THE NAUGHTY HORSE LEARNS TO SAY NO TO DRUGS

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_13a-copy.jpg?w=500&h=377

http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020/ref=dp_return_1/002-1765731-8100866?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

Latoya AND Latawnya? could get confusing even if you're not hopped up on goofballs

that is some really fine fine good writing

why does this horse have the blackest name imaginable

dan i think you are missing the point which is that it is hilarious to slap booze and reefer out of a horse's hoof

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/black-stallion-DVDcover.jpg

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_11b.jpg?w=500&h=377

that is fucking crazy

It's hilarious until you get the shit kicked out of you by a pissed-off horse with severe withdrawal symptoms.

xp: okay maybe even after that, it is hilarious

That bird looks high, too.

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_23-copy.jpg?w=500&h=377

his own personal 9/11

it stands to reason that next daisy would start smoking drugs and drinking

unquestionably the most important book of this young millenium

what james joyce was to ireland, sylvia gibson is to horse

how the fuck do they light the cigarettes

"Latawnya, drugs are bad for you," said Mother and Father horse. "Also, you need a touch-up on your perm; you got too many peas in your kitchen, baby."

w/their hoofs duh xp

https://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=27782

^^^ is this the same sylvia gibson???

it must be

Then Daisy slapped the alcohol and drugs out of Latawnya's hoof.

i'm picturing the original version of this story looking kind of like this

https://www2.xlibris.com/books/www/excerpts%5C27782%5C27782-1.jpg

The last book I read that was this hostile to the English language was "The Isis Papers".

http://www.books-by-isbn.com/rpix/ecx-4/2VHF4TWB41L-Investigators

http://www.amazon.com/Ups-Downs-Love-Sylvia-Gibson/dp/1413404049/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_t

i just don't know if stocks is the right word there but i'm into it

not as into it as the naughty horses though.

https://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/author.asp?authorid=17811

please tell me this is not an official bio

Part 13 - Our friends complete their university educations and now set out on the research path to prepare themselves for grafting themselves onto horses. Not much TV sex in this chapter I'm afraid.
Part 14 - This chapter starts to explore the science and medicine required to research the planned transplants. Apart from a few pages of graphic sex it is really a Sci-Fi exploration of transplants.
Part 15 - Preparations to graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'palamino' pony called Juno are complete. This chapter details the expectations of our friends and finishes on the eve of the operation.
Part 16 - Veronica undergoes the surgery to attach her torso to Juno. The 'symbiotic relationship between Juno and Veronica is explored at length and the tantalizing shared sensations are described in some detail.
Beverly's first conjugation with Veronica as a centaur is delicately described.
Part 17 - Beverly and Veronica enjoy their first intimacies since Veronica's attachment to Juno the Palamino Mare.
Preparations are started for grafting Jenny to one of the ponies.
A little surprise is in store for Jenny because she thinks she is being grafted to the Appalloosa Mare called Venus.
In fact she is going to be grafted to the magnificent stallion called Jet. This is Beverly's way of giving Jenny back her much lamented penis.
Part 18 - Jenny is unknowingly grafted onto Jet the stallion.
She awakes terrified at first, thinking that her friends have played a nasty trick. Then she realises that she now enjoys a proper stallion's penis in addition to her female 'fore-parts'.
The story then begins to explore centaur sex.

i just don't know if stocks is the right word there but i'm into it

not as into it as the naughty horses though.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:30 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dude u prob read harry potter too - Spicy True Stories, Investigators Lies, Slanders And Stocks is a REAL BOOK for ADULTS with ADULT THEMES and PLOTS

This is Beverly's way of giving Jenny back her much lamented penis.

what the shit

https://www2.xlibris.com/books/www/excerpts%5C18625%5C18625-2.jpg

BABY MY HEART IS TAKING PRICELESS LOVE NOTES RIGHT NOW

"primly"?

