Aleksey Vayner

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sorry if there's been a thread about this guy before. he's like a real live dwight shrute.

-He claimed that he "is one of four people in the state of Connecticut qualified to handle nuclear waste".
-He was employed by both the Mafia and the CIA during his childhood.
-He gave tennis lessons to Harrison Ford, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Jerry Seinfeld. He further claims to have won two games in a tennis match against Pete Sampras.
-He is a specialist in "Chinese orthopedic massage."
-The Dalai Lama had apparently written his college recommendation.
-He has killed two dozen men in Tibetan gladiatorial contests.
-He claimed to be "an action star, an espionage expert, and a professional athlete. He would be on the C.I.A. firing range one day and at a martial-arts competition that took place in [a] secret system of tunnels underneath Woodstock, New York."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksey_Vayner

http://www.ivygateblog.com/blog/2006/10/calling_aleksey_vayners_bluff.html

― art vandelay (what?), Friday, 27 October 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/92/280978047_12e080da05.jpg?v=0

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 28 October 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

Nigga, you the crazy one...

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 28 October 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

There was just a thing in The New Yorker about this dude. A couple years ago The New Yorker ran a feature about another guy (who was a lot more interesting, actually) who also used the name Aleksey (or Alexey) and faked his way into Princeton, claiming to be a ranch-hand from Wyoming who read Plato under the stars. I just thought that was a strange coincidence that they both called themselves Alexey.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 28 October 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

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