what is the most fun thing to do in yr car with yr pals

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
ghost ride the whip	14
neck	11
whip shitties	9
weed	9
do donuts lol pussy	4

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

where is RIDE DIRTY???

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

where is cruise

-- ghost rider, Monday, April 2, 2007 12:11 PM (3 minutes ago)
the strip ain't gonna cruise itself dammit

-- ghost rider, Monday, April 2, 2007 12:11 PM (3 minutes ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ghost ride the dick

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

#4 implies riding dirty

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't do donuts i eat them

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't whip shitties, I... wait, no

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.digworld.com/oh/puns.jpg

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

3 is pretty good for ridin dirty

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i thought that guy was a bagel

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/thorthemighty/6KJD3ZPE2Q6LLIEGFM7PL4673TQDCOJL.jpg

I just needed to look at that again.

― jessie monster, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

how do you whip shitties in that thing, that's sort of the real question here

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

all yr dudes would just fall over

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude could ghost ride the whip pretty easy though

― Jordan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.theidahofalls.com/idaho_falls_photos/Vansurf2.jpg

― kenan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

That's just car surfing

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

he pretty much does that full time

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

shout things out the window at passers by?

― rio natsume, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Drink Karkov vodka out of huge hardee's cup in back seat, chase with shared candy cane.

― John Justen, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

1. whip shitties
4 up, 5 down

"Whipping shitties" is the act of (mostly male) juvenile automobile drivers whom think it's cool to leave tire tracks from performing what is known as "Doughnuts".

However, juveniles being the most common perpetrators, it is known that grown men (with small penises) have exhibited the same child-like behavior.

"Whipping Shitties" is quite common in upper-Midwestern areas, where back country/county roads are a prime location to perform the act, without getting caught by local law enforcement. It is also hypothesized, that the act is performed in these remote areas, because rednecks and white trash in those areas simply have nothing better to do (notwithstanding sheep).

"Hey dude, atfer I whip shitties on CR-2 (county road 2) tonight, check out my marks."
tags whitetrash rednecks shitties midwest nolife donuts doughnuts
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― get bent, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I plead the fifth.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

That's just car surfing

what do you mean JUST car surfing?

― kenan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

DAN U FORGOT MUDDIN

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG MUDDIN I"VE DONE THAT

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Kenan, I was just saying it's not ghost riding if there's someone at the wheel.

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

chase with shared candy cane.

I honestly can't tell if that's a euphemism or not.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

he pretty much does that full time

Good point!

― Jordan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

pls to change vote to MUDDIN' + WEEDIN'

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

car surfing is my generation's ghost ridin F YOU I AM A DANGEROUS CAR PRACTICES ROCKIST

― kenan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

muddin is high art.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

guys what about the Van Traverse: out the high hosey window, across the roof, in through the driver's side, across driver's lap

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

helps to have a roof rack, btw

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

also: FB otm

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

That's just car surfing

-- dan m, Monday, April 2, 2007 2:24 PM (17 minutes ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/194609~Surf-Ninjas-Posters.jpg
motosurf!

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, does that surf ninja movie actually exist?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

It does, there is a good chance I saw it in a theater. :/

― Jordan, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

does it ever

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

it introduced the nation to the SEGA GAME GEAR

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

performing what is known as "Doughnuts"

J Dilla is weeping

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit, surf's up! I guess IT'S TIME TO SAVE THE WORLD

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i really need to see surf ninjas now

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The IMDB quotes page for Surf Ninjas is impenetrable.

― Jordan, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I would like to also add "throw up out of, while moving" as an answer option.

― John Justen, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah, that one. btw, sorry Betsy, about yr tailgate....

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Johnny: [a remaining bad guy is crawling up stairs of the temple] Newsflash: Your Side Lost!
[Bad guy stops crawling up, and falls down the large amount of stairs of the temple]

― ghost rider, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

smoke weed + listen to ZZ Top

― milo z, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Weeding in car not really all that fun necessarily, passing weed bowl between moving cars kind of getting there @ fun, attempting to pass weed bowl between moving cars only to drop it, watch it fall under the wheel of another car behind you and get flung up onto the sidewalk where you screechingly stop, run over, and find it somehow not just still in one piece but still packed full of weed...fun.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Playing frisbee golf from a moving golf cart, kind of fun.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://drinkthis.typepad.com/main/images/dale_jr_burnout.jpg

― gabbneb, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

chinese firedrill is fun if you incorporate someone getting in and out of the trunk.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

surf ninjas is a fucking riot

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

leslie neilson AND rob schneider!

