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seriously, these are my fave emails to get. i especially like the ones that sound like excerpts from a high seas romance novel if it were written in english by someone who doesn't speak english. i'll dig some up soon.

like the architectural looking pictures (5 and 7) and the floral one (2) but, as most of the slashdot comments said, the spam thing is pretty inconsequential, is just a (lumpy) source of randomness.

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I believe that you would not like this to happen, since a long holiday season is just about to start soon –
just imagine the number of silly jokes and loud laughter that would get provoked by your video all over the neighbourhood bars and pubs…

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In case, if 48 hours after you have opened this email,
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While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense.
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers.
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For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.
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xp Here's the scam. They want you to pay for "shipping." You'll never get the instrument. It's a low-dollar, high-volume grift.

I encountered this in reverse when I tried to sell a piano. They sent me a certified check for the instrument plus shipping. I was supposed to pay the shipping company. The check was fake, of course.

Selling a baby grand piano is not easy.

This one made it past google's spam filters into my inbox.

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