Car Sticker Hell!

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"This car is being driven by proud parents of an honour scholar of xxxxxxxx primary school"

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Magick Happens"

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm a careworker"

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

"if you can read this you're driving too close (to a careworker)"

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

following the magick one:
"something wiccan this way comes"

"alpha bitch",
"doing my part to piss off the religious right", and
"real women drive trucks"
all on the same car. um, truck.

― derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

I hate xxxxxxxx primary school.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

"MY BOSS IS AN AUSTRIAN PAINTER"

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

"My other car is a car"

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 08:07 (nineteen years ago)

no fat chicks

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

My mum has this on her car:

http://www.randi.org/images/shopping/darwin_lg.gif

At least, she used to, along with the assorted Yale, NMH, etc. stickers. I don't think those got replaced when she replaced her car, though.

― We Are The Village Green Psychogeographical Society (kate), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:21 (nineteen years ago)

I've got that on my car too - and a FSM one.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

pleasant plains and i have both seen a car driving around little rock with:

"I LOVE MY GERMAN SHEPARD - Pope Benedict XVI"

which is bad because your immediate reaction is 'awwwww' with puppies in your head but then NO.

and another one something about aborted foetuses and the rosary.

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

'AUSTRALIA- LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT' on cars driven by persons who would say pauline hanson 'had a point though'.

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

'I'M IN UR WAY, STIFLING UR PROGESS'

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

a sticker saying _CIVIL RIGHTS FOR ALL AMERICANS_ is on my step-dad's car. which would be all fine and well, if it was pro gay marriage or somesuch. but no, it has a picture of a fetus on it.

civil rights for the unborn? "human rights" i could understand the reasoning, but "civil rights" sounds like a pitch prenatal sufferage.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:29 (nineteen years ago)

"My child is an honor student at Star Fleet Academy"

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody please start an online prenatal sufferage campaign.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

There's a truck I see every once in awhile here that has a sticker with a woman's bent-over ass etched on it over a white background with the phrase "I ONLY HUNT WHITE TAIL" written over top of it.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

i think the term "suffrage" would confuse the pro-lifers. WHY WOULD YOU WANT UNBORN BABIES TO SUFFER??

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

MY OTHER CAR IS A BONG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

In a related atrocity, there was a BMW parked near my work the other day with a vanity plate that proudly proclaimed "MY BEAMER."

Wow...

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

purple ones bearing passive aggressive liberal sociopolitical statements

WHY MUST THEY ALWAYS BE PURPLE WTF

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

My Other Car Is A Broom = I Have Hairy Pits And My Vagina Smells Like A Sulphur Mine

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

YR BEAMER lolz

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

"I ONLY HUNT WHITE TAIL"

omg, someone is hunting my neighbour's cat??

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Also, theres a funny tradition here in Austin involving the free bumper stickers given away by the biggest local independent record store, Waterloo Records. Many, MANY vehicles in this town have homemade stickers created by cutting up the phrase 'Waterloo Records' and rearranging the letters. Often multiple stickers are used to make, for example, multiple 't'-s available. It's like fridge magnet poetry, sorta.

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Same thing here, but with stickers from a record store in Louisville called Ear-X-tacy. "X-ray car" and "tracy" on cars belonging to people I know.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

'AUSTRALIA- LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT' on cars driven by persons who would say pauline hanson 'had a point though'.

-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), Today 7:44 AM. (estela) (later)

i left it!!

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

homemade stickers created by cutting up the phrase 'Waterloo Records' and rearranging the letters

this reminds me of a friend in high school who had a 72 or 74 firebird with "PONTIAC" going across the rear trunk lid. he popped off the letters and rearranged them to read "ANTI COP". i guess there wasn't enough room for "PULL ME OVER AND HARRASS ME".

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

My Other Car Is A Broom = I Have Hairy Pits And My Vagina Smells Like A Sulphur Mine

see also:

PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS & SENSELESS ACTS OF BEAUTY
ISIS! ISIS! RA RA RA!
WELL-BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

"MY BOSS IS AN AUSTRIAN PAINTER"
-- GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND

your boss is william alexander?!

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

i think the term "suffrage" would confuse the pro-lifers. WHY WOULD YOU WANT UNBORN BABIES TO SUFFER??
-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), September 27th, 2006 10:39 AM. (allocryptic) (link)

Yes, but "STOP PRENATAL SUFFERAGE" bumperstickers would be awesome.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cricketschirping.com/WaterlooRecords/?page=make

Waterloo records bumper sticker frankenstien web utility!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't Drink and Drive - You Might Spill It"

― Dedicated to Jaggers Who Do Drive-Bys (noodle vague), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

The Goddess Is Alive And Magic Is Afoot

― joygoat (joygoat), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

MAKE WAY FOR THE PRINCESS

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

BUSH/CHENEY

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

CALVIN PISSING ON (x)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

NO FEAR CARTOON MEATHEAD PEERING BACKWAARD OVER OWN SHOULDER

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

"My other car is a vagina filled with centipedes" - on a friend's car.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

i saw a car with one of those german shepherd ones and a SCALIA STICKER!!! where the fuck do you even get a scalia sticker?!!

