the monkeys have freed everyone and the tigers and elephants and lions and giant sloths are like, thanks guys, we'll take it from here. because you know that would happen.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41527000/jpg/_41527368_monkey_phone300.jpg
The monkeys have already been taught not to steal mobile phones

HAHAHAHAHAH this pic and caption have already made my day.

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

"HEY! COME BACK HERE! Muhfukkin' monkey stole my phone!"

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Highrise/5706/toons/monchichi.gif

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Pentagon/Bunker/5921/brass_monkey.gif

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 27 July 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

BRINE SHRIMP

(aka sea monkeys)

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Friday, 28 July 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Any Which Way But Loose would be a better movie with a Sea Monkey named Clyde

― Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 28 July 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

Monkeys on a Train! in India!

"There are too many monkeys," Dayal was quoted as saying.

Stealing your cigarettes, scowling at passengers!

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

this thread should be called
THERE ARE TOO MANY MONKEYS

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.christinetarbet.com/weblog/images/monchichi.gif

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

It's finally happened: uniformed police monkeys are on the payroll in Thailand. Is this how it starts? Will they get elected into parliament next? When will the Monkey Revolution finally come?!

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Apr/Week1/15591181.jpg

― requiem for crunk (kingfish), Monday, 5 April 2010 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

Mexico arrests man with 18 monkeys around his waist

― tom d: he did what he had to do now he is dead (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

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