glenn beck

Always fun, having the spokesman from the John Birch Society on as a "serious commentator". Bring on the Amero!

Owie.

too bad the doctors didn't have a handgun handy

I just watched the video...and I truly liked the rawness of Glenn. We just do not see that in anyone of the public stage. Thanks Glenn for taking a risk and sharing personal struggles. God knows that many, many folks in this country are dealing with the same things. I am wishing you a speedy recovery Glenn!

The interview he did with Michael Buble was really weird:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxepjAEhUdc

i've changed my mind on this guy.

Another abject lesson in tolerance and compassion from the liberal wing of today's world. This is the kind of thing that makes me expect liberals to eventually attempt to force their views on anyone who doesn't go along to get along. Re-education camps are a real possiblity. So are all of the other tactics of those heroes of the left, the Communists. Nothing like a vacation in Siberia to change your outlook.

Of course it's sometimes quicker just to put an end to the problem on the spot. Stalin had lists he would sift through picking names at random for execution. The ideals of the left are a shining example of how humans can go down the toilet deliberately with gusto. After all who else can claim 100 million dead in their wake. Hitler can't. Only the Commies can do that. And we have a nation of people who want to head down that same path.

I wonder if they even know they won't be able to pull it off in a land that has known freedom. They might succeed in soaking every inch of ground in blood but they won't conquer the human spirit here. Heck it didn't even work in Russia eventually. What more proof do you need?

So go ahead and preach your venom and hate. Freedom lovers will be waiting for you when the time comes.

Stalin, paragon of the left

So go ahead and preach your venom and hate. Freedom lovers will be waiting for you when the time comes.

Awesome, going on for paragraphs about how them damn libruls gonna send you off to gulags and kill you, and ending with a threat of violence.

botched clitorectomy

asshole reduction surgery (didn't take)

lol dmr actually OTM.

You aren't kidding! Weird.

his comeback show tonight was bonkers

"every time I closed my eyes I saw dogs eating children's faces off, like my own personal version of SAW"

I used to have to listen to his show at work--and grew to love it. It's like a combination of 12 Stepper inspiration, shock jock inanity, unhinged political commentary and self-psychotherapy--the monologues about his mother's suicide--it's close to performance art.

can't believe that joke came true, you heard it here first

http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/talk_radio/2008/11/racist-bigot-glennn-beck-gets-jumped-at-wendys.html

Glennn Beck, (KTTH m-f, 6-9a) in a Wendy's for a Frosty™ last Saturday night, was accosted as he stood in line by a truck driver with "food in his hair" who called him a "racist bigot."

"I said, Yeah, I am. I mean, it's a truck stop. How much trouble am I going to get in in a truck stop?"

If you didn't doubt Beck's judgement before reading this...

A+++++ truck stop would wear my food in it again

Glenn Beck presents the Obama National Anthem

There was some trailer for something he's doing about a Christmas sweater that ran yesterday before Quantum of Solace. Truman Capote it won't be.

was Gore Vidal available?

http://www.mercuras.com/1108/19499_Christmas_Sweater_Online.gif

He didn't realize that Colbert's show was a parody.

Watch a video about The Christmas Sweater!

Glenn Beck doesn't believe a word he's saying.

ever.

As big a jackass as Glen Beck is, he's only the No. 2 jackass sitting on that couch.

No. 1? Not even close: Steve Doocy. (Wonkette identifies Doocy as "quite possibly the biggest (yet most harmless) douche on Fox News.")

Indeed. I think I once described Doocy as always looking like he just ate some bad sausage.

oops u did it again

all his "red scare" stuff he's on is so ridic. caught the interview w/ the us communist party head yesterday while in the gym & lol'd at cuts to pics of lenin/stalin & also when commie dude drank out of glenn's water mug

http://media.glennbeck.com/images/common/header_photocomp.jpg

oops should have posted this one

http://www.glennbeck.com/upload/iblock/329/030509-lead.jpg

yeah his whole WE SURROUND THEM seven-point loyalty oath b.s. is pretty stupid

I love Bill O'Reilly's open disdain for Glenn Beck. Beck totally crumbles into a giggly and shy schoolboy when he is around him.

BECK: So, the shooting in Alabama.
O’REILLY: Yeah.

