Makes me wish I could still watch Bill O'Reilly.
― Lovelace (Lovelace), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Alba (Alba), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)
― zlorgznorg (zlorgznorg), Monday, 23 October 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)
uh who wouldn't?
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 23 October 2006 23:16 (nineteen years ago)
Please take a long, sober think about that statement.
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)
I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hipsAnd a sensational belly. I just never noticed her lips were always moving.Only when we got to the altar and she had to say "I do"And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a breath and I knewShe could have gone on again, on again, on again till the entireCongregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the choirboys passed through puberty.At the reception I gloomily noted her family's jubilant mood,Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude.
She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim.She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and drinking heavily.When I go mending my chimney pot she's down there in the street,And at ninety-five on my motorbike she's on the pillion seatWittering on again, on again, on and again and again.When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when I'm saying my rosary.She will never stop talking to me; she is one of those women whoWill never use three or four words when a couple of thousand will easily do!
She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night;Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never gives over.Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the peak -Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory shriek.Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I mustAssume that she has never noticed that she's just been interrupted.Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can seeI might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring up the tea!
She will not take a hint, not once she's made a start.I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or fart - she'll not drop a syllable.I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe,I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match -She'd just go on again, on again, on again even more.The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore the balls off a buffalo."Mother of God," I cried one day, "Oh, let your kingdom come"And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger dumb?"
Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there:The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer, despite the vulgarity,Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand.I cocked a pious ear as the Mother of God began.Well she went on again, on again, on again, on, and IWill have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest of the family.Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereuponThey go on again, on again, on again, on again,And again, and again, and again, and againThey will go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on.
― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
Then I saw the title again, and became sad.
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:18 (nineteen years ago)
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 07:07 (nineteen years ago)
As somone said on a Comment Is Free piece on the same subject, the BBC is a very big thing and BBC News is the most diverse part of the whole thing - Newsnight, the 6 O'Clock, Today, Breakfast, Five Live, Newsbeat... All very different programmes with their own journalists, editors, etc.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)
This is emblematic of how out-of-touch many Brits are about things in the Middle East.
Can you imagine such hand-wringing by CNN or fox or indeed the hebrew 'news' site that was linked in the opening post.
It is the English-language site of Yediot Achronot, which is the most widely read newspaper in Israel. It's known for being anti-settler and highly critical of the religious right, so it's probably right up your alley. But hey, you guys haven't heard of it, so I guess it's better to come off like ignorant douchebags by baselessly questioning it's "integrity", since it's an Israeli paper and all.
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)
― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:22 (nineteen years ago)
No, it's emblematic of exactly what I said in the same post - that the BBC is a vast corporation with dozens of seperate outlets offering different takes on things. Could anyone listen to, say, Chris Moyles and then say the BBC is all about tolerance and equality?
As for your complaint that the ILXors here are "ignorant douchebags" because they're all anti-Israeli... You've got one post questioning the impartiality of the link (and when it features an outright piece of comment such as "however, the true stance of the corporation’s editors remained the same" in the second par of a news story you can't blame people for raising eyebrows), and one in which Ed puts quote marks around "News" which he then later says he thinks he should retract.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:32 (nineteen years ago)
Please note my retraction of my quote marks two post below or face coming off like an ignorant douchebag yourself.
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:38 (nineteen years ago)
Nope, I said it was ignorant to criticize the integrity of a newspaper that you have never even seen before and know nothing about. Then again, I'm about 75% sure if I'd linked to some anonymous Canadian newspaper that ran the same story then the comments upthread would not have been made (retracted or not).
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:47 (nineteen years ago)
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:49 (nineteen years ago)
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:52 (nineteen years ago)
― 31g (31g), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:54 (nineteen years ago)
it's total nonsense, from a journalistic point of view.
― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:55 (nineteen years ago)
― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)
Anyone who is not a fool should question the integrity of all media all the time. 'The price of freedom is eternal vigilance' and all that.
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 08:57 (nineteen years ago)
do you believe that? there are certainly variations and some shows (today and newsnight obviously) have their own feel. but most news output, especially on bbc1, is totally homogenous.
― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:01 (nineteen years ago)
But that's enough about GMTV's News Hour.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)
The CBC in Canada is very much the same ... there's a reason why people always talk about newspapers and TV news stations having an "editorial bent". Saying that it all depends on which reporter/presenter is delivering the story is a bit of a cop-out.
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:07 (nineteen years ago)
― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Pete W (peterw), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:12 (nineteen years ago)
Why the hell do a crap Joy Division ripoff band want anything to do with the BBC?
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Johnny B Was Quizzical (Johnney B), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:25 (nineteen years ago)
― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:27 (nineteen years ago)
P. Diddy wants her back.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:33 (nineteen years ago)
― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Comstock Carabineri (nostudium), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 09:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 10:37 (nineteen years ago)