GIRL SCOUT COOKIES!

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There has never been a thread about girl scout cookies (or if there has it's not coming up on search). That is criminal. I never come to ILE but this needs to be rectified. I'm eating Thin Mints rights now. I have boxes of Tagalongs and Trefoils too. I ran out of Samoas, though, which is : (

Discuss.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Frozen Thin Mints are, essentially, heaven.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:56 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Haven't tried that. I'll have to on your advice.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Trust me.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:00 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Okay there's somewhere that Elmo goes on about girl scout cookies that is one of the funniest things I've read in ages!

kv_nol, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:01 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am deeply pissed off that I can't find any explanation for why the boxes are labelled "Trans Fat Free", yet also still list partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oil as an ingredient.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

these bitches were outside bart two days ago but I had no money, and now that I have money, i can't find them.

akm, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I miss when we could search for posts by certain ilxors.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

also lol at old thread "nickalicious will be up to 200 lbs. again by the end of February"...

"up to"

...I miss U 2004.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:06 (eleven years ago) Permalink

these bitches were outside bart two days ago

Yeah, I saw them at Montgomery.

Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:11 (eleven years ago) Permalink

"these bitches were outside bart two days ago but I had no money, and now that I have money, i can't find them."

Always happens. It's horrible.

The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i totally support referring to girl scouts as bitches.

get bent, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:22 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i somehow knew i was behind that earlier thread before i even clicked on it

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:23 (eleven years ago) Permalink

My post about thin mint cookie ice cream was, apparently, overlooked.

It has the Girl Scout trademark on it. Edy's is distributing it. i would suggest buying several pints, because you will be eating it for breakfast.

Otherwise, yes.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:24 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Samoas, dudes. Samoas.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:25 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i am just in enough of a bad mood today to eat an entire tub of girl scout cookie ice cream. thank god i'm broke.

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:26 (eleven years ago) Permalink

It's just generally accepted that there are few things in life greater than Samoas, right?

The Reverend, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Amen to that, Reverend.

molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:29 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Samoas are awesome and that's why we buy 7 or 8 or 12 or 15 boxes of them every year. Also like the All Abouts, but not as much.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

these homophobic bible-thumping bigots already get enough of my tax money without me giving them any for their shitty cookies

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:33 (eleven years ago) Permalink

props to them for desegregating all the way back in 1971 though!!

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:34 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm with ethan on this one... what do they do besides sell cookies anyway?

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:35 (eleven years ago) Permalink

go back to russia

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i already gave up zima and dominos pizza...the hell if i'm giving up girl scout cookies

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I am deeply pissed off that I can't find any explanation for why the boxes are labelled "Trans Fat Free", yet also still list partially hydrogenated soybean and/or cottonseed oil as an ingredient.

This says that a product with under a half a gram of trans fats can still be labeled "trans fat-free."

G00blar, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Maybe that's it?

G00blar, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:37 (eleven years ago) Permalink

does everybody who gets off the bullshit kitsch value of dollar store cookies sold by girls in uniforms also pay for $2000-per-plate heritage foundation dinners cuz of the awesome shrimp platter

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:40 (eleven years ago) Permalink

huh thx - man I would totally eat something with butter instead of something with partially hydrogenated whatsamajiggers.

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:41 (eleven years ago) Permalink

It must be asked -- what cookies does Ethan like?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i eat famous amos motherfucker

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:43 (eleven years ago) Permalink

that's what he said

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:44 (eleven years ago) Permalink

^^ return of huk-l

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:46 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i eat famous amos motherfucker

new slogan!

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:49 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I'm jumping off a ledge, here, and saying the samoa's are nowhere near as good as the thin mints. Maybe iIhave some cookie racism - the thin mints being the imperialist cookie trying to rule over the many flavors of the samoa.
Am I an imperialist for loving the thin mints? I do not know. I wish we could find time for ALL the cookies, and the mouths that chew them, to get along.

aimurchie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:50 (eleven years ago) Permalink

are those the coconutty ones with the caramel?

chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

re samoas

chaki, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:52 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Yes.

G00blar, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:54 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I hate that this thread made me look for this thread.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:55 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ned that thread is classic what are you talking about

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:02 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ben savage is a bro

ham'ron (dubplatestyle) on Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:10 (1 year ago)

he has given me hours of televised syndicated entertainment

ham'ron (dubplatestyle) on Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:10 (1 year ago)

him and his voluptuous pubescent mulatto girlfriend

ham'ron (dubplatestyle) on Wednesday, 22 February 2006 21:10 (1 year ago)

and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:03 (eleven years ago) Permalink

r.i.p. topenga

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:05 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Zooey's a fucking war pig. She's also been with Rob Schneider.

