Hey, Dan Perry...

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― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU, IMAGES OFF

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping this was a thread where we could alert Dan to threads that could use 'the Perry touch'. Like the Watercooler one yesterday with Kate lusting after the Master Of THe Hunt "beautiful and magnificent [...] his pinks aflapping as he ran with the hounds".

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

can't wait for the future employers googling "dan perry" to find this thread.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH ME TOO

Andrew, I'm sorry bought you're on your own with that "pinks aflapping" shit, argh. I can't think of a grosser mental image.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'm worried that this thread may turn out to be the best thread ever and I won't have read it because I will be confronted by Rowan Atkinson's jiggly knob whenever I open it.

(It's oddly transfixing, actually, but I don't want to see it ever again)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost: Ailsa I think you're safe on the "missing the best thread ever" front.)

Or at least I can't think of one that doesn't involve Ann Coulter attempting to put her breasts into Dick Cheney's armpits.)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah images off is good. watercooler thread quotes anywhere other than the watercooler thread v bad tho.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

If only I knew how to make animated gifs. Hey, alisa...

Seriously, no worries about the googleproofing. Try to find this thread through google. The first person to do a google search that puts this thread in the top 100 gets a special treat.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Master of the Hunt is rhyming slang, yes?

(This is where I love the function that means you get to new messages without having to look at all that goes above it)

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's an animated gif and so it repeats endlessly, but still: how does he do that with his penis?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

VERY CAREFULLY

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

In the absence of weights he is using isometrics.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

MIND-JELQ

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Dan Perry" is a semi-common name. (Dan, I still haven't gone off to look for the Dan Perry who writes stories about having sex with dragons or whatever. I'm saving that for a special occasion.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

... Tuesday?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Turkey Day!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

GOBBLE GOBBLE

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Since this thread is already awful I'm going to revive an old LOLapalooza:

http://www.johannas-art.com/MyArtworkInspiredByStevieNicks.htm

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.johannas-art.com/images/mary.jpg

"Another satisfied customer :-)"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 September 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Is that an idealized portrait of herself in a heavenly dish with Stevie Nix?

― IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

White Winged Dove"
Now available as a
limited edition giclee print

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 29 September 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06395/Sorsa.jpg

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:22 (nineteen years ago)

stories about having sex with dragons or whatever

Hmm, Dragonlance *was* that scarring. And aptly named.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

This thread was a terrible idea.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

no it is great

― John Justen, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

you sir, are a terrible idea

― John Justen, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

So what movie are you two watching tonight?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

a terrible idea what's had sexual relations with your mother

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

for a second there, the top of new answers read:

Hey, Dan Perry...
SMELL YO DICK

xpost

― John Justen, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Possibly the new Crispin Glover?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

$20 to watch a fucked up crazy dude make no sense = not a good deal.

― John Justen, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

But "Hey, Dan Perry" and "SMELL YO DICK" are on different boards! Is there some kind of combined ILM/ILE New Answers I don't know about?

― nabisco, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

click more, click site new answers

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Playing Human Resource's "Dominator" while staring at the opening post is hypnotic.

― Venga, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Or at least I can't think of one that doesn't involve Ann Coulter attempting to put her breasts into Dick Cheney's armpits.)

holy shit, I read this as Ann Coulter attempting to CUT her breasts into Dick Cheney's Ampits

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

how come all threads are abt dan perry now?

― jhøshea, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno

― The Reverend, Friday, 1 February 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

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― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 1 February 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

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