NSA Super-Spy-o-Matic reveals all on ILX posters!

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steve shasta once maxed out a Visa Platinum card buying sex toys on HornyTerrorSluts.com.

A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Ned Raggett pretending to be Ali Baba.

nabisco thinks that captured terrorist masterminds should be imprisoned at Club Med.

hstencil always roots for ARABIAN STALLIONS in the Kentucky Derby.

There's a crude prison tattoo of Osama bin Laden's face on Tombot's taint!

http://www.superspyomatic.us/

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius once bought French wine – even though Gallo was on sale at the same store!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc once dressed up as Aladdin for Halloween.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha for a brief second i thought this was real and was like uh-oh

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

stevem thinks Cindy Sheehan is a demi-goddess, and therefore does not menstruate.

Since 2003, konal doddz has received 438 e-mails for Iranian-produced herbal penis enhancements.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc once dressed up as Aladdin for Halloween.

totally believable

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

squirrel_police bookmarked the website Beheading-Christian-Toddlers-Then-Barbecuing-Their-Corpses.com.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

As a child, Pashmina refused to ride merry-go-rounds unless they had CAMELS.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck, how did they find that out?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc once dressed up as Aladdin for Halloween.

I went as an Arab sheik in 1990 -- close enough? (Still can't believe my parents saw nothing wrong with that. I was 11, that was my excuse.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Ned Raggett pretending to be Ali Baba.

Had to start somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

simon trife prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip.

strongo hulkington prefers hotels with minarets.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry laughed all the way through United 93.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

ailsa once sent a late-night text message telling a friend "U R TEH BOMB!"

madchen celebrates July 4th with shishkabobs (terrorist camel penis gristle spears) instead of all-American hot dogs.

Onimo roots for Soviet superman Ivan Drago in Rocky IV*

Like most seditious pinko cowards, aldo_cowpat can't even use "Islamofacist" in a sentence.

*actually this is true

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Alba roots for Soviet superman Ivan Drago in Rocky IV

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

teh_kit plays a terrorist bombing simulation on his computer every day.

i didn't try that site yet, what's it like?

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

teh_kit used to have a "Support the Troops" magnetic car ribbon, but took it off.

― Virginia Plainsong (kate), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Marcello Carlin caught chlamydia at a Turkish bath.

That'll be the front page of next week's Lancet, then.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish prefers Middle Eastern "hummus" to all-American Lipton onion dip.

hahaha this is true. i even use the scare quotes when i talk about it.

also: tabouli, tzadziki, babaganoush, all yummy in my mouf

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone on ILX masturbates to Al Jazeera.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Not me. Strictly Hezbollah TV.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Al Jazeera has better world news coverage, but Hezbollah has much better sitcoms.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

A babysitter once witnessed a 3 year-old Ned Raggett pretending to be Ali Baba.

Aw!

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

g00blar has been known to buy beer from a liquor store run by people with suspicious sounding names.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Rock Hardy once sent a late-night text message telling a friend "U R TEH BOMB!"

William C self-publishes pornographic fan fiction about Omar Sharif.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil always roots for ARABIAN STALLIONS in the Kentucky Derby.

the last one worth rooting for was war emblem. lately it's been philly and new york horses. 9/11 and smarty jones and barbaro never forget!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

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