BECK: Did you hear how they described this guy? I mean, it was a typical, you know, “he was a loner. He was quiet. I didn’t know.” I mean, it was really…But what they really described, when they really got down into it, what they said was: “here’s a guy who felt that he had been wronged. He didn’t feel comfortable talking to anybody. He was disgruntled and everything else.” And then he went out and shot a bunch of people. As they were describing him — and they said, you’ve got to go, now more than ever, you’ve got to start talking to people. You have to start connecting with people because we’re going into hard times yada yada yada. As I’m listening to the description. First of all, this guy’s a psycho. Clearly, he’s a psycho.

O’REILLY: Right.

BECK: But as I’m listening to him. I’m thinking about the American people that feel disenfranchised right now. That feel like nobody’s hearing their voice. The government isn’t hearing their voice. Even if you call, they don’t listen to you on both sides. If you’re a conservative, you’re called a racist. You want to starve children.

O’REILLY: Sure.

BECK: Yada yada yada. And every time they do speak out, they’re shut down by political correctness. How do you not have those people turn into that guy?

CHUCK NORRIS: Well, yes. The whole thing is that's the Second Amendment — the Second Amendment. The final line in the Second Amendment says, "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

That means not by the president, not by Congress. They are not allowed to take our rights away with this because of the Second Amendment, Glenn. And the thing is, I have a 700-acre ranch in Texas. And I have a lot of guns on my ranch.

I don't use them for hunting. I'm not a hunter. But the thing is, it's for protection. And the Second Amendment was designed for tyranny against the government. If the government decides to become a tyrannical government, our guns are to protect us against that. And that's really what the Second Amendment is all about, Glenn.

BECK: So you know, here is the thing, Chuck. You know, the government doesn't want us to have weapons and yet, they have weapons. I think the biggest weapon they have is the IRS. Nobody even understands. I just — I read a letter from ...

NORRIS: You're hitting a real sore point with me right there.

BECK: They can use taxes as a weapon, and the IRS code that that you can't even figure out — am I wrong on that?

first exchange = Beck's cry for help? somebody better be watching that dude.

media matters is all over glen beck friday

http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200903130024?show=1
http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200903130023?show=1
http://mediamatters.org/countyfair/200903130021?show=1

we are here to celebrate, worship and adore!

3/13/09 never forget

glenn beck's nine principles and 12 values:

The Nine Principles

1. America is good.

2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.

4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.

7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.

9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.

12 Values
Honesty
Reverence
Hope
Thrift
Humility
Charity
Sincerity
Moderation
Hard Work
Courage
Personal Responsibility
Gratitude

it would probably be hard to hold office and still make 80 mill a year providing his invaluable service

dude has already been elected to public office, in essence.

missin u GB

oh dear

this guy is going to go out in the most sordid way possible

that's not a promise, just a prediction

It was a powerful segment and well worth watching.

So, Yahoo! isn't even trying to be subtle with their conservative slant anymore?

well it seems to be directly lifted from GB's "The Blaze" website so maybe they have a deal with Yahoo?

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/glenn_beck_makes_his_own_piss_christ_with_obama_bobblehead

http://static.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/glennbeckcloseupurinendnd.jpg

Two revolutionary thinkers find common ground:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3LnVa7zXgc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td9jwL5ws8Y

Ha Vince Vaughn and Beck

My decision to never see Swingers finally pays off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVpZZGhJjUs

And here I thought bizarre, half-finished thoughts were what came from listeners of these shows who were parroting things.

Well yes

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/02/beck-resolves-to-fire-anyone-who-mentions-obama-in-2013/

http://www.glennbeck.com/2013/01/02/did-glenn-try-to-buy-current-tv/

commenters:

Peter Ingemi
That says a lot, remember if Newsweek had been purchased by Newsmax it might still be in print

this is seriously performance art. holy shit.

watch this:

http://www.video.theblaze.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=25550259&source=THEBLAZE

On his program last night, Beck revealed that his intention to "go Galt" is quite literal, unveiling grandiose plans to create an entirely self-sustaining community called Independence Park that will provide its own food and energy, produce television and film content, host research and development, serve as a marketplace for products and ideas, while also housing a theme park and serving as a residential community.
At the center -- in the middle of the lake that is itself larger than all of Disney Land - Beck (with the help of David Barton) will create a massive "national archive"/learning center where people can send their children to be "deprogrammed" and elected officials can come to learn "the truth."

