Hastings, Like A Warm, Furry Meatloaf, Part 7: The Education of Cutty Sark

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http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, is a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door: Number 6(66)
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings looks hopefully toward the future with a dawning sense of the inevitability of all things NUMBER 5
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif It's hard work to put Hastings on your family--a mistake that will be corrected one of these days
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, The Young Man Who Was From There, And What Happened To His Pastings, Part 3: The Spiral Bridge Defenestrations
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif While My Hastings Gently Weeps vs. Hastings Is A Warm Gun, part 2: The Salad Days of Terror
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif AX + B(AX) / Colbert = HASTINGS, MN CAFE

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago) link

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― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE DOOD

Dan, have you made a decision about nanoo rhino ?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I love how Nanowrimo seized up today. I wonder why.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Noes, I haven't! Right now it is losing to WoW.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

NaNoWoWo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe i will do a nano rhino.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

STARTED. UGH. 3054 words then first instance of writers block.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i am having writers block about BIOLOGY right now.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I am always having writers block about biology.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I declare this HSTNGS THREAD a no-fight fun zone. Violators will receive a stern talking to, and the suggestion of a time-out.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I am always having biology about writers block.

Aaaaaaaand that concludes my participation in Hastings pt 7.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:57 (eighteen years ago) link

nickalicious WHY YOU BRAEK HEART?

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Nickalicious you madman, you must emigrate, like I have done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

J3ff, that's quite the waveform pattern.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

John, what does Eclipse do with all their lead-ecrusted goodness that cannot be saved? Because I have alot of computer parts I need to...part with.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

We feed it to underpriveleged children.

POOR KIDS GOTSTA EAT TOO, DOOD.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

AHAAHHA That's actually awesome.
I don''t mind violating EPA stuff, mainly because it's fegging espensive.

Ask Mike if he wants some computer power supplies for parts.
Lots of inductors and big caps.
that just made me picture hats made ofr hydrocephalics made of coiled wire.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and I woke up this afternoon after sitting iwth my sick niece all morning sweating and shaking.
I then realised I had been dreaming in, and was then trying to form thoughts in, some kind of combination of Italian and Spanish.
I don't speak either.
I think I was in Europe and apparantly the new-york-meets-venice place I was in required you to speak Spaintalian...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Klingongs like in Washington State.
http://www.avalonwine.com/mark-ryan-dead-horse-195p.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

I got to nearly 1,000 words today before I had to leave for school. I'm back after what feels like 700 hours of anatomy. We have two big f---ing tests next week, one on Monday night and then a g.d. lab practical exam on Friday night. I am beginning to feel panicky now.

John, 3054 words is awesome. FB, how are you doing? I am afraid to ask A. since right now I am feeling so overwhelmed with school that if he tells me he's already ahead of me, I'll probably burst into tears. Please remind me that I am a grind and a cutthroat. (Also, someone tell gbx, too.)

FB, I am completley cracking up about the title of this thread. If I ever manage to have a party, I will certainly have a bottle of Cutty Sark on hand. (Um, FB, you're going to have to be resposible for drinking it.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

You could feed it to a meatloaf.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 November 2006 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, if you threaten my beloved kitty, I can't invite you over!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU9KBXHIObU
How Pinky and the Brain helped me with my quiz on BRANES.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I will state categorically that the "Animaniacs" and "Pinky and the Brain" DVD sets are the best things I have purchased this year.

Possibly ever.

I have now crossed the 5000 mark on nanowhoopiedidoo, and must sleep because my head feels like it's going to explode. night all.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 2 November 2006 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

John just wants to rule the world.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 14:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I wrote a 2000 word abortion and was so I killed it. I've got 500 new words and I've promised myself not to go back and tinker because that's how I managed to turn a mediocrity into a cancerous monstrosity.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

See, I just killed an abortion. I am so angry right now.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

FB, do not tinker, just keep writing CRAP. That is the point.

I need a nap. And a time machine.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I have 0 words! However, I'm 38% away from having a lvl 60 priest!

― The Huge Nerd Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago) link

1575 words. But no priests at all. Maybe that's what my romance needs: a priest!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

HI DERE, THORNBIRDS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Still haven't read it! I hear it's scandalous, though.

