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Weird Al and Carrot Top disturb the shit out of me when I look at them. Weird Al has his creepy hair and then some molester facial hair and bugged out eyes and then Carrot Top has his make up and strange female hair and thenout of place large muscles.

Alright, I just thought I would share that with you...

― Billy Barnaby (Colin Cassidy), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

when i was a lad, it was loni anderson. even tho i'm straight, and she was "objectively" sexy, she seemed sooooo fake to me, with that helmety, dye-job hairdo, she really grossed me out. jessica simpson is the modern equivalent, 95% of the pix i see of her are just repulsive.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:29 (nineteen years ago)

aging male rockabilly performers

― martha gives letterman the 'lick' (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

Kirstie Alley. Likes nails on a chalkboard.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

michael jackson obviously

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Tiny Tim

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm there with ya on Jessica Simpson timmy, and you can add Paris and Britney into the mix. Pop tarts with too much frosting and no filling, all.

As for Loni Anderson, yeah I can see the comparison of the physical attributes (which is what the thread is all about), but she did a great job as Jennifer Marlowe; much better than the any of the pop tarts could do IMO. Like I said though, the thread isn't about their abilities (or lack thereof) just their appearance, so I'm not even sure why i brought up the distinction!

― shorty (shorty), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Colin Farrell Leonardo di Caprio Ralph Fiennes Russell Crowe Clive Owen Orlando Bloom Jude Law.

I think I have issues of some kind.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Russell Brand. Please don't ever, ever de-google this page. In fact, if everyone who is disgusted by Russell Brand types "Russell Brand", it might appear at the top of the page when that odious cunt googles himself as he does every morning, then masturbates.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

seconding MJ. On the same tip, Dav1d G3st (Liza's ex). I had the dubious honor of going to his new home to video some shoddy contactor work. His physicality was a lot to deal with that early in the morning.

― Will (will), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Haha at Mark C.

John McCririck.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Tom Cruise. Obvious, I know, but it actually predates his recent actvities. Ever since Top Gun the guy's SMILE has both repulsed and disturbed me. Cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant. Similiarly, Geo "W" Bush.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

disturb me:
the guy with the white face in Lost Highway
Bob in Twin Peaks
baby-thing in eraserhead

i saw weird al on this mtv canada show and he looked pretty normal and friendly! (though his hair needs help.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.celluloid-dreams.de/content/images/kritiken-filmbilder/lost-highway/lost-highway-2.jpg

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh you love it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

pamela anderson

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

anna nicole smith
michael bolton
harry knowles

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

the my chemical romance singer guy

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/news/archives/GallowayBLOG.jpg

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Kirstie Alley. Likes nails on a chalkboard.

-- Sara R-C (sr...), October 22nd, 2006.

otfm

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

anyone who doesn't like weird al is someone i don't wanna know.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://croutonboy.typepad.com/photos/people_i_hate/mr_six_old_guy_lg.jpg
Even knowing there's probably a prof. dancer babe piloting that...THING. I'm talking dry wretching.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

GOD DAMN YOU IHTTP!
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2310/sixflagsguy2ye.jpg

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

I want this guy's eyeglass frames, tips anyone?

― Jena (JenaP), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

old bald guys with wrinkly freckly skin sitting directly in front of me in church, so i have to stare at the back of their heads during the sermon.

i am SUCH a bad person. i'm sorry, god.

― Maria (Maria), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.glennbeck.com/news/12-15-03/IMG_8134.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

That Abercrombie & Fitch guy

[img src="http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg"]

― xero (xero), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

xpost:

His bland soft air-brushed looks and his animated manner -- like his body is warring between two contradictory impulses, camp and cockiness -- are just beguilingly creepy to me. It's like he's spent every waking hour of his life in front of a TV camera, he's that overdetermined.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

xp: He's hip, he's cool, he's 61.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

He wants desperately to look like his target customer (the casually flawless college kid), and in that pursuit he has aggressively transformed himself from a classically handsome man into a cartoonish physical specimen: dyed hair, perfectly white teeth, golden tan, bulging biceps, wrinkle-free face, and big, Angelina Jolie lips.

