Did anyone go see DELTA FARCE?

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is there no ha? :(

I hope to God no one went to go see this piece of shit.

It's made $6M so far.

Oh, that jalapeno's going to get typecast if he keeps showing up in movies like this.

the revenge of wayne cotter and comic strip live

in other news, Shrek 3 made like $121 million bucks

my favorite part was when Larry the Cable guy said "Get 'r' DOne!!!!"

me, my fat wife, and my stupid kids who had nacho cheese smeared all over their faces all laughed a good belly laugh when he said that

I also liked the guns

support our troops btw

ISN'T 'R' DONE YET? IT'S BEEN YEARS NOW.

i dunno, but support our troops

I think of brassieres anytime I hear or see that statement.

sending them to mexico instead of iraq is a good start.

delta farts

mexico lol that's where burritos and shit are from

Get R Done

lol good job pappa wheelie.

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my rich neatfreak dentist uncle who is a member of a country club is fond of the "Git R Done" expression.

I hope that's Dawson's lineman-buddy from Varsity Blues.

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"HAULIN' ASS
GETTIN' PAID"

page two GIS for "git r done":

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DELTA FARCE NOW IN THEATERS
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May 7, 2007...

GIT-R-DONE!! Boy I gotta lot to tell ya about, but first this... I guess Rosie is leaving The View. She evidently said she wanted to spend more time at home with her refrigerator! So the search is now on to find a replacement and from what I understand, a storage shed is the front runner. I was also reading where Disneyland is allowing gay people to have weddings at the park. They have a pretty good sales pitch, "Make the log ride part of your wedding AND your honeymoon!" (Come on now, that's fricken hilarious!) Has anyone reading this ever had one of those embarrassing moments when ya run out of toilet paper and in a panic you use half a package of wonton wrappers? Nevermind. I better update...

All my appearances are listed to the left as this week I'm on the road promoting Delta Farce with DJ Qualls and Bill Engvall. Look for me on all the late night shows as well as on the Fox News Channel and ESPN. As far as the movie goes, we had the premier at Andrews Air Force Base last week and what a great time that was. We had a chance to visit the troops at Walter Reid Hospital and the Malone House and once again they were top notch to us. They gave us an awesome military helicopter tour of DC where I almost puked because I'm a pussy when it comes to hovering and swaying at 500 feet. So far the movie has gotten awesome response from the troops. However, while they laughed the whole time, I puked throughout the whole thing. Not because of the helicopter ride but because I can't believe I'm actually getting that fat! Thanks to everyone at the base for allowing me to show Delta Farce to the troops and also for the incredible support ya all gave us. The movie kicks ass and be sure to check it out in theaters starting on May 11th! For ya all PC assholes that think this movie is political, get over it! It has nothing to do with what's happening in Iraq. It's a comedy for laughter purposes only. We play three inept outashape wannabe soldiers that think their in Iraq, but are actually in Mexico! By the way we filmed on location... in Los Angeles!!! (BADABING!)

As you've probably seen by the schedule the last few months, I've been on tour since January 11th. Last night in South Dakota was (aside from one or two) my last appearance on stage till the end of September. I just wanna thank all my fans for the support you've shown me so far this year and also for the great comments you've e-mailed me on the Morning Constitutions CD. Ya all kick ass and thanks for laughs. We'll update ya on where I'm heading later this year real soon so keep this site in your favorites. Looking forward to seeing ya in a town near you!

As for what I'll be up to over the next 3 months, I'll be filming another movie in the Chicago area. This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection". I know this may frustrate some movie critics, but I'm not gonna stop till I win a Razzie.... biiaatch! But that's not all.... just when ya thought there was no more good Christmas variety shows... BAM!! I'm working on a Christmas special to air in late November or early December on VH1! I hope this show will live up to the network's low expectations!

Have a good one everyone and I'll update ya in a couple weeks! Go out and check out DELTA FARCE on May 11!!!! By the way, just when ya thought "political correctness" couldn't get any worse, they've just banned the delicious snack "cheese nips" because of racial insensitivity.

Git-R-Done!

Larry The Cable Guy

*The preceding script was for entertainment purposes only. If you're uptight, humorless, and P.C. in any way, please exit the site! Don't read this and then bitch and moan later on about it. I can't stress enough, life's too short so get over yourself. Now... me and my fans cordially invite you to pucker up and kiss our collective asses!

We play three inept outashape wannabe soldiers that think their in Iraq, but are actually in Mexico! By the way we filmed on location... in Los Angeles!!! (BADABING!)

lol completely racist

don't read it then bitch and moan about it you asshole.

support our troops. please.

Please support our troops? Please? I mean, wouldn't hurt. Just support 'em already. C'mon, you know you wanna. No reason not to, really. Just support 'em. I'd support you if you were a troop. No? You wouldn't be a troop? Whatever. Just support the god damn troops, Jesus. Don't be a fuckin asshole about it. Git-R-Done.

lol larry. rosie AND disneyland!?!!? you are too much!

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(Come on now, that's fricken hilarious!)

Those folks don't like being occupied. Heck, i wouldn't like it if i were occupied.

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This movie actually made $8 million bucks.

Oh I was so along with the Rubberhead Club until #7.

I miss starting clubs like that.

This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".
This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".
This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".
This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".
This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".
This one stars Joe Montegnia and Jenny McCarthy and is set to be called "Witless Protection".