(Now I must resist the temptation to find it on my shelf and go read it instead of doing what I SHOULD be doing and either studying or making up a crappy story. Damn you, Dan! You're always causing complications.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Thorn birds VS Tale of Genji...
hmmm.

In one he knows her from a young age and continuously fights urges and he's a priest, in one he raises her with the intent of creating the perfect wife.....
I THINK I find the second one less distasteful, but then again, I could be feeling my No christianity speaking again. Violations of oaths by Xtian leaders gives me hope that established religion will dwindle.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll be at 4000 words shortly, just a gentle dawdle. I have come up with some good new characters, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm just happy to have an idea of where to go. At 1839 words, I am nowhere near getting to my male romantic lead. Ha! (So instead of a "romance," what I have is a "meandering story told by semi-snotty character.")

Currently on the phone with St. Kate's because I can't get registered for winter because the registrar's office thinks I have a "hold" on my account. Whatever office is in charge of "holds" says I have no hold. Bureaucratic b.s. fun!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

'Romance' and 'St. Kates' in the same post has reminded me that Weeze Dude and I need to make John a board game for John to give him on an (in)appropriate date.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY IS NO TEXT SHOWING?
Hell, half the IMAGES aren't working!!!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Only 9 shopping days until my birthday...of births.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Sumatranratmonkey.jpg

Borderline Kitty Porn
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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, in the failed posts, image one should be captioned '2 days late' and the second: "John, Quimby is letting strange cats stay over."

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.buffalobeast.com/40/monkey1.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

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― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:30 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/monsterdog.jpg
Asphyxus Dog Swims toward your face.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

"Romance" and "St. Kate's" together makes almost no sense. That campus reminds me of St. Mary's in that way. There's almost never anyone around!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 3 November 2006 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The idea will be complete when I give it to him.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 3 November 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I hear crickets.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Skipping 793 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Yay, Revived!

(It's a post-Festivus miracle...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Really time for a new thread, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll think about that tomorrow... because tomorrow is another day! (cue sweeping Gone With the Wind music)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

will fluffy bear be coming back?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a phone conversation with him in December that implied that the answer to that question is yes, but unfortunately I was having trouble hearing what he was saying due to the fact that I was trapped at the Mall of America. Hopefully, though.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HE'D FUCKING BETTER.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, when will you return from your sojourn over teh seas?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

John, it's so good to see that you have lost none of your charm.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

not until the 12th

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll think of you coming home just as I run away for a week in Florida!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, gbx, are you ending up here, or Montana, or what the fuck?

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be in MN for about a day and a half, i think

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Florida is warmer than England, but probably not so much on the curry front. :(

Hope you are enjoying yourself, however! (Also, when do your classes start again? Mine = Jan. 30).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

jan 18th

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That seems so early! Possibly because I'm being spoiled by weeks with no homework. Starting again will be less than fun...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Gbx and I will never achieve our dreams of collective shitfacedness, I fear. ;__;

As an added bonus, I will include one (1) Fluffybear for your amusement if we ever pull this off.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, it's clear that you'd better apply to the U of M's med school. We must work together to dry his tears.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i will be, if only bcause no one else will take me

it's almost midnight! i've had like five glasses of wine!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, now that we've solved that problem, perhaps HSTNGS Thread will next turn to world peace.

Enjoy ur wine, though!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i will!

and: someday, JJ, someday.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 4 January 2007 00:01 (seventeen years ago) link

How appropriate that HSTINGS convened at BNNYS tonight. My mother is now negotiating with poodle for re-entry to house. No, Willie has not locked her out; he is outside gamboling post-wee. Maybe he will master this before I set off to LDN.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 4 January 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Good luck with the England-ness.
See if you can tour the Masonic Grand Lodge of England. Apparantly it's an amazing piece of architecture, and just plain beautiful. That's about the only thing I want to see in England.

I think I'm genetically predisposed to not want to go to England.
I'm Jewish(theoretically)Polish, which means nothing, in this case.
German...yeah.
Norwiegen, who are the reason that English castles were invented. We like to pillage England, but not stay.
French...again, yeah.
Irish...!!!!!