― xero (xero), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

if we're talking about mr. abercrombie and fitch, then we have to do the yin-yang thing and MUST give a shout-out to his equally-creepy/evil opposite from the fashion world:

http://web.ard.de/galerie/bilderpool/boulevard/lagerfeld_bambi/lagerfeld.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

then there's this, um, "guy":

http://www.threesco.com/josh/starspangles/LATEST/bluecorner/bluecorner_feb05.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

this is shooting fish in a barrel, but STILL:

http://www.hydrahydra.org/kenny/writing/wildenstein.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

To be fair, she's been looking somewhat not-quite-as-awful lately, poor thing:

http://www.longislandexchange.com/articles/art/joclyn.gif

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

the ultimate "PUT A BAG OVER THE FACE AND I'D HIT IT!!" chick.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/01/24/jeffries/story.jpg

WHITE CHICKS 2: RENT IT TODAY

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

dude is the PERFECT example of all that is SO WRONG about boomers!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/stage/2004/07/mason/mason_main.jpg

I saw him up-close about ten years ago, walking through Rock Center with some arm candy, and what immediately came to mind was the phrase ... and his army of walking corpses.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

everybody

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD CALL ON JACKIE MASON -- ewwwww. what a thoroughly hateful little man.

(when i worked around 53rd and 7th, i used to see him walking around the neighborhood ALL THE TIME. a shame that i absolutely and actively DESPISE him.)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

the ultimate "PUT A BAG OVER THE FACE AND I'D HIT IT!!" chick.

sigh

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

incidentally, mr. six flags looks like a real-life client of my former firm!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

He is horrible as a human being, but many more horrible people don't fill me with the level of astonishment and fright he does.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

I am trying to put my finger on why even fairly ordinary levels of cosmetic plastic surgery unnerves me so much: perhaps it's not really the way people look so much as I just seem to believe you have to be extraordinarily self-deceived to think it's unnoticeable.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

(For the record, I've had cosmetic surgery of a minor sort. I've had lasers pointed at face three or four times to ameliorate a rosacea problem. Painful as fuck, no anesthesia, and it left my face looking like I had huge oozing purple pimples for two weeks each time.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

myself

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

having to look at jackie mason might be the worst thing about caddyshack 2

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

re jackie mason's horribleness: i don't forgive his bigotry, but i understand where it comes from. he's not the only person with that mentality from his particular age group and religious/ethnic background. sadly, it's typical of old, conservative, israel-loyalist jews.

i don't think he's especially horrible-looking, though. he has that frizzy-haired, bushy-eyebrowed eastern-european thing that a lot of anglo-ish americans find off-putting, but whatever.

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

The picture posted above is a bit misleading, actually: what's most disturbing about his look, in person, is the contrast behind his skin tone and his hair.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

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he repulses me on sight.

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

haha fair nuff

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

The dude from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Um. the main one. Carson?

― S- (sgh), Monday, 23 October 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah, LENNY KRAVITZ

― S- (sgh), Monday, 23 October 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwww to lenny kravitz too!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

vincent from proj runway

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

That Abercrombie guy argh! It is curious: his face doesnt seem like it *should* be creepy. You look at it in a more clinical way and you think "well he has all the bits in place". But our brain knows what a normal, slightly irregular, asymmetrical human face is meant to look like. When you pull a that guy, or Jocelyn Wildensteen, and mess with the planes and symmetry and proportions of your face, you're going to look ALIEN - even if in theory you've just given yourself the perfect chin, nose, teeth, cheekbones etc.

Perfection isn't beautiful, it is robotic. Dude looks like he's done in 3D or something.

There's a phrase for realism that is unnerving like this in 3d art: what is it, the unreal valley, or something odd?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

abercrombie dude doesn't REALLY bother me THAT much, though! he is creepy in that he's sixty-something trying to look twenty-something, i concede that. but there are plenty of aging boomers who also can't let go of the ghost of their youth either. he isn't as reptilian as, again, karl lagerfeld.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

uncanny valley

― sydz (sydz), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

once again ... I R ALIEN!

http://www.lynnguppy.com/carrottop.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

Kevin Federline

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 23 October 2006 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

Pamela Anderson seconded.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 23 October 2006 09:31 (nineteen years ago)

Russell Brand also seconded.

Also, at the other end of the scale, Jarvis Cocker. Every time I even hear his voice, I feel like I need a bath.

― Negative Mental Attitude (kate), Monday, 23 October 2006 10:12 (nineteen years ago)

christina aguilera. i imagine her to have really bad personal hygiene and terrible skin under all of that thick makeup.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/peterstringfellow.jpg

― ONIMO's lips can't feel! (GerryNemo), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

Freddie Mercury always struck me as an incredibly homely man.

