IMDB's 10 Worst Rated Comedies

Die Hard Dracula?

Bio-Dome should be there.

it is now not possible to not want to see these

I Accidentally Domed Your Son (2004)

ok wtf is this

I haven't seen Bio-Dome, but I'm willing to believe that Surf School and The Tony Blair Witch Project are actually worse.

"yippy kay-yay van helsing!"

holy crap you guys:

Plot summary for
I Accidentally Domed Your Son (2004)
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This offbeat dark comedy take place when four friends (Bisco, J-Rob, Pedro, and Hay Love) have a backyard bar-b-q and decide to come up on some bud. Not knowing where to turn, because the streets have been dry for a few months, they end up scoring from the son of a over protective mob figure by the name of Fredrico, who vows, if anything should happen to his son, their will be hell to pay. After a tragic accident, the four friends are on the run with only one person to turn to, Krego (Kurupt), Brisco's (Ryan Combs) long time friend. Krego confirms to them, Fredrico is a very powerful man, and there is no escaping his fury. Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery, which would take them on a five hundred mile road trip. Along the way, they will have to avoid Fredrico's beautiful assassin, Venus (Jonnie Dia Renzo), and other unsavory characters, leaving them to ponder the question, was it just dumb luck, or was it the bud? Written by Ryan Combs

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252060/

Does this actually exist?

From the comments to Surf School:

This movie had the crowd in continuous laughter. My father at the age of 73 has not been to a movie since Tombstone on Christmas day back about 1994. My dad absolutely loved this movie as much as the young crowd did. It is hilariously funny,witty and is the funniest movie (along with CLICK) of the summer. If you want entertainment this is it. This movie blows away some of the big studio films such as SYRIANA,BABEL,HUDSON HAWK and JUDGE DREDD just to name a few. You have 3 very beautiful women as the 3 Swedes (including Aubree Lemon from Deal or No Deal).Taylor Negron is very funny as the Russian. Diane Delano gives her usual better than most performance. The scenery is great.

Better than both Babel and Judge Dredd?! Gimme a break!

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

Their only option is to change their appearance through underground plastic surgery

attention Wayans, this is how to do it.

Best film synopsis ever:

Told in Documentary form, the film depicts a group of five British film critics and politicians who venture off into the West Virginian wilderness in search of the "Tony Blair Witch" which may or may not be related to British Prime Minister Tony Blair.

THAT'S THE ONLY OPTION. IMAGINE HOW BAD THE OTHER OPTIONS MUST HAVE BEEN.

underground plastic surgery > crushing your testicles at home

SYRIANA,BABEL,HUDSON HAWK and JUDGE DREDD

what is the common thread that pulls all these movies together?

where is the hate for Meatballs 4?

Is it time for "John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it"?

NO

ok maybe

haha maybe

but we want 300 words on each movie, minimum

German Fried Movie is not on Netflix ;_;

I accidentally domed your son is.

Plot summary for
Identity Crisis (1989)

On the night of a big fashion show, world-famous French designer Yves Malmaison is poisoned. The same night, the very same people are trying to kill Chilly D, a member of the popular rap group The Funky Four. As Fancy dies on the street, a midget witch (whom he did a favor to by handing her a beer earlier in the night) tries to do something to save him. The next day, as the body of Yves Malmaison is buried, his soul wakes up to find himself in Chilly D's body. Both souls are trapped inside the same body, and every time they are struck or hit, their personality changes between a tough black rapper and a fruity fashion designer.
Written by Median Sedan

A gang of dope smugglers poison a famous gay French fashion designer, Yves Malmaison, and chase after struggling rapper Chilly D. After a turn of events, a midget witch's magic causes the souls of both to be stuck in Chilly D's body, switching between "butch" and "femme" personalities when struck or hit.
Written by Alan Smithee, Sr.

I want to see this!