I leave for staying with Japanesies on the 21s of March.
Buying that ticket tomorrow, as my credit card is currently full, and my dad stuck the money I saved in a different account anyway.

I'm very happy that I found a very inexpensive ticket. $821 non-stop, though I was briefly tempted to layover in TX to say hello to an erotic model I know, and not have any sex with her.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=69865904&imageID=1670890400
Then^
CUTE.

Now: I'mBatman> http://www.sega-16.com/Reviews/Sega%20CD/Adventures%20of%20Batman%20&%20Robin/8.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Envying the international travel here...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm as irish as an american can reasonably get (momz was born there), and don't really have a huge problem with the north of england -- everyone up here is either irish or common as muck or both, so we get on just fine.

i will never like fish and chips, though, barf.

― giboyojimbo (skowly), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, that does sound unappealing.

gbx, could you remind us where in HSTNGS you are from? (Welch, Afton, or Other?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

FLUFFY BEAR, WHY YOU BRAEK HEART WITH ABSCENCE!

I'm over 50% Irish, but it came in from both sides so gbx still wins.

(I'm just glad that a variety of prominent irish actors have made the public realize that we're not all a bunch of squat, red-haired, leprechaun motherfuckers. Saves a lot of time in those interminable "what nationality are you" party conversations.)

No offense to my hobbity brethren out there...

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Saves a lot of time in those interminable "what nationality are you" party conversations.

What the hell kind of parties have you been going to?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Afton. A mile from A-Alps, actually.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah.... that's what I thought. Thanks!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

The sorts where I get hit on by people with no game, mostly.

xxpost

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

HEY WE ARE BOTH IRISH LETS MAKEOUT

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, I think John prefers to do the hitting on rather than the other way around.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I really fucking hate "What nationality are you?" parties, largely because that usually means you're at a party with a bunch of snotty fucks who should be killed slowly with knives and bats (preferably vampire).

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't decide if I don't go to enough parties or you people go to too many.

Dan, important question: do you remember Dr. Shrinker (Saturday morning tv show w/ Sid and Marty Krofft derivation)?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU DON'T GO TO ENOUGH, BECAUSE PARTIES = FREE BOOZE, THUS INVALIDATING THE SECOND POSSIBILITY.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

John, where were you when I was struggling with proofs in geometry in high school?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I start those conversations ar parties.

And those who don't like fish and chips are wrong. I've been eating Tinnucci's fish and chips forever. MMMMMGOOOD. Also the main chef there is Irish, or Norwiegen(red red hair, but ginormous) but somehow makes food that isn't barftastic...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fish and chips is unappealing because it's too greasy. Also I don't love eating teh fishes.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

mmmmgreasy.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I prefer salty, crunchy, and especially (dark) chocolate-covered to greasy. Dark chocolate covered pretzels may be the best snack ever invented. Kind of low on the nutrition, I suppose, though.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

NUTRITIONAL VALUE CAN EAT A DICK.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

DEEP FRY FOR THE FUTURE! AMERICA NUMBER ONE!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

You'd be a lot less cranky if you'd stop eating cigarettes for dinner. I'm just sayin'.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/daverfarmer/chicken.jpg
http://www.wan.strangesigns.org:81/albums/Miscellaneous/deepfried.sized.jpg
http://www.catzgoroundrecords.com/images/artist-box-deep-fried.jpg

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

A sudden severe nostalgia for vegetarianism has seized me. I can't imagine why.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Tempura Vegetables=yum.

I'm being almost set up with an Osakan chick.
Henceforth to be known as Osaka in compliance with Constanza's Worlds Theory.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, yes, tempura vegetables are awesome. And tempura shrimp. And tempura shrimp with udon noodles. I may have a small obsession with food.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

NO POINT TO THIS IMAGE OTHER THAN AWESOMOSITY.
http://img77.imageshack.us.nyud.net:8090/img77/7367/swb251lt.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...

Sausage & cabbage soup today!

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― Put another Juggle in, in the Juggalodeon (kingfish), Monday, 30 January 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

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