If Roy Castle hadn't died in 1994, how do you think the last 12 years of his career would have gone?

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Record Breakers-style shows on the freshers' ball circuit? Celebrity Big Brother? Ironic appearance as a sexual deviant in Nighty Night or League of Gentlemen? Spokesman for Parma Violets? Career lull before being shot back into the public eye as one of the judges on Celebrity Come Dancing?

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

Yes!

(guessed thread author correctly)

― ;_; (blueski), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

I think he would have appreciated the µ-ziq track.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Weird to think about Ron Atkinson's early 90s gag about "Here's a million, sign Rocastle" and the assistant manager ends up signing "Roy Castle", and by 2001 both men were dead before their time.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

He would have a hilarious Saturday lunchtime show on Radio 2 also starring Eli Woods.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

Too dignified for reality TV?

― Mippy (Mippy), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

Guest appearance on Extras

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

He would have considered Tony Blair a jolly decent chap.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

I can see that, actually. I'm guessing his character's schtick would be that he actually hates kids?

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Advertising a savings plan to leave a little something for those left behind, on the adverts between Countdown and the Paul O'Grady Show.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

What? And do June Whitefield out of a job?

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

Or June Whitfield, even.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

He would have considered Tony Blair a jolly decent chap.

And John Reid a total prick.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

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