Taking Sides: Christians vs. Atheists threads or Bicyclists vs. Car Drivers threads: FITE!

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No rogue "English vs. American styles of dishwashing" threads fans, either!

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

I must admit that I find the carcrash (no pun intended) that is the bikes vs. cars: FITE! threads more amusing as they're not actually emotionally engaging for me, as I'm neither a car driver or bicyclist.

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

I believe that pun was intended.

― Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think the bike people are not understanding that I hate other drivers AS MUCH AS OR MORE THAN they do.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

Bikes v. Cars every single time.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Is this different from atheists not understanding that most ordinary religious people dislike fundamentalist nutjobs AS MUCH OR MORE THAN they do? ;-)

It's just kind of interesting watching two sets of people utterly refusing to understand one another's positions, if you're not actually involved or affected.

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

Taking Sides: Christians vs. Atheists threads or Car Drivers vs. Bicyclists threads: FITE!, surely

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

Taking Sides: Christians vs. Atheists threads or Bicyclists vs. Car Drivers threads: FITE!

That's what it says, isn't it?

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, now I see. Why invert the order of the latter?

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's a mainstream attitude vs edgy counter-culture analogy structure.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

You can never prove that God exists or not, but car driving has been proved harmful to the environment and to other people. Therefore, the latter.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, shut up.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha

― Sploshette Moxy (Dada), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

You're just in denial. ;)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, this isn't the fucking thread for it.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

How endlessly recursive. A thread about which insoluable argument is more amusing turns into a rehash of the insoluable argument!

Am I in a Borges novel?

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

Aren't we all?

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

Christian bicyclist = liberation theologist/weird fundie hippie
atheist bicyclist = leftist
Christian driver = evangelical
atheist driver = libertarian

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

What about vicars on bikes? They are a mainstay of rural village life from time immemorial!

http://www.christian-ecology.org.uk/img/bikes-studley.JPG

This one is enourmous so I will link, but it appears to be Queen Victoria, a vicar and a bicycling dog!

http://www.goodworth.org/images/pictures-7/winterton-group-with-bicycle-detail.jpg

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moultoneers.net/vicar.jpg

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

They could still be atheists, you know what the C of E are like

― Sploshette Moxy (Dada), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, true. My post was U.S.-specific, I guess. (xpost)

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

If Atheists believe in Atheism, do Bicyclists believe in Bicyclism?

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

I think the bike people are not understanding that I hate other drivers AS MUCH AS OR MORE THAN they do.

-- Jesus Dan (djperry@g

Dude I sussed that straightaway!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

They believe that life is bicyclical

― Sploshette Moxy (Dada), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

She was really kinky, she was a bicysexual!

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

As a person professionally involved w/bikes and bicycling, I've learned to avoid any interweb discourse wr/t it whatsoever, as I always wind up, to nick nycalex' phrase, wanting all human life to cease on this planet.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

so, uh, I guess the other one, though I never read them.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Crucial distinction: abundance of car driving cyclists or bike riding drivers. Few Christian athiests.

― ledge (ledge), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

She was really kinky, she was a bicysexual!

That reminds me of my longstanding plan to do a version of Tomorrow's "My White Bicycle" as "My Wife's Bisexual"

― Sploshette Moxy (Dada), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

...except in the C of E, as Dada pointed out above.

x-post

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

That reminds me of my longstanding plan to do a version of Tomorrow's "My White Bicycle" as "My Wife's Bisexual"

-- Sploshette Moxy (dadaismus@ho

You've just outed yourself, mr radcliffe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Taking Sides "Taking Sides: Christians vs. Atheists threads or Bicyclists vs. Car Drivers threads: FITE!" vs Christians vs. Atheists threads and Bicyclists vs. Car Drivers threads: FITE!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

Bah, missed a "threads" in there somewhere :(

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Car drivers and athiests who lambast bicyclists and Christians are assholes. Evangelical bicyclists and Christians, however, need to get off the cross.

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 27 July 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'm an agnostic pedestrian. I win.

― Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Thursday, 27 July 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

YES!!!

They've brought up Zombies. Is there any thread that cannot be made better with Zombies?

― Silver Machine Manor (kate), Friday, 28 July 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

What about Christians in cars with bikes mounted to the roof?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

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