'300' will be the worst movie of 2007

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Saw the trailer before The Departed, it makes Sin City look like a brilliant work of art.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/300/trailer1/large.html

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

But Victor Davis Hanson likes it so it must be good. < / every right wing blogger fucknut ever >

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

You know that 'Viktor Davis' was the thinly disguised version of Dave Sim the Mr. Cererbus the Aardvark initially used as a mouthpiece for his astoundingly fucked-up theories about sex and religion, right?

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, looks more interesting than sin city at least. but then again i'm a sucker for ancient-world settings.

nice use of NIN in the trailer.

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

This looks like a much better movie with a generic blood-spatter poster:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0765487/

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

also i have no clue what it's about or what the comic book was about.

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

"THIS IS... SPAH-TA!!!!!"

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

given that his art is usually the best thing in any of his books, Frank Miller in general makes for horrible source material.

altho I confess I might see a Ronin movie (still far and away the most interesting thing he ever did, and even then its still loaded down with tired 80s-style mysogyny, racism, porno-violence)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

kick the black man down the well, so my Spartans can be free

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

> given that his art is usually the best thing in any of his books, Frank Miller in general makes for horrible source material.

On the mungbeans

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm probably going to see this, unless the RT grade is 30-something or below. I'm intrigued by a war movie set in Classical times done all graphic novel-stylee

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I predict painstakingly detailed jets of gushing blood

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

"...pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh in slow motion."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

worked in the latest Zatoichi

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

You probably wouldn't be, if you'd read the comic.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

kingfish probably wouldn't be intrigued, I mean.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

i read it. Still wanna see it.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

ah but Zatoichi had Takeshi. also a number of inexplicable raining-while-the-sun-shines fight scenes. and a dance number!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

(and a great mythology to play with)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

> i read it. Still wanna see it.

Wow. I think the name for that is "glutton for punishment."

On a related subject, the Beowulf and Grendel movie was actually pretty good!

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. I think the name for that is "glutton for punishment."

thus my giving the qualifier upthread for it needing a certain RT threshold. if it sinks, it sinks.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

yabbut crits went apeshit for "Sin City" and now it practically belongs on that completely forgotten movies thread, just two years later.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

No way, 15-year old boys are still holding it down for Sin City. You can almost see Jessica Alba's tit(s)!

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

Them parenthases beg a question about J. Alba!

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

Looks like 90 minutes of cutscene.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha yeah, it looks like God of War, kind of

― latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/7/8/278e7de7d2938581816c2298b0cb3c90.gif

― hstencil, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

all up in your beard

― sanskrit, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://i18.tinypic.com/4yjs849.gif

― hstencil, Monday, 30 July 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

six years pass...

so was this the worst movie of 2007? cuz its followup is straight to DVD fodder

― Neanderthal, Monday, 10 March 2014 19:00 (twelve years ago)

it grossed $45 M this weekend

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 March 2014 19:06 (twelve years ago)

From Eva Green's wiki:

Additionally, she was initially approached for the female lead in Lars von Trier's controversial film Antichrist (2009). According to Trier, Green was positive about appearing in the film, but her agents refused to allow her. The unsuccessful casting attempt took two months of the film's pre-production process. Anglo-French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg was subsequently cast in the role.[40] Green later told she got along well with Trier, "but then we started talking about nudity and sex and so on. It got a bit too far... It was my dream to work with him, but it’s a shame it was on that film that it nearly happened. I’m sure I would have been trashed doing that film".[41]

Well hope you're not feeling so thrashed now :)

― xyzzzz__, Monday, 10 March 2014 20:08 (twelve years ago)

maybe these 300 movies are more honest than LvT's

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 March 2014 21:03 (twelve years ago)

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