HEY! HEY GUYS! What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when they were staging an event where everyone got to choose a famous composer to be and Arnold Schwarzenegger was going to be there and everyone wan

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"Handel."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

huh?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

"You're not coming in, your name's not on the Liszt."

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

"I thought Maria didn't show up. Turns out she was Haydn!"

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll be Bach..."

(shoot me now)

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

O, quel Mahler!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

(shoot me now)

BANG!

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 21 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

obv

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

During the show, the ushers usually hang out offenbach

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

That's why you can never get a Glass then.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 21 September 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

amireich?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

if it ain't baroque, don't fix it

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Mommy! Johnny touched my Rimsky-Korsakov!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

he should've played this! http://youtube.com/watch?v=MCsGSMze_6Q

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

GONE CHOPIN, BACH IN A MINUET

― joseph (joseph), Thursday, 21 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

What, no Ligeti and meatballs?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nono, sir.

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

What do you mean, "Yesterday"? Surely this is a "Friday" funnie thread?

Oh, and the thread title cuts off on the new answers page. I Wonder how that Marissa "Nora Jones" one would look!

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

hilarious, good times thread A++++++++

― skr0nk, Sunday, 27 May 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

Shame about nu thread title-clipping hating fun.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 27 May 2007 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

GONE CHOPIN, BACH IN A MINUET

there is something abt this that makes me want it on a tshirt

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 27 May 2007 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

but pls don't photoshop with that girl from that really long thread with all the funny jpgs ok sayin

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 27 May 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll be Bach..."

(shoot me now)

-- Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, September 21, 2006 3:37 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

winner

― s1ocki, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

amireich?

-- Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, September 21, 2006 2:14 PM (Thursday, September 21, 2006 2:14 PM) Bookmark Link

ehh i was thinking of ^^ as my favorite post of thread!

― tehresa, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

guys the point of this thread was that "I'll be Bach" was the obvious answer. I can't even remember why I posted this anyway

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

Wait a minute. Bach is a famous composer?

― Aimless, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

It's pronounced "LIGitty", which screws up the Ligeti and meatballs one. But you figure out some sort of "Ligeti split" joke.

― Casuistry, Sunday, 27 May 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

You don't have to be Verdi to come up with a good pun.

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

we all put our pants one ligeti time

― gabbneb, Monday, 28 May 2007 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

and we wash our pants with Purcell.

― the next grozart, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

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