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The original thread.

Original photo’s first appearance.

A guide to the rest of the contents:

1. BOXCAR, what you say when you are old and senile.

2. ORLY? Owl

3. Former U.S. Senator Rick Santorum and Family during his concession speech after losing his seat in the Senate.

4. Jake Gyllenhaal, drunk at an awards show .

5. Thought bubble of a dog kissing a child, referencing Sen. Santorum’s comparison of homosexuality to bestiality.

6. Momus, AKA Nick Currie. Musician, Writer, former ILXor.

7. Get a Brain Morans Guy, Internet Personality, Bad Speller.

8. ILX Sandbox, temporary home for ILX, parallel ILX universe, ILX 2 testing ground (used to feature a pink bar at the top of every page in order to distinguish itself from ILX) .

9. Cats, without which there would be less lolling on the internet .

10. Hulk Hogan, Greatest Pro Wrestler of All Time.

11. Reche Caldwell, butterfingered and constantly terrified receiver for the New England Patriots.

12. "Wayne" Loftus, Three Beer Queer, Hooters King of Prussia patron, centerpiece of classic ILX thread.

13. The Flying Dawkins, an amazing tackle move perfected by Philadelphia Eagles player Brian Dawkins (this move has also given a name to the pub DC ILX is starting in the distant future).

14. The Lizard King, member of scandalized Minister Ted Haggard’s church congregation, first addition to SANTORUM.JPG.

15. ILXor Wrinklepaws.

16. ;_; crying/sad emoticon.

17. Sen Santorum’s wife in a burka, from a previous generation of SANTORUM.JPG.

18. Rev. Ted Haggard, Meth User, Male Escort Patron.

19. Moshzilla, Internet Personality.

20. Adam Schefter, sports writer and television analyst, TIME magazine’s Man of the Year, Avid Blogger.

21. Chucky, photoshopped over the doll that Santorum’s daughter’s was holding in original photo for loling.

22. Marissa Marchant, musician and former ILXor.

23. Evil Bert, photoshop prank that went horribly right.

24. Tony Romo, emo quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.

25. Ornaldo Bloomps, running for office of Presidetn.

26. Snorg Girl, crazy t-shirt model.

27. Crying eagle, weeps for those we have lost.

28. Cuttyhorse, photoshopped image of ILX poster, cutty.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
28. Cuttyhorse12
25. Ornaldo Bloomps 10
12. "Wayne" Loftus 9
22. Marissa Marchant 7
15. Wrinklepaws 7
9. Cats 6
27. Crying eagle 5
26. Snorg Girl 4
3. Rick Santorum and Family 4
13. The Flying Dawkins 4
14. The Lizard King 4
16. ;_; 3
20. Adam Schefter 3
1. BOXCAR 2
18. Rev. Ted Haggard 2
23. Evil Bert 1
19. Moshzilla 1
21. Chucky 1
6. Momus 1
4. Drunk Jake Gyllenhaal 1
7. Get a Brain Morans 1
11. Reche Caldwell 1
10. Hulk Hogan 1
8. Sandbox 1
2. ORLY? Owl 0
24. Tony Romo 0
5. Thought bubble of a dog kissing a child 0
17. Sen Santorum’s wife in a burka 0


g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

this is hard.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

and incredible.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(big thank u's to Ally, meme expert and jhoshea, keeper of the flame).

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I voted Rev. Ted Haggard, after lengthy deliberation.

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

If you had stayed off ILX a bit longer, you could have had a chance at being in there yourself, LJ.

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Truly a remarkable work of ILX scholarship.

I voted for the lizard king.

31g, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

wheres jay the blanch blanchard

chaki, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

This JPG...it's like the happy ending at the end of a long, bizarre film, where everybody gets together for the final celebration in a massive conference hall and does their thing. Like Star Wars, maybe. Or Rushmore. It's the best thing ever to come out of ILX.

I'm not actually worthy of this JPG, Grady.

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v205/Inyo/santorum.jpg
a fine early variation

stevie, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

this is downright scholarly

I DIED, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

i voted for the hulkster, such a nice addition at the time.

tremendoid, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm having Sgt Pepper's flashbacks.

HI DERE, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

I think any further additions should be subject to the public vote. Kudos guy is a candidate, Tuomas Sundae another, and the head-in-hands ILX people a third.

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

WAU

waht r we voting 4?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, yes, no

xpost

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, and it was arguably even better with the 'i'm in ur hotel, concedin' ur election' caption. My one quibble...

Kudos Guy HAS to find a way in here.

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

his name is Tynan dude

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

His name is Tynan DeLong, u fong.

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ha grady i forgot you were the one who started it all - good show!

i voted schefter.

jhøshea, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Also, nu-code is squishing the images, to see them in thier full glory, click these:

SANTORUM.JPG

KEY

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost:

i knew u would.

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Bloomps. I have a traditionalist agenda to push.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link

thank u again for bringing up SANTORUM.JPG to be the fully blossomed woman it is today.

xp

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link

oh dear, this is difficult. really tempted to go for wayne so not gonna happen loftus, but we shall see...

tehresa, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly waht am I voting for?

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

MARISSA

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

jimmy are you asking for suggestions?

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link

no i mean why the poll? don't make me chose which child lives... or dies

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

polls like this are crucial to understanding the colective ILX psyche.

g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

then i have made my choice u_u

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

holy shit

cutty, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Legends one and all. But our future presidetn it is.

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Gah, I can only cut it down to a choice of about 8. It's just too beautiful.

emil.y, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

echo cutty

TOMBOT, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

snorg girl is a great innovation

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link

this .jpg is how america stays on top

TOMBOT, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

lizard king, my proudest moment etc

lfam, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i voted for wrinklepaws

deej, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I might have to vote for Wrinklepaws too

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Hulk Hogan gets my vote

Jena, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

i have to be true to the dawkins

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

u_u

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

There is still psace for another meme in moshzilla's crotch

Ed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

torn between cuttyhorse and ol wrink p

and what, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link

huggles

Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

cuttyhorse is my favourite recent addition to santorum, and it's also the best photoshop job in ILX history.

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

srsly fuck cutty
but yeah, that was an amazing cut 'n paste. who did it?

Wrinklepaws, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:16 (sixteen years ago) link

bundgee

Just got offed, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

really? i dont see any bloody cats under jerry orbach

and what, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link

wow.

maura, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

A Wikipedia search?

jaymc, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

google

jhøshea, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

this is what is known in the vernacular as "awesome"

HI DERE, Friday, 27 July 2007 02:55 (sixteen years ago) link

SANTORUM.JPG safe free anonymous legal easy SANTORUM.JPG
SANTORUM.JPG safe free anonymous legal easy SANTORUM.JPG
SANTORUM.JPG safe free anonymous legal easy SANTORUM.JPG
SANTORUM.JPG safe free anonymous legal easy SANTORUM.JPG

gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link

eh yeah, I meant Google. Yeah yeah SANTORUM.JPG

OK, now to get the picture to come up on a picture search.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah problem is its currently named adam_schefter