O_O

"there are no cars, per se, in this particular area"

A+

I'm insulated by the border--it's hard to believe he's still around. He seems like a hundred years ago.

the other clips are hilarious

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/10/glenn-becks-dream-of-building-an-entire-city-theme-park-hybrid-called-independence-usa-will-blow-your-mind/

"I'm defending man to the moon... he's been looking for someone to step up and do more"

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK5m5Jfv9QA

http://i.imgur.com/ZMd0Alt.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGHkFumjZZM

http://www.glennbeck.com/2013/04/19/glenn-%E2%80%9Cafter-what-i-have-learned-this-week-im-a-changed-person-%E2%80%9D/

who is this saudi national?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4hwNOClIVk

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/06/first-photos-from-the-man-in-the-moon/

Wasn't this guy going blind at some point? Did that ever happen? Could totally see this guy (so to speak) as a crazed blind prophet.

he should also become a woman for a while

Beck is not a woman?

Suddenly a lot of stuff makes sense!

How 'in' is Beck with the really powerful figures in US business, industry, media, etc? I find it hard to work out as observing from the UK.

How close he is to power seems like it should affect how we think of him, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suvMqgZNkt8

Why? WHY!?!?!

My God, I couldn't make it past his snide walk through his degrees. "

A BA in religious studies, a master's in world religions, another master's in fine arts, and a PhD in sociology. Hmm, I can't in any way figure out how these four achievements could possibly add up to the studio of religious texts that people read and worship. It's just so SUSPICIOUS. Now, if he had a PhD in all those things, then sure, less suspicious, but still SUSPICIOUS! Also, elitist and snotty. And he's a Muslim."

i can never tell if beck's neo-mccarthyite ignoramus persona is real or a front he puts up for venal profit-making purposes.

A college professor of mine once said of the genius of Shakespeare, who wrote by candlelight with a quill, quickly and without even simple editing tools, "if his work did not come easily to him, it would have been impossible."

Which is to say, Beck must believe for this stuff to come out so easily. Otherwise we're dealing with a Colbert-level of long term character immersion.

i can never tell if beck's neo-mccarthyite ignoramus persona is real or a front he puts up for venal profit-making purposes.

Does it matter?

http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/mother_night-large.jpg

Lol Grover

http://t.mediaite.com/mediaite/#!/entry/glenn-beck-grover-norquist-responsible-for-muslim-brotherhood-stuff-in,5266c3513c1300734d108c43

rat eat rat

Update: still plays with dolls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=G50SG5RW5HQ

with some weirdo freaks talking high-level bananas gibberish:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/13/fired-hgtv-hosts-satan-using-his-gay-demonic-agenda-to-silence-us/

"If you look back at history, what happens to people who have voices and can cobble together people and be a leader?" he asked, citing the regimes of Nazi Germany and the Ottoman Empire during the mass killings of Armenians.

He said that such murderous, authoritarian regimes would kill off any leader, heroes or writers that could lead people to fight back, so that "there is nothing left but sheep and no shepherds."

"Anyone that people would rally around and follow, they were killed, day one," he said. "They just disappear, or they’re killed."

Beck then pivoted to his own show.

"There are 10 million people that listen to this show. They cannot kill 10 million people in one night. You were born for a reason, and you’re listening to this show for a reason," Beck said, urging listeners to read the words of Jesus, Gandhi, and Martin Luther King Jr.

"Prepare for a time when voices like mine or others are no longer heard and yours is the only voice," Beck said.

After that, Beck sat in silence for a moment.

"I can't believe I just said all of that," he said.

a rare moment of clarity at the end there

lol

i kind of want to steal it as my own personal catchphrase
but only bcz I think it's apt for everyone

Which quote comes from Hillary Clinton, and which from Glenn Beck?

“The day after America was attacked we were not obsessed with political parties, the color of your skin, or what religion you practiced. We were united as Americans, standing together to protect the greatest nation ever created. Our goal is to bring us back to that same feeling of togetherness again.”

“We did not attack each other. We worked with each other to protect our country and to rebuild. It is time to get back to the spirit those days—the spirit of 9/12.”

same lizard, different mask