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

1980s - baby on board, mother in law in trunk, etc.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

1. The “Oval with initials repping another country eventually co-opted by snarksters” meme seems to be dying out, as far as I can tell.
2. My wife bought a “My Akita Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student” sticker a few months ago, replete with a photograph of a happy dog lolling its tongue, but decided she liked it too much to actually put it on her car.
3. Whirled Peas, Question Reality, etc.
4. In Baltimore County I still see Bush/Cheney and Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers ALL THE DAMN TIME, which suggests that ppl are still hanging on to the emotions stoked by that election or can’t be bothered to remove the things.*

*My Kerry/Edwards sticker remains on my car for both reasons.

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

Top Hawaiian Bumper Stickers:

EDDIE WOULD GO (in reference to the life and death of big-wave surfing pioneer Eddie Aikau.) THESE STICKERS ARE OMNI-PRESENT.
EDDIE WOULD TOW (play on other sticker, advertising annual tow-in surf championships)
MOM WOULD GO (for some mothers-and-babies play center or something)
XXXXX WOULD THROW (whoever is quarterback for the UH football team at the time)

Others:

AINOKEA! (sounds like a Hawaiian word, but its not... sound it out.)
LIVE ALOHA
DRIVE ALOHA
LONDON PARIS TOKYO XXXXX (fill in with any tiny non-tourist Hawaiian town).
SLOW DOWN! THIS AIN'T THE MAINLAND!

and, a variation i like much better:

WE DONT GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU DO IT ON THE MAINLAND.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

"My other car is a vagina filled with centipedes" - on a friend's car.

don't they mean sea-monkeys?

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

"W - The President" on 80% of white SUVs in Athens, GA.

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Anything from Hot Topic that makes it look like you think it's "cool" to be a social outcast. Everyone knows that you would be on your knees in front of the football players if they would only give you the chance, you ugly goth. Now go to the corner of the cafeteria.

― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

that is one long-assed bumper sticker.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

i like 'F - The President' and 'IMPEACH - The President'

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

"W - The President" on 80% of white SUVs in Athens, GA.

I saw these everywhere when I lived in Dallas now thankfully I see more Ws with a slash through them in Austin.

My "Bush - Leave No Child A Dime" sticker used to get me props from fellow teachers.

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

been a shortage of good honeydrippers bumperstickers for a while now

http://mediamatters.org/items/200503160002

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

"white suvs"

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

hey man i'm just giving you the stats

― Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

My father's got one that says "Proud Parent of Moral Relativists"--which actually makes me swell with pride every time I see it.

― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite was one that said "This Car Compensates for my Penis" on a real old Honda Civic.

― patita (patita), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

I have a goofy sticker that says "Your honor student is merely a pawn in my great dane's world domination plot" but its Ok because its on a minivan.

Do stickers come with dave matthews cds? Its the only band sticker I ever see on cars. I saw one with 6 or 7 of them a few weeks ago.

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

your boss is william alexander?!

ha! given the proximity of the sticker to the guy's other stickers (88! REMEMBER THE 14 WORDS!) i think he's talking about a far less successful painter.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'M ALWAYS IN THE SHIT, ONLY THE DEPTH VARIES

― Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

I sort of regret not getting a bunch of blank Calvin pissing stickers - just him pissing with nothing being pissed on - so I could put it on other people's cars, above their jesus fish or something.

I also wanted to get two or three of these so they were pissing on each other, in sort of a moebius strip of recursive Calvin urine.

― joygoat (joygoat), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

"a moebius strip of recursive Calvin urine."

Man, and I just changed my handle, too!

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/groups/bumperstickers/pool/

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh, my favourite, from washington state, was "clinton gore '96", with both the C and G replaced with a hammer and sickle.

― derrick (derrick), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

My wife bought a “My Akita Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student” sticker a few months ago, replete with a photograph of a happy dog lolling its tongue, but decided she liked it too much to actually put it on her car.

Oh, I so want one, if only to overtake the car I saw yesterday with the sticker that started this thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

GUESS WHAT GOD (HEART) ME!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

"I'M NOT TAILGATING
I'M DRAFTING"

WTF does this mean? Am I just being daft?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Drafting is the practice in racing sports to sit behind someone, letting them fight the wind resistance while you take advantage of their effort. It's especially common in team races (like biking) to see the whole team in a line, drafting one another, with the lead position getting switched off so no one member gets overfatigued.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Seen at the ren fair(e) on Sunday:

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks dude! I should've guessed it was something like that (lots of RACING stickers [also NRA]).

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

you were at the ren fair laurel?

― . . .and a soda on the side (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

just saw a full sized sticker, of two naked, full bodied women, carrying a giant ford emblem, in the back of someones ford, he also had two other naked women, on the bumper, smaller versions. it was hot

― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

I had to be there, we had a dance thing. Why?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

I tease.

*cue Weird Al*
Spend every weekend at the Rennasince Fair
Got my name on my underwear.

― . . .and a soda on the side (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I thought maybe you were going to say you where there, which would be weird...but good, because despite my having emailed ABOUT THIRTY PEOPLE INCLUDING A BUNCH OF ILXORS, no one came to see me.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

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