fuck fake tits, fuck nowhere, fuck "the great british public", fuck belching, fuck posh-wanks, fuck black pudding, fuck rapists, fuck ghetto ho's, fuck endemol, fuck davina, fuck tourrettes, fuck the

didn't watch bb this weekend except fri

what's this thread got to do with DJ Martian?

*doffs cap*

Happier times...

"You have pressed six. You have pressed nine."
"Hur hur, sixty-nine."

pete & aisleyne & richard, a bit, doing funny voices in the mirror

aisleyene w/ the maltesers and drool

suzie I am fed up of, now. first she didn't even occur to me that much but she doesn't like rounders and thinks that larking about and making a mess is "not the thing to do" and she doesn't "like it" etc etc etc what a boring old bore

i didn't think much of tonight's show, FWIW. i'm intrigued by the "you have been evicted" voice, but not that intrigued.

suzie is going to have a breakdown, isn't she? or snap and kill them all.

It's funny the way these classmates get dragged up by the papers.

Yes.

They also seem to believe that Big Brother is actually on holiday, that there's an entity that's left the house for a few days in Margaret. That there aren't still dozens of people all around them every day filming them.

"Duck Billed Platypus". liked the way pete was trying to make them impossible but glynn was having a go anyway.

the Nob thing was funny as well.

as was the Margaret thing.

is BB away for the whole week. how will nominations work if he is?

xpost

The conversations next door are dreadful. It feels somehow WRONG to have BB contestants sitting there talking about their photo shoots in The Sun, makes you realise how unpleasant they actually are when taken out of the bubble.

Still, all the house-next-door nonsense was almost worthwhile just for Nikki making Richard squirm with the plastic thing as she chomped on her dinner.

I missed the end but "I BELONNNNG IN THERE" on the pre-break teaser looked like Nikki hype feedback loop at its worst.

Not as funny as if Glyn was given the choice which of Richard and Imogen to evict, with Endemol brazenly ignoring thousands of votes. I think that might kill BB once and for all though.

alba re. pete's admirable need to be loved by everyone: the only way he can do it is to totally repress himself! it's especially narcissistic where women are involved.

i proposed the exact same theory to my GF as soon as "tell off BB" said "..will be issued to you on friday". it would be a great move for the show, imo, far more so than putting Nikki Parody back in there.

i liked pete a lot and still do, but he's behaved appallingly with almost the girls in there. leading them on, believing in his magical pete world that *this* girl is the ONE, this girl is so unbelievably great, etc then as soon as they show a bit of interest he backs off and acts like they're crazy for acting like this. im sure he doesnt realise how cuntish this is, but regardless...

Imogen telling Glyn off in Welsh

This was sweet. Glyn's such a dick tho.

and me :(

Not here it isn't!

i still don't really know where northampton is apart from 'the north'
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

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they could cause millions of pounds worth of improvements etc. (xpost)
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), August 10th, 2006.

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obv i know about dorian gray though, it's great!
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

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Northampton is not "The North", Lex.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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it is 'the pinelex' from now on, i think.
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), August 10th, 2006.

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it's called NORTHampton!
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

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Yeas, but SOUTH Shields, where I am now, is not in the south, is it?
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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Yay for Neil K! Just wanted to say that.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 10th, 2006.

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i have never heard of south shields, sorry.
i do think of everything above oxford as 'the north'.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

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It's in the north, lex. I don't recommend visiting it, tbh.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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Also, you do seem to be forgetting a very large part of the country called "the midlands".
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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the midlands are the north, surely? i know birmingham is in the midlands and that's DEFINITELY the north.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

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All you people live 'over there' from where we sit, and London = England = UK and you all worship the queen. Whereas America is rich in regional traditions.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 10th, 2006.

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xp

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), August 10th, 2006.

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no, lex, the midlands is in the middle. Birmingham is the midlands. Leeds, Manchester, Newcastle are in the north. Further up from Newcastle is Scotland.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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Islington is in the North ferchrissakes when you live in Lewisham...
-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), August 10th, 2006.

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Watford Gap etc.
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), August 10th, 2006.

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islington is not "in the north" ffs!
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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get one (1) uk map, yadda yadda yadda
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), August 10th, 2006.

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jeez, only teasing!
Reading is in the West Country.

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), August 10th, 2006.

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i like scotland! i have been there. that's not the north, that's a different country.
the middle of england = the home counties surely. between london and oxford. that's why they call it middle england.

i KNOW bham is the north because they have a northern accent there.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), August 10th, 2006.

the stuff of nightmares.

in fairness to imogen she came across as a really nice person in her interview.

i can't watch with nikki in there. i think i'll switch off until the final night.

i can't watch it, it makes me fee sick. see you tomorrow etc.

nikki still >>>>>>>>>>> than anything else in the history of BB, get a grip.

Absolutely, right down to that whole "let's make sure Richard IS there and Glyn ISN'T there when they make the decision" farrago.

I agree with stirmonster, I'm not going to be able to watch it again after tonight.

*lets go*

winner : Glynn
2. Aisleyne
3. Pete
4. Nikki
5. Jennie
6. Richard

i really don't mind as long as pete and nikki aren't first and second.

Aisleyne was being a prat yesterday @ Grace.
it slightly weakened my pro-Aisleyne stance. but only slightly.

Nikki
Pete
Glyn
Jennie
Richard
Aisleyne (wins)

But this is what will probably happen -

Jenny
Richard
Aisleyne
Nikki
Glyn
Pete (wins)

But the pessimist in me is telling me this is what will really happen -

Jenny
Nikki
(Nikki gets put back in house)
(Grace gets put back in house)
Grace
Richard
(Nadia from BB5 gets put back in house)
Aisleyne
Nikki
Nadia
(Nikki gets put back in house)
(New person, Hildegarde, joins the house)
Glyn
Hildegarde
Nikki
Pete (wins)
(Nikki gets put back in house after Pete leaves for interview)
Nikki (wins)

Hildegard to win!!!

-- JimD, August 12th, 2006.

I thought, nah, it won't be that bad - but it was actually worse - the nikki/pete stuff was very unpleasant. I just can't watch it.

It could mean, of course, that you like them very much...

Anyway, a final thread for the year, minimise friendly...
Big Brother 2006 (UK) Thread 8 : I love you, but I've chosen.. Nikki?

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