is it socially proper to masterbate using a handpuppet that comes from an evangelical christian childrens show

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if you do it in a gallery adn qoute acconci

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

discus

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

self-parody: c/d?

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

u&k: is the puppet on the masturbating hand or the free hand (if any)?

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

Haha. This makes how much difference, as far as social propriety goes?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

the masturbating hand

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

i was imagining it weren't on a hand at all, i was.

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:07 (nineteen years ago)

do you mean like this?

http://www.xtat.org/offtrack/groovegallery/OopsThereComesSmile/cta_groove_gallery_oopssmile.htm

― -- (688), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

that crocodile is begging for it

― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/180px-Lplatter.jpg
'i think god has a plan for me, and it involves puppets'

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

'my octopus puppet only has six legs... do you think if i calld it a sexopus it would offend sensibilities?'

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

My fave line from the Manger Babies episode is one I didn't catch until I'd watched it several times. Paraphrased:

"I'm good with puppets because I used to play them with my social worker a lot."

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kitesandpuppets.ca/images/Puppets/Sunny/Forum/camel_l.jpg

more like this

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

MOM JEANS

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:52 (nineteen years ago)

And a Members Only jacket! What the hell?

― nate p. (natepatrin), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

heh 'member'

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

Is he smoking a cigar?? I am baffled by what sort of image this character is trying to project here. Semi-butch androgyny circa 1985? Is he part of some Jesus-themed Top Gun parody?

― nate p. (natepatrin), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm amazed you don't know Joe Camel by sight. He was a constant presence in magazine ads not so long ago.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

is it socially acceptable? of course not, it wouldn't be fun if it was.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

I'd wank a mile for a Camel.

― The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

wrong puppet sorry:

http://www.puppetrevelation.com/ProductImages/PF/devil.jpg

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

I guess that's more of a come-hither expression than the camel's got.

― nate p. (natepatrin), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

its mouth is wide open, waiting for my cock, and also, its about the ameriacn empire, and colonial discourses, and other things

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

looks like he's pretty "horny" already

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

anthony u rool the skool

― Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.worth1000.com/entries/88000/88300FKMJ_w.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

self-parody: c/d?

classic if the sperm squirts through the mouth of the puppet.
dud if the erection is hidden by the tiny puppet.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

A. Nairn to thread.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

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