I am hoping gracefully you will always be mines

the thing is, I know this isn't a typo

Dot held the unitard like a rolled up sack as Veronica carefully lifted one hind leg and then the other. We watched as Dot deftly slid the unitard along Veronicas flanks and stretched the second pair of legs over Vee's forelegs. She then slid the remainder of the unitard easily up to Veronica’s breasts and slid the shoulder straps over her stumps. She then returned to Veronica’s rump and fiddled with a small hole to pull Veronicas long blond tail out. With a few deft strokes of a brush from her apron pocket she had Vee's tail, mane and hair gleaming and flowing like shimmering cascades of champagne. The unitard was a rainbow of colours and perfectly complemented Veronica’s beautiful hair. Veronica looked up and down her body then swished her silky blond tail with evident satisfaction

http://www.storysite.org/a_beverlytaff01.html go to mares tales

Not only is there a horse inside the house, but a tree too! What a mystery!

And the curtains are hanging on the OUTSIDE of the windows!

i really want to read this now

It's a world gone topsy-turvy!

obviously the horse is outside and the window is reflecting

but the horse is planning its entrance

1g1h

THR HORSE IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Guys, Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs is selling on Amazon for $150.

http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245953569&sr=1-2

ohhh, i really thought the horse was inside

when the horse is inside, you'll know

o dan

horse in the hoes

Thanks for spoiling it all, Louis!

The House that Crack Built is only $6.95 though.

Whores in the House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo

boom I just saved you $150

you must mean my explanation of the reflecting windows, right, Tuomas

also shit shit shit well played dan

oh why internets, why

Thanks, Dan!

voice needs to be more gravel-throated imo

and more syrupy

don't you start punning lj

"Let's play a smoking game, and a drinking game"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't! I'm actually being sincere. Needs 80's-vintage Peter Ustinov or some other honey-throated man of advanced years to give it his best shot

either that or Ned Raggett

still funny

http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_23-copy.jpg?w=500&h=377

wtf

drugs are bad

either that or Ned Raggett

Hmmm.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/brampitoyo/sets/72157600591501224/

I think all the pages are here but they're out of order.

I think that would add to the poignancy of it.

http://pixiestixkidspix.wordpress.com/?page_id=244&preview=true

HERE WE GO, this is what I was originally looking for.

Nothing here on the level of The Recently Deflowered Girl which I really need to find again

i really want to read this now

― surm, Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:11 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark

there's more where that came from

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n49/n245314.jpg

this animal/window ghost/not a ghost archetype is bottomless pit of literary excellence.

Oh man, the Wikipedia entry for this.

including a tear-jerking scene[citation needed]

Due to its absurd writing, illustrations and comments from the author, this book sells out almost anytime a copy becomes available on Amazon.[2]

hey sarahel wb tbh

does "wb" mean welcome back or would ban?

The idea to do a book along these lines that people would clamor for because of it's batshit wtf-ness is kinda appealing.

For example, there are various contradictions with the known nature of horses that would theoretically prevent them from being able to drink/smoke, namely their lack of hands.

I just wanted to thank everyone who supported me in making this a valid Wiki entry.
Rex1932 00:46, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Ben M. Baglio backwards is VERY nearly "Oil Gabbneb."

I really enjoyed that pic of the cartoon horse ODing and I am so so so happy that I have been introduced to the world of wonder that is Sylvia Gibson's writing.
Could have done without mares tales tho.

I think this belongs in this thread:

http://www.lrgaf.org/deadly_equines.htm

My deadly horse, killing through the field
Who are you slaying, with your fetlocks flailing in the wind?

I want to put you on the wanted list, and chase you over fences
Track your movements every single day, and bring you to the horse police

My deadly horse, you're an innocent no more
Running around knocking men on their backs, like a train in the night...

LIKE A TRAIN IN THE... NIIIIIIIIIGHT

(a murderous equine shaped train)

is that a lyric from the new animal collective album?

then daisy slapped the centaur sex out of dan's internet

I just cried laughing at this

You all are missing the point. "Horse" here refers to heroin. So she's the drug she's trying to say no to all along. It's like Waiting for Godot, you see.

Nancy Reagan is dead

The author would like to thank God. "Thank you, God."