This movie was crap as hell. Hard to think of a worst movie. Strangely paced too, like when them two guys were dressed up as old men. Boy that scene dragged. Mostly douche. Lotsa slow-paced douche cant think of one funny or poignant scene There may have been a half a one but I can't remember it. This movie was crap as hell. Hard to think of a worst movie. Strangely paced too, like when them two guys were dressed up as old men. Boy that scene dragged. Mostly douche. Lotsa slow-paced douche cant think of one funny or poignant scene There may have been a half a one but I can't remember it.This movie was crap as hell. Hard to think of a worst movie. Strangely paced too, like when them two guys were dressed up as old men. Boy that scene dragged. Mostly douche. Lotsa slow-paced douche cant think of one funny or poignant scene There may have been a half a one but I can't remember it.

Written by Alan Smithee, Sr.

Alan Smithee's Dad!

The director of 'The Tony Blair Witch Project' must be some sort of idiot savant to come up with a film title as good as Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms from Outer Space.

"I Accidentally Domed Your Son" just makes me think of unintentional blowjobs.

whoops!

IADYS has a viewable preview. And it is now in my queue.

Best line from the preview:
IDIOT A:"...Plastic surgery."
IDIOT B:"You mean like titties?"

"Mostly douche" is the new "not OTM"

Best sentence fragment ever: As Fancy dies on the street, a midget witch

I believe this will work out better if John Justen and Fluffy Bear drink it, then watch it.

Fluffy I was just about to award the the whole sentence Best Sentence Ever - I think you're missing a trick by leaving out the parentheses:

As Fancy dies on the street, a midget witch (whom he did a favor to by handing her a beer earlier in the night) tries to do something to save him.

A modern-day updating of the Dracula legend that finds Steven, a good-looking American hero devastated by the death of his girlfriend, wandering through Europe and looking for happiness. A car accident leads him to a small town sitting literally in the shadow of Dracula's castle. The frightened villagers have been preyed upon for generations. Steven is stunned to discover Carla, the innkeeper's daughter looks identical to his dead girlfriend. When she begs for his assistance against the vampire, he agrees to help them. Together with Dr. Van Helsing, the most famous vampire killer of all time, he attacks Dracula using a variety of ingenious weapons against the supernatural. Dracula shows unusual powers that defeat them at every turn, including fireballs and lightning from his fingertips. He is constantly on a search for blood to satisfy his centuries-old bickering brides. When Dracula kidnaps Carla right out of her bed, Steven and Van Helsing desperately try to kill him before it is too late.

I wouldn't commission it but you've got to admit that's pretty standard.

yeh, it's no "I Accidentally Domed Your Son"

I just found "Die Hard Dracula", "Identity Crisis" "Grad Night" on Netflix.

I think I will probably be terribly sorry about this decision.

yeah, i posted it because it seemed so obvious. like i could come up with a much much better "Die Hard Dracula" than that description.

http://www.toxicshock.tv/news/wp-content/uploads/live_free_or_die_hard.jpg

die hard dracula doesn't really even sound like a comedy.

hahahah german fried movie

Taylor Negron is very funny

I can believe this part, though.

I think I will probably be terribly sorry about this decision.

I'm not.

I would always stare at the case of Identity Crisis at the video rental store and feel very unsettled.

When are we doing this? I think I Accidentally Domed Your Son will be first.

I'm out of town this weekend, so we'll have to work around that.

Bio-Dome should be there.

-- Tuomas, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 4:04 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

crazy talk! bio-dome is awesome

big momma's house

Tonight,

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00013RBPS.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

happens.

Liveblog.

Tuxedo underwear.

Liar.

PERHAPS YOU WERE REFERRING TO THIS PART OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? (PROBABLY NSFW, DUH.)

Note to self: Peniscake.jpg = threadkiller.

maybe we just don't find your antics funny anymore

okay, i couldn't even type that with a straight face

SHINE ON U CRAZY DIAMONDS

ok, this may be over a line, but -- i had been told that black condoms were designed to with the intention of decreasing the visibility of shit on your dick after anal sex.

just fyi, guys.

That's not what it says on the Lifestyles website.

Huh, and here I was assuming they were extra fancy to distract from... uh... smaller models.

How naieve.

i was told this by a nice lesbian who worked in a sex toy shop, the kind of lady that gives instructional dildo lectures.

i took her word for it.

