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BWAH HAH HAH HAH AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

http://www.dateahotscot.com/

Oh dear lord.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

What no Glasgow ILX0rs on the list?

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

if you shot an attractive person from north of the border in the nose you could gather the resultant residue in a shot hot scot snot pot.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 2 February 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm confused by the prize - a trip to Scotland "for you and your girlfriend"? Why would straight males (or gay females, who would be the persons to have girlfriends) be interested in meeting hot scots?

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:00 (seventeen years ago) link

and then put it up for auction in a shot hot scot snot pot lot.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

So is one of the effects of the move to Separation?

Hott Scots stealing our wimmins?

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:06 (seventeen years ago) link

a hot scot threesome? xp

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

They do that anyway. There's a great folk song about that... hold on I'm going to try and find it! (xp)

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

My friend who sent me the link is declining to vote on account of Jim Reid not being on offer. I want to tell her FREE TRIP TO SCOTLAND!!! Come on!

None of them are *that* attractive, though. They're all quite conventional looking and thick necked like they play rugby or something.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:09 (seventeen years ago) link

The thick necks come from tossing cabers.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

They do that anyway. There's a great folk song about that... hold on I'm going to try and find it! (xp)

"Four and Twenty Virgins Went Down To Inverness"?

― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"The Fair Flower of Northumberland", it's on Dick Gaughan's first album:

But when she gaed in, her mither did smile
And said, "Oh but her love was easy won
You're nae the first that the Scots hae beguiled
And you're still the fair flower of Northumberland"

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate, it is you and a girlfriend, i.e. a threesome for the hot Scot. Girlfriend being a friend, who is a girl.

(one of those hot Scots has the same name as my brother. It's not him though)

The Thom one *does* play rugby. Professionally.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the modern take on kilt suits...

http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_7.jpg
http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_5.jpg

But I suspect photo-stretching, not caber-tossing, as this one doesn't look as thick necked in the welcome shot as he does in his profile pic:

http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_11.jpg

Actually, yes, looking at that photo alone, it has been stretched in the profile photo.

X-post, ah, I see! I do not want a threesome with my girlfriend! I want mine own hott scot!

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

This one definitely has the best tartan:

http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_19.jpg

I know they were all made up in the 19th Century, but still, is it wrong to pick which Scot is Hotttest based on liking their tartan?

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

not wrong at all, tho that guy's hair looks curiously fake.

― New Mark H (New MarkH), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I know it's all made up but it does make me think... my father is notoriously colourblind. And colourblindness is passed down through the male line. And the Fl3tch3r tartan is particularly eye-bending in a colour combination which looks Just Fine to the colourblind. It would be funny if the two things were linked.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

And the pro rugby player has the least rugby neck of all of them! Former boyband singer, oh my...

http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_18.jpg

The only one whose hair I like is that one in the black kilt up there.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I can't decide. I need side view mugshots so I can decide who has the pointiest nose.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link

This guy need someone to sort his socks out.

http://www.dateahotscot.com/images/contestant/photo_14.jpg

You should click on their video clips and listen to them. Hilarity will ensue (if you like mocking desperate people).

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Mock a Desperate Scot

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn, I wish I could watch videos! I never mock desperate people; I *am* one.

But yes, sock issues. And terrible Prince Valiant haircut issues. He needs a woman to sort him out, clearly.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Pro-rugby player is Chris Evans' cousin or something. Non-rugby-neck v chance of running into ginger egomaniac at family functions, you decide.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I sent the page to my mum. She will pick one for me.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Too many Andrews!

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

More Scottish web prowess: http://www.friendsofscotland.gov.uk/scotlandnow/burns-night/

― Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Burns was HOTT.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Not a very representative slice of Scottish manhood.

― leigh (leigh), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, feel free to post some hotter Scots!

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

One of the Graemes lives in Edinburgh "not least to enjoy the views of Edinburgh Castle, which he can only get in and around the Scottish Capital".

This is rubbish. It can also be seen clearly from Buenos Aires.

― Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

If you catch him in a kilt, be aware that he is wearing nothing but moisturiser underneath.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Metrosexual Scots, no less. Oh dear.

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

For US types, I met one last week who lives in Providence and was cute and chatty. Any local takers? I could probably hook it up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Send all the Desperate Scots to Merika and they could all get laid there!

It doesn't even matter if they're douchbags or metrosexuals, Merkins won't understand a word of the accent anyway!

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought this thread was about Ally C.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Merkins won't understand a word of the accent anyway!

I find English people to be worse at understanding the accent

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

... well London/South East anyway

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, see English people don't *pretend* that they understand the way the Merkins do.

Non-hott Scot: Get ta fuck, ya wee cunt!
Merkin: Aw, that's so cute, yer accent is SOOO HOTT!!!

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

merkin = sporran?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I prefer the American approach, you won't be suprrised to learn

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

you won't be suprrised to learn

Ha ha, I'm even typing with a Scottish accent now!

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm sorry what?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

he was get all rhotic on us

― Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

It's actually a Lancashire accent i'm typing with

― Tom D. (Dada), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Date A Hot Scot
Or Not.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I Scot Or Not?

― I Am Totally Radioactive! (kate), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Ian the Scot seems reasonably hot.

― Cathy (Cathy), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Aw fookin ell, only four of 'em are over 30 yrs old, and one of those is 43. Where's the 30-40 range at?? On the internet, as in life!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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