DarrensCoq (DarrenK) on Thursday, December 18, 2003 9:25 AM (3 years ago)


babyjesuscrying.jpeg

latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:10 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i love girl scout cookies fwiw

latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

man you gotta get over that

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:12 (eleven years ago) Permalink

The Disney Channel has banned three episodes from ever being aired on their network. These episodes include "If You Can't Be With the One You Love" (after losing Topanga, Cory resorts to drinking to solve his problems and Shawn becomes an alcoholic), "PROMises, PROMises" (Cory and Topanga want to have sex after the prom but don't), and "The Truth About Honesty" (an honesty game causes trouble at Rachel and Jack's dinner party).

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:13 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i too became an alcoholic after that episode

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I totally remember that alcohol one. (obv not from the disney channel)

G00blar, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I once saw Shawn on the street in Montreal. He was tres short.

G00blar, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:14 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I burned myself out on Thin Mints and Samoas 2 years ago, finishing 2 boxes of each within a week period. Now I have imprinted on my tongue EXACTLY how they tase, and thus have no need to go cookie chugging ever ever again.

Side note: Who the hell would name their daughter Topanga? I mean, did these fictional parents conceive her in a canyon during a camping trip or something? WTF.

Andi Mags, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:27 (eleven years ago) Permalink

samoas are so shitty now that they took the trans fats out

(this ain't just placebo effect, either; I didn't know they had done anything to them, but as soon as I bit into my first one this year I was like "OH WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT")

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:31 (eleven years ago) Permalink

trefoils, on the other hand, actually seem to be slightly improved

tagalongs tasted basically the same to me, but I've never been as big into them as samoas so I could be missing some subtle difference

bernard snowy, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:32 (eleven years ago) Permalink

i hate them right now. i lead a local troop, and sold some to strangers at school through the student forums to help said troop break into the college market. i just got them sunday, and since spring break is at the end of the week i have to get them all delivered by tomorrow. if i don't, i have to pony up the money myself and track people down after break. people are of course sooooooo busy they can't get their damn cookies. argh!

Maria, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

Why the hell is everyone removing trans-fat from everything? Just because Americans and Brits are all incredibly overweight? I have a jumprope! Will jump for tastier cookie!

Andi Mags, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:36 (eleven years ago) Permalink

ned that thread is classic what are you talking about


Yeah, true. I just felt dirty typing the words 'Chris Kattan' in the search box.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:42 (eleven years ago) Permalink

I had my meeting today in the park and my boss brought me thin mints. Huzzah!

JW, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 23:45 (eleven years ago) Permalink

topangalogs

strongohulkington, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:09 (eleven years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

My Thin Mints have arrived. The world is once again sane.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

All the Boy Meets World shit on this thread is killing me! That fucking show. Anyway – I got a box of Samoas for the first time in 12 years and they do not live up to my memory. ;_; I can no longer trust nostalgia. This recipe for fakey Samoas probably tastes better, but OTOH, est. make time is "3 hrs 15 mins."

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:11 (seven years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

don't sleep on savannah smiles ppl

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:10 (five years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

I've eaten too man girl scout cookies today. Like 15 too many

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:21 (two years ago) Permalink

*many haha oh man i'm gonna crash soon

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:23 (two years ago) Permalink

I was strong-armed into finishing a box of tagalongs last night. I thought there were gonna be issues but my vision eventually returned.

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:30 (two years ago) Permalink

I thought the revive was going to be about Gordon Ramsay trying these for the first time and saying that they're garbage. Which, to be fair...

Lisa Welchel's Madcap Macrame Adventure for Windows 2000 (Old Lunch), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:31 (two years ago) Permalink

I've just discovered that there is a Thin Mints ice cream novelty sandwich thing and it probably will kill me.

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:36 (two years ago) Permalink

i was done in by trefoils and samosa and a few savannah smiles

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:42 (two years ago) Permalink

omg and a do-si-dos i forgot

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:42 (two years ago) Permalink

lemonades are bullshit

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:46 (two years ago) Permalink

i think MA is a separate distribution network for these since samoas and tagalongs are only labeled by the more generic names here (caramel delites/peanut butter patties) and i've never seen savannah smiles under any name

ciderpress, Friday, 26 February 2016 20:49 (two years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

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