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

genius shit

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Iggy: I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle".

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Adam: [shouts as he stands up in the moving vehicle] Motosurf!
Iggy: Motosurf!
Johnny: Motosurf!

^^^the reason i posted this in the first place

― deej, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT MUDDIN'

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR SHAME.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, right??? ESEPECIALLY considering where my folks live, it's like muddin' heaven out there!

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Pounding the shit out of it w/those big hammer-like things after it dies to death. However, to do in car wld prolly be the height of all folly.

― Abbott, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

they brought a car into the school parking lot and let us pound the shit out of it for $5 with a sledgehammer. one of these fucking jacked up farmboys punched in a bunch of windows with his hands while the policeman running things sat there with his arms crossed all impressed

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

later: there was muddin'

― river wolf, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I went muddin' in a Volvo wagon once. Got some great looks from the 'necks we encountered on that little cruise.

― dan m, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf, that is so classic.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

I've technically never been muddin' but I have driven multiple cars through multiple creeks on various types of missions to varying degrees of approval from locals.

― nickalicious, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the best thing to do in a car is to SITTIN IN THE BACK OF A CAR

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, smash a car fundraisers were v. v. popular & effective at every school I went to. Totally badass, they are.

― Abbott, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Back in HS we all used to gather our cars in the park, turn the windows down, make a firepit to roast marshmallows, and turn coast to coast AM on all the radios as loud as it could go. Great nights.

― Abbott, Monday, 2 April 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell did I miss overnight?!

― Hard like armour, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I went and saw/had a themed party around Surf Ninjas when I turned 8.

It was awesome.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 2 April 2007 23:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Surf Ninjas is no joke guys:

http://www.fext.cz/film/surfninjas.jpg

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/108/004553_6.jpg

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.vgmuseum.com/pics3/Surf%20Ninjas%20-%20Ingame%201.gif

^^^^
If I had a nickel for every time I daydreamed between the ages of 5-12 about someone saying this to me I would be very, very wealthy.

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

actually who am I kidding I would drop out of college and fight evil colonel chi if it turned out i was the living heir to a 4000 year old throne held by warrior kings.

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

alas i am the living heir to almost an acre held by middle-aged graphic designers in princeton, new jersey

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway didnt mean to derail the thread, obv the funnest thing to do in a car = make out, i dont know why everyone else is fronting

― max, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dan m, going muddin' in a Volvo wagon is uber-classic.

― Jena, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

max ur my hero

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

road head.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

WE HAVE A WINNER!

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

not fun: http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/1209Sun-Roof-Death-ON.html

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

also not fun: http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2007/04/03/4_hurt_in_city_after_truck_plunges_off_i_93_onramp/

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone otm

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:16 (seventeen years ago) link

esp max

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:17 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wait...smash a car fundraiser?!?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that was a rush event for some frat at my school

― sleep, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Some kid in my HS would buy a dead car for $50, charge people $5 and tell them to bring a hatchet to a secret location. They would then utterly destroy the car.

This is standard.

However, that kid would then proceed to BLOW THE CAR UP with a BOMB that he had MADE.

Oddly enough, a few months ago, I drank moonshine that was made in that same kid's bathtub.

Still never met him.

― en i see kay, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

that was a rush event for some frat at my school

me too

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I think everybody has/had a home-made bomb makin' guy in their high school. Anarchist Cookbook, you have so much to answer for.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

road head 8080

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

'Hoon', 43, loses car forever

A Victorian man has become the first driver to permanently lose his car under the state's anti-hoon laws.
In a hearing at the Castlemaine Magistrates Court yesterday, Terrence Lord, from the central Victorian town of Drummond, was ordered to forfeit his blue 1980 Toyota Corona fastback.
Lord, 43, pleaded guilty to four counts of driving while disqualified between January 23 and February 14 this year.
Under laws introduced in July last year, drivers caught drag racing, doing burnouts or committing other "hoon" acts such as reckless speeding and driving while disqualified, can have their cars impounded for 48 hours for a first offence.
They face a three-month impound order for a second offence and the permanent confiscation of their car for a third offence.
Victorian Police Minister Bob Cameron today welcomed the magistrate's order.
"These tough new laws hold hoons accountable for their actions and hit them where it hurts most - by taking away their vehicle," he said in a statement.

― estela, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

lol pussy

― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:03 (sixteen years ago) link

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