― shookout (shookout), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

who's that bloke with the sandals and the jeans sat down up there?
jeez i was laughing until i saw him.

― pisces (piscesx), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nomorent.com/images/jerome.jpg

This photo does not justice to the creepiness of this man who stars in local real estate commercials.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40052000/jpg/_40052338_faith_203_scopfeatures.jpg

― ath (ath), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/ContentResources/750.$plit/C_17_photogallery_359_list_photo_list_photo_item_11_photo.jpg

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Also, at the other end of the scale, Jarvis Cocker. Every time I even hear his voice, I feel like I need a bath.

Sigh. Me too. But in a good way.

For me it is that fucking baby in the suit in those toilet roll ads, who is now even on the toilet roll packets! I walked past a display of them in the supermarket and they made me jump. There is nothing in the world creepier than a creepy baby.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

meredith grays anatomy, barbara walters, geraldo rivera

― dan (dan), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

joe theisman

― dan (dan), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

dennis hastert

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

alan dershowitz

― dan (dan), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

ted danson, tony danza

― dan (dan), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Warren Clarke, the older chubbier one in Dalziel and Pascoe.

― C J (C J), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

This thread makes me wish I had taken more photos when I was in West Texas.

― Black lets you know that it's a far too late to be put in your vagina. (nickalic, Monday, 23 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

mickey rourke (nowadays a plastic surgery disaster on the scale of jocelyn wildenstein)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I actually kinda like Karl Lagerfeld in a really insane out there way. His clothes rock. He's from another planet and he DOESNT CARE SWEETIE.

John Tesch is creepy. His chin is HUGE.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

maria shriver

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

kelly ripa and lisa rinna

― cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Superficially judgemental motherfuckers.

― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39133000/jpg/_39133269_dixiesap2.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:20 (nineteen years ago)

Lolo Ferrari, bless her poor tormented little soul.

http://www.mylastbreath.com/Lostforever/Lolo%20Ferrari.bmp

― Matt #2 (Matt #2), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

That cover is HAWT. But I am a superficially judgemental motherfucker.

― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

I am also disturbed by the plastic surgery disasters (sometimes you can just get away with the eye work, but the LIPS -- ugh), but moreso by the way-too-fucking-skinny big head Hollywood ingenues whose primary purpose seems to be providing "thinspiration" for fucked-up teenage girls everywhere. Feh.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nick Cave, sadly.

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

sugar bear

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

sugar bear??

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 11:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think my problem with the Abercrombie & Fitch guy is this: from that distance he looks perfect, very much in the Uncanny Valley sense -- "perfect" in that he actually looks exactly like a beefy blond frat boy in his early 20s, has actually surgically transformed himself (on the level of appearance, anyway, which is of course an entirely real sense) into someone -- a rather cartoonish-looking person, but a credible-looking person -- 40 years younger than his actual age; he's not at all a Jocelyn Wildenstein-type disaster; the desired result has been achieved, or so it seems from that photo. But the photo isn't a close-up, so you imagine the subtle strangenesses that must exist in his facial structure, skin texture, etc ... or, worse, that don't exist.

(Sorry, mildly impaired. Cheers.)

― xero (xero), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

Lagerfeld looks crazy as fuck—everytime I see a picture of him I want to shout "Mugatu!"

But you do have to hand it to him, as his own fashion is kind of timeless. I can't tell from the picture posted above whether it was taken in 2006, 1996, or 1986.

― naus (Robert T), Friday, 27 October 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

Nicolas Cage
Madonna
Dubya
Not in that order.

The Snuggle Bear. But maybe that doesn't count. However, i am terrified by the Snuggle Bear.

Also, Flava-Flav.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 28 October 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

jerry o'connell. not in stand by me though, but in everything he did after that (beginning with sliders up through whatever piece of shit show he's fouling up now). I just want to punch him.

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 28 October 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_HLN/ngrace/nancy_grace_040.jpg

― Master Of The Obvious (Fritz), Saturday, 28 October 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/G/K/familyGuy_Lois_booty_72.jpg

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

oh god OTM

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

It took this long for someone to mention Stephen Baldwin?!?!

― A Radio Picture (Rrrickey), Sunday, 29 October 2006 09:23 (nineteen years ago)

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