I was about to deliver a logistical beatdown but then I realized that you didn't mean that black condoms minimize the shit that actually gets through the condom and onto your dick.

So basically I was closest with my "pegging" crack! Wait that doesn't sound right.

wouldnt they be brown then?

not for nothing but you can still see shit stains on a black tarp

Yeah, in retrospect my theory doesn't make much sense, since the color black is well known to be very slimming. You'd definitely want an extra fancy WHITE condom for that sort of distraction.

Sex toy shop ladies know these things. In mpls, we have the Sm1tt3n K1tt3n.

Sara, maybe they are for the extra-surreptitious?

White condom = white tie. Super fancy.

You'll never see them coming?

(xpost)

Wait, just how morphologically divergent are these guys?

HIGH FIVES

I'm just really happy that I got to use the phrase "morphologically divergent" today.

wait, the high five was for the set-and-spike joke combo, not for the "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" tangent

(I'm just really happy that I got to use the sentence "which penis looks most like a crazy straw" today.)

You'll never see them coming?

http://1000aircraftphotos.com/Contributions/Visschedijk/2582L.jpg

lolz ("morphologically divergent" was my nice biology way of saying "little." FYI!)

http://soccerstuffnmore.com/uploads/images/BK-8%20%20B-6.jpg

FANCY

I'm noticing several things here, and one is that crazy straws are kind of thin.

Maybe the FANCINESS makes up for it, though.

crazy straws w/balls = vas deferens

It's clear that I desperately need to review my anatomy notes.

I'm in touch with my vas deferens.

For god's sake, FB, try to at least wait until you've left work.

figures (xpost)

guys, crazy straw != penis. not at all alike. one might even say there is a VAS DEFERENS between a crazy straw and a penis.

"Da Hip Hop Witch"

Genre: Action / Comedy / Horror

Plot: 5 white kids get lost in the hood looking for da hip hop witch, a year later their footage was found.

Starring

Eminem
Ja Rule
Pras
Vanilla Ice
Mobb Deep

etc etc

Da Hip Hop Witch is quite an achievement in modern film making. Not only was it *not* released by New Concorde, it manages to make every movie I've ever seen that much better. You know how it is. You'll find yourself watching a crappy German movie with a dog taking a crap on a boat while some orchestral score rises in the background, and you'll turn to your friend, chuckle, and say, "Hey, at least it ain't Da Hip Hop Witch!"

Bad paste from imdb. I really hope that someone else has seen this??

ok I thought you were just making shit up but how did it escape me for 7 years that Eminem and Vanilla Ice have starred in a movie together?

omg that sounds insane.

xpost to elmo - hahaha

User Rating: 1.7/10

User Comments:
It Leaps from the TV and Kills Your Soul (more)

YES!!!!!

This thread already rules and no movies have even been watched yet. HIGH HOPES GUYS.

There's a scene where Eminem(I think) rambles on for a good ten minutes about how the witch turned his dick green. It's surreal to tell you the least.

DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.

ALSO:John Justen and Fluffy Bear will watch it.

From a Norwegian page.. Some rental-outlet-shit-thingy.

"Da Hip Hop Witch is a sharp and witty parody[....]And shows some of Hip-Hop's most excellent artists[....]Lot's of "phat" rap and exhilarating scenes with streams of unforgettable one-liners.[....]It also manages to comment on more serious subjects like artistic authenticity and the right(Obviously Eminems right) to a make a unique cultural addition to something something."

They lost me at the end.

DA HIP HOP WITCH = IN MY NETFLIX CUE AS WE SPEAK.

Surely you guys will get nominated for some kind of ILX martyrdom, right?

I think we're well past that at this point.

Yeah, well, I don't think there's such a thing as ILX sainthood, dude.

cf:http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

Okay, so if there were such a thing...

This thread is AWESOME!!!

According to its trailer, "I Accidentally Domed Your Son" was "the coolest hip-hop comedy of the winter".

Such a modest boast!

What were the other hip-hop comedies of the winter of 2003-2004?