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Hours waited for cable guys: 3.5
Weeks until cable actually installed at house we're moving into while our old house is demolished an a new one built: 1
Times I spoke on the phone with insurance guy about builder's risk policy: 3
Times I spoke with builder: 3
Times I rebooted home computer because cable wasn't working: 10?
Weeks until electrical meter is physically removed from our old house: 2
Times gas guy returned to place we'll be staying for summer after filling tanks to try to light pilots: 2
Days until construction loan closing: 2
Deer ticks tweezed out of Cyrus during annual check-up: 2
Cyrus's height on CDC chart in relation to other 2-year olds: 30th percentile
Cyrus's weight: 40th percentile
Cyrus's head circumference: 98th percentile
Wood ticks yanked out of Cyrus's head tonight: 1
Times Rufus got the skin of his penis stuck in his PJ zipper: 1
Lobster rolls eaten for dinner by my great aunt and me: 2
Days since she came home from hospital after intestinal blockage/surgey: 5
Days she spent in hospital: 10?
Days since she was staples out: 1
Cupboards she asked me to reorganize so everything would fit again: 3
Cat birds eating raisins from her hands on her porch: 2
Hours spent actually working on translating: 0
Days until 16,000 word job deadline: 7
Radio-related e-mails and calls received: 6
Times R & C got sweets today: 3
Combined hours R & C spent at daycare: 14
Combined hours R&C spent napping at daycare: 5
Number of chests full of toys now at summer house: 2
Hours spent this morning disassembling crib: 1

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

Empty liquor boxes suitable for packing records gathered from local liquor store: 12

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

You gathered records from the local liquor store?

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

Records gathered from the local liquor stoe: 0
Ways my brane can think of to rephrase that sentence so it doesn't sound like that: 0

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

Typos I see in this thread: 6

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, I guess you could say "Empty liquor boxes gathered from liquor store for purpose of packaging records"

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

God I love dangling participles.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure if this is funnier if Cyrus and Rufus are your dogs or your kids

Dan I., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

Number of frying pans with sauteed beef and potatoes in them I left on the top of my car as I drove away from my great aunt's tonight: 1

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

Other items I've left on the top of the car while driving lately: in-laws' car keys, coffee cup, wallet, Sunday NY Times

Maria :D, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:43 (nineteen years ago)


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