100 thoroughly modern ways to show you're cool

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1. You have a myspace page but you only have 6 friends and set comments to "filtered".

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

2. you don't have a myspace page

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

3. You never, ever, respond to emails.

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

4. you brag about not having a MySpace page.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

5. You only use your blog to post shopping lists.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

6. you somehow become an internet hardman

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

7. you pretend you can't work chip and pin.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

7. You use firefox.

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

you pretend you can't work chip and pin
??

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

8. You have a line rider movie up on youtube

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

8. you don't have a television

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

You post picture threads with hundreds of vastly oversized images.

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

11. show contempt for the message board you just can't stop posting on.

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

12. underscore in yr screen name

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

13. no underwear, EVER

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

14. "I can't play CS anymore, i only use LINUX"

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry i thought we were going with CLASSIC DIVISION)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

15. red Kabbalah bracelet

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

16. scientology

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

11. show contempt for the message board you just can't stop posting on.
-- teh_kit returns! (kittenslikemil...), October 31st, 2006. (g-kit) (later)

this one's a classic.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

17. Ironic use of the N word

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

18. you have a fanclub/street team

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

19. falling into screen name changing HELL

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

downstealing music/tv shows/movies/whatever

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

20. not using numbers on a list thread.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

21. Wikipedia vandalisation

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

22. you have your own wiki but YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT YOURSELF, OH NO

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

23. Not using the internet.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

gmail address

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

25. You're never surprised by anything--you read about it online, like, a week ago.

― g00blar (gooblar), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

hybrid car

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

bitching about how hybrid cars are actually worse for the environment than ordinary cars

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

28. paypalling money to save a kitty.

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

34. You're 45 and have a full head of ungrey hair!

(oh am i being too serious?)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

35. giving up on 'top100' threads before #40

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

36. You're 33 and have decided just to let all your grey show.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

37. you wear a visor upside down

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

99. Messing up numbered list threads

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

39. Starting a pointless thread with a thread-bare idea and only coming back to it the once just so you can reference yourself in an even less inspired way.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

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