Someone kicked down the door to my house last night...

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and he was kicking and screaming. I wasn't there but the question is: Should I buy a gun?

― christopherscottknudsen (christopherscottknudsen), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

bit late for that.

― EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

Buy a door.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

Well if you want to kill someone I would advise buying a gun, yes

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

buy a rapper

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

Is that like a doorbell?

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

would your doorbell regularly bust a cap in yo mutherfuckin' ass?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:55 (nineteen years ago)

I think you can get ones with that sort of chime from B&Q.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

you can pimp it if you B&Q it

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Oh come in, I didn't hear you..."

"Didn't hear me? I've been rapping on your door for ages..."

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

What would the question be if you were there?

― stet (stet), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

"Have you got a warrant?"

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Didn't hear me? I've been rapping on your door for ages..."

"No, Wiley, you can't have a new record contract."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

"To be or not to be?"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

"How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

I believe that was the major stumbling block for Nazi Germany.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:13 (nineteen years ago)

Buy a really big thick door and a strong lock?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:14 (nineteen years ago)

Buy an enigma machine?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dig a pit with a trapdoor on your porch?

― Space Gourmand (Haberdager), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

― Oh No It's Dadaismus! (Dada), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

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