fasting contest

i bet I can fast faster than you! I'll be done in like 1 minute.

If "vodka or something" includes coffee, I might try it for a day or two. I'm in the second day of a "diet" (if having a lobster roll for dinner can be considered such a thing).

coffee's okay

don't eat the toothpaste!

guys don't do this

The parody thread for this one is too easy.

leaves. crumple and burn and i die

Speaking of crumbling, I'm making popcorn with butter right now.

Years ago, I was considering training for a marathon. My friend was concerned about the adverse effects of such long-distance running and said, "If you're doing it to be able to tell people you ran a marathon, just tell them you did but don't really do it. I'll keep your secret." So forget what I said about popcorn (and I'm in). My web presence is so not eating for days and days.

The parody thread for this one is too easy.

feasting contest

I think I won this about six years ago.

i bet I can fast faster than you! I'll be done in like 1 minute.

roffle. The last time I didn't eat for a long period was like a week or two ago. It took me a day or three to get back to normal mode.

To be honest, it was the stomach flu. I don't think I had much choice. 24 hrs without eating. A record.

I will occasionally (like, every two or three months) have a day of fasting, in which I just drink water followed by a day of only eating fruit. But I eat and drink like a pig the rest of the time.

guys i'm hungry k