Jesus Christ Supershark

No cruising for them.

http://i10.tinypic.com/67d6blv.gif

Fucking singray killed the jesushark!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/6681793.stm

At the time, some theorised that a male tiger shark kept at the zoo could have been the father - but the institution's three bonnethead females had none of the bite marks that are usually inflicted on their gender during shark sex.

Urrrgh, shark sex sounds almost as painful as kitty cat sex.

http://filebox.vt.edu/j/janeel/pope_shark_jump.jpg

I saw this nature show once where sharks were trying to have sex with a girl shark, and she was obviously terrified. So she was fleeing in front of them and finally managed to bury herself under the sand. BUT they had the ability to sense the electrical impulses in her brain, so they unearthed her. Then they held onto her with their teeth and took turns raping her. IT WAS TERRIFYING.

Edna James Sharkington

lol @ simpsons pic. ned have you been voicing the newscaster all these years?

(that was a silent "I, for one, welcome our new shark overlordettes" btw)

"It just goes to show, life will find a way," he said, adding that during his research in Belfast he bet several other scientists the answer to the Omaha shark mystery would turn out to be something other than parthenogenesis. "I lost so many pints of Guinness over that one," he said.

Because the other researchers were Irish! So they drink loads of Guinness! Brilliant.

It's the end times!

http://i11.tinypic.com/5xfj8mg.jpg

(sexually harassed cat grows wings)

Male sharks do have an image problem.