Last night in New Orleans a cute guy cooked his girlfriend

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so cuet

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

the dude? he was HOTT.

I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

his boss hired him as "eye candy for the ladies."

I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

and then he made eye candy from a lady

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

So do you think it was Gulf War Syndrome or PTSD from Katrina or the voodoo shop that pushed him over the edge?

Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

i blame bush (the prez & that other thing)

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reggiebushonline.com/images/reggie-bush-smiling.jpg

Me?

I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

Gettin' hungry
Hungry for my kind o' woman

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 19 October 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Thursday, 19 October 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

This is so sad. This young, tender woman could have been used in any number of recipes. He burned her head in a pot? What a philistine. He should have taken it off the bone, frozen it, and used the sundry meats for sausage later. And as for the legs... that's the real travesty. A lean young woman like that could have easily been filleted from the long bones and, depending on how fit the woman was, used as a whole beef roast or in a stew. Me, I would have played it safe: debone, cube, marinate in oil and red wine, and you have yourself a fine daube de boeuf.

this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Thursday, 19 October 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

This is funny?

shorty (shorty), Thursday, 19 October 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

okay, this is really awful.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if he was trying to follow the directions of the "how to butcher the human carcass" web page, which explains in detail how to dispose of every part of a human being so that no evidence is found. Basically, the instructions say to cook everything, including the bones, which eventually get dry enough so that you can pulverize them with a hammer. He probably realized too late that it was unlikely he would succeed in destroying all the evidence before someone came looking for her and killed himself instead. What a dick.

Sir Lance A Zit (Dick Butkus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

The story linked to is incredibly gross and horrible.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

French Quarter people are awful.

adam (adam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:23 (nineteen years ago)

A bit less than quarter when he was done with her.

ONIMO's fish might turn into lizards (GerryNemo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

Somewhat macabrely, this couple also featured in a news story last year

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

SOmetimes I wonder why the news reports stories like this - what purpose does it serve society? Is anyone's life improved by learning of this?

Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

Alba, you continue to amaze me.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

Alba, did you find that by googling their names? or was it linked somewhere else.

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

it was the voodoo shop.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I just Googled his name on the way to an image search, because people said he was cute.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

!

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/bourbonstreet/6157/VoodooSpiritualTemple.JPG

Also featured in the PC game Gabriel Knight 1. At one point Michael Dorn sends a snake to eat you.

adam (adam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

And here they are again: http://www.newhousenews.com/archive/barrow091505.html

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lynchtown.com/immagini/TP-Bob2.jpg

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

From the story Eva posted:

As he picked up limbs along the sidewalk, Bowen added, "It's actually been kind of nice. And I'm getting healthier, eating right and toning up."

Got too used to picking up limbs?

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

“He may have, in retrospect, seemed a little troubled,” Watermeier said in an interview early Wednesday morning, shortly after he led investigators to the gruesome scene inside the apartment.

Nicely understated.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

Bowen had told several co-workers and friends there he planned to take a “much-needed vacation” to Cozumel or some other island resort, said Donovan Kalabaza, a fellow bartender and friend.

“Just think, tomorrow night, you’ll be in paradise,” Kalabaza recalled telling him.

oh, the ironing

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I remember that year-old NYT article, at the time I pored over their photos and thought how young and golden they were.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

So let's cast the movie, then. Who directs?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

I already answered that question Ned

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Sure as hell ain't fuckin' DePalma

SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still boggling at this whole thing.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Judd Apatow

It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

I already answered that question Ned

Whoops, so you did. Reading too quickly there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

And why am I thinking "M. Night Shamalyan's French Quarter"?

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA

Wait, though, what's the twist ending?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

THE TWIST IS THAT HE BURNS EVERYTHING! OH NO DINNER PARTY RUINED!

this, however, is the crucial moment from the libertine's point of view (kenan), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously LOLing here.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

Another article and photo of the couple:

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/09/09/national/nationalspecial/09holdouts.html?ex=1283918400&en=815bac00fd8dde68&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

wow i remembered that article, too, the bit about having plenty of weed

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I heard about this on Coast to Coast AM last night as I went to sleep. I dreamt that this woman had been killed by the time-travelling murderer of the Black Dahlia and that now the mystery could truly be solved. Then the murderer got torn to pieces zombie-style by an anrgy mob who destroyed his time machine. Spooky!

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 19 October 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

you sure you were asleep?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 October 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

remind me never to set up my female friends with any male ilxors

gear (gear), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

this thread started off on the wrong foot, can we rewind

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15338473/

A day in the end of a life
New Orleans dismemberment-murder suspect lived it up before his suicide

NEW ORLEANS - After one last drink on the roof of the classy Omni Royal Orleans hotel, Zackery Bowen was ready to reveal the secret he had apparently been hiding in his French Quarter flat for nearly two weeks.

In his pocket, he had a note with directions to the one-bedroom apartment where he said police would find the remains of his dismembered girlfriend. Drink in hand, after the Caribbean music had died down for the night, Bowen disappeared from view of the rooftop surveillance camera, according to a hotel spokesman, Don Zimmer.

Then he leapt to his death, leaving more questions than he’d answered.

Police spokesman Anthony Cannatella said the note indicated Bowen had killed his girlfriend after a fight Oct. 5 by strangling her and cutting up her body. After discovering Bowen’s body Tuesday night, police said they found a woman’s remains — a charred head, legs and arms, and a torso — in a bag in the apartment’s refrigerator.

While police haven’t identified the woman, Det. Ronald Ruiz confirmed authorities were looking for Bowen’s girlfriend, Adriane Hall.

Bowen apparently lived it up in the days before committing suicide, according to a report in The Times-Picayune newspaper. Quoting a second note found in the apartment, the newspaper said Bowen wrote, “I scared myself not by the action of calmly strangling the woman I’ve loved for one and a half years ... but by my entire lack of remorse.”

‘Good food, good drugs, good strippers, good friends’
Bowen wrote he had $1,500 in cash and spent it lavishly before killing himself, according to the newspaper: “So that’s what I did: good food, good drugs, good strippers, good friends and any loose ends I may have had.”

Police Capt. Joseph Waguespack wouldn’t confirm the existence of a second note, and police refused to confirm excerpts from the suicide note, citing an ongoing investigation.

Some of those who knew Bowen, 28, remembered him as an outgoing bartender who’d had an on-again, off-again relationship with Hall. Police say Bowen also had an estranged wife, for whom he left a contact number.

Hall and Bowen were often profiled in media stories following Hurricane Katrina as die-hard residents who stubbornly refused to leave their adopted home in the French Quarter. Friends said that they occasionally fought, but that it seemed as if they were in love.

“I’d seen them have little arguments at the bar before, but the last times I’d seen them, it was totally different,” said Eura Jones, who worked with Hall at the Spotted Cat. “He came in here, brought her a dozen roses and kissed her and loved her.”

Last seen Sept. 27
Jones said she remembers Hall last showing up for work at the bar Sept. 27, the Wednesday after the Saints’ Monday night football game. She said that while it was strange for Hall not to show up for work, Jones wasn’t worried: She said Hall was reachable by cell but sometimes would forget to buy extra talk time.

Leo Watermeier, the owner of the apartment where the couple lived, said his first impression was that Hall was “the boss.” He said he last saw her Oct. 5, four days after the couple put down a deposit on the $750-a-month, recently renovated apartment above a voodoo shop. Later that day, Watermeier said Bowen called him, upset, saying the woman was kicking him out.

Watermeier said Hall told him Bowen was cheating on her. “Whether that’s true, she seemed to believe it, for sure,” he said.

Holly Jacker, a bartender at Buffa’s, said Bowen was at the dimly lit joint Sunday, two days before he leapt from the roof of the luxury hotel where he once tended bar. A regular said she saw him there, eating and drinking.

On Tuesday, police found his body and the remains in the apartment, leaving them to piece together what happened and acquaintances with dozens of questions.

“I’m having a hard time reconciling the person I remember with the person who did this,” said Tim Eskew, manager of a bike shop frequented by Bowen, who delivered groceries by bicycle.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)


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