this thread really needs shirtless jay bl4nch4rd pic
― velko, Friday, 12 June 2009 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link
*grinds teeth, blood boils, etc*
I'm with Jordan, actually -- that video makes him look like his show is going to be funny. Nobody really cares about bad taste. Bad taste is just in-the-know. And whatever, it all lives or dies on the punchline, and the dude has no punchlines. He's not funny. Period.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link
"what is it about bookstores that makes people think they can lay on the fucking ground?" <- i think this is a good premise for a joke - gaffigan or galifinakis could do something with this - but there's just nothing good from him after that
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I think you have to have been that guy in the bookstore to really make a good joke out of it.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Or at least empathize with him. Hate is never pretty, as they say, but it can be very funny. But you have to make yourself the victim of the hate and also take the audience along with you. It's tricky and it's not easy.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, otherwise you're just making fun of foreigners.
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, 12 June 2009 08:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Saw some stand-up of his for the first time last night since he was on MTV Awards a few years ago, and his body language was identical to a youth minister on a christian television station.
― da croupier, Friday, 12 June 2009 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link
Dane Cook Parlays New Burger King Menu Item Into Hour-Long HBO Special
― casual racism fridays (bug), Friday, 12 June 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
― Brundlefly (kenan), Friday, June 12, 2009 4:09 AM (8 hours ago)
otm
― my god, it's full of straws! (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 June 2009 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link
Caught a few minutes of this guy's act on the weekend and yeah, he's awful. The worst aspects of Sam Kinison and Dennis Miller but at least those guys had decent material. That "Family Guy" parody was pretty OTM ("Is he saying something funny?" "I dunno, but he's moving around a lot.")
― a "goaty"-style beard (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 2 June 2011 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.avclub.com/articles/so-apparently-dane-cooks-standup-set-was-unusually,67943/
― omar little, Thursday, 19 January 2012 22:55 (twelve years ago) link
Even his appearance on Louie did nothing to rehabilitate him in my eyes.
― Seriously, who votes for Drake? (Nicole), Thursday, 19 January 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link
Someone should throw him in front a train.
― Seriously, who votes for Drake? (Nicole), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
I've been thinking about Dead Pool 2013 already and he's looking like a likely candidate.
― beachville, Friday, 20 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
i honestly believe that he makes his fans feel okay about being misogynist whether he intends to or not
― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:46 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
this is a hilarious thing for a rap fan to concern troll about
― Planned Perrintweet (some dude), Friday, 20 January 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
I'm mistrustful of other comics' first-hand reports on Dane Cook.
― do you not like slouching? (Eazy), Saturday, 21 January 2012 06:33 (twelve years ago) link
That "Family Guy" parody was pretty OTM ("Is he saying something funny?" "I dunno, but he's moving around a lot.")
i'm all for ripping on Dane Cook but this is some serious pot/kettle shit right here
this is how its done right here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Saturday, 21 January 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm198/betani316/hotdane.jpg
― omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
"So I heard that the guy came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie," he said. "And I don't know if you've seen the movie, but the movie is pretty much a piece of s--t. Yeah, spoiler alert."He continued, "I know that if none of that would have happened, pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in, realizing it was a piece of s--t, was probably like, ‘Ugh f------ shoot me.'"The crowd's response was a mix of jeers, laughter and cheers.
― omar little, Saturday, 28 July 2012 00:02 (eleven years ago) link
damn son, canceled before it even aired, that's a new low
http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2012/10/12/nbc-cancels-mid-season-comedy-next-caller-before-it-airs/152807/
― flaming goon pie included (some dude), Monday, 15 October 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
NBC coming to their senses?
― Gyrate For Physicet (Old Lunch), Monday, 15 October 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
dane cook
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 May 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link
the tesco value ryan reynolds
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link
chicken sangwich
― flappy bird, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
cane dook
― how's life, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link
10th anniversary of peak dane
― King Nagl (Eazy), Friday, 27 May 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link
it took me surprisingly long to realize that "Dane Cook Sucks" video above was not actually him. He's that bad.
― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:40 (seven years ago) link
dang was hoping he had died
― Οὖτις, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
"When you're in the wrong relationship, with somebody awful, I call that a relationshit." (Huge laugh.)
― frogbs, Friday, 27 May 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
"In 2010, Cook auditioned for the role of Captain America for Captain America: The First Avenger, although the director, Joe Johnston, did not have him on the short list for the part."
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
in some alternate universe there's an avengers movie where all the roles are played by losers, burnouts and general d-listers from the late 90s and early 00s: dane cook as cap, freddie prinze jr as iron man, david spade as hawkeye, tara reid as black widow, ed norton as the hulk
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:12 (seven years ago) link
What if...?
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link
lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 27 May 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
Dane Cook reminds me of a New School Evangelist. I totally thought he was going to bust into some "BUT THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT OUR LORD JESUS WHO DIED FOR OUR SINS" when I watched his DVD. -- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), December 15th, 2005.
nailed it
― rmde bob (will), Friday, 27 May 2016 19:30 (seven years ago) link
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link
thank god this dude's career burned out
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
sweet and sour sauce......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on my pussy
― frogbs, Friday, 23 December 2016 04:09 (seven years ago) link
or as I like to call it, "The Wal"
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 December 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Dane Cook is a big believer that age ain't nothing but a number
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
same as IQ
― the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link
two adults in a relationship, big news
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link