Fuck me, I overdid it on the knitting, typing, breastfeeding and lifting loads of HEAVY THINGS. But who cares let's talk about masturbation.

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Do you think it's possible to snap crackle 'n' pop yer tendons (?) when masturbating too much? In case so, I plead innocent cause I got my tendons all in a bungle cause of breastfeeding and/or knitting.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

Actually let's talk about smoking, cause I'm craving cigarettes BIG TIME. I nearly grabbed the cigarette a girl was litting up this morning. I walked past her and thought:"The hell with breastfeeding, I wanna SMOKE."

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

admit it, you popped the tendons while trying to quickly reach around the counter at a corner shop and snag a pack of luckies.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

big wtf.

first post would've been a stroke of comedy genius, had you not added some text underneath the picture.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 10:49 (nineteen years ago)

If only I had had the nerve (instead of a popped tendon), I would have gone for some Marlboro Lights. Alas no.

Comedy genius is also lost on me. :-(

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

your home (assuming it's your home) looks very cosy btw.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

It's the living room. BAck of the shop I run. Yeah, it's cosy, but the only cosy room in that god damn place.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

damn xposted! I was just gonna say...

I love that room your photos always seem to be taken in. It's like the ambassadors residence or something. Is it your home?

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

you look like you're getting ready for 10 pin bowling

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

at least we're not talking menstruation

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's not. We rent the place. I think that room is about 18/19th century. Used to be part of a cloister. Hence why I plead innocent on masturbation (with the left wrist, nur nur). The house is about meh for the rest. But the living room is great, I know.

Ken, I don't really feel like:

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I suxor at bowling. :-(((

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

about? a bit is what i meant

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

methinks the lady etc.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:26 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody cares what youthinks.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:28 (nineteen years ago)

Oh buh buh I do! Methinks what? Doesn't excessive masturbation lead to a crooked back? Or does that only apply to the guys?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Only if you cannot reach.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

the "etc" = "doth protest too much."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

You must be the nobody.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

Nobody's perfect etc etc. wink wink

Marcello you still need to send me your address and the wedding list: I WANT TO BUY YOU A BIG PRESENT. :-) Sadly I won't be able to attend - if only I could - but I want to send you something. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't arranged a date or even venue yet, N, we're only just getting into the BUREAUCRATIC NIGHTMARE of visa applications, work permits etc. but I'll let you know as and when. It'll definitely be sometime next year, though, depending on how fast the Wheels Of Bureaucracy turn...sigh...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

Oooooh, then I could maybe swing by! I would very much like to. If I was invited that is! Can't promise of course but would LOVELOVE to. :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

Nath, what are you saying with this thread? What exactly caused your injuries?

― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Breastfeeding: instead of holding the baby by the arm - laying her head on my arm - I held it in my hand. On top of that I carry her too much (probably). I think also carrying heavy stuff and knitting have worsened the pain.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Nathalie, did you get the youtube link I sent you?

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

No. :-( Ah damn it, I never check my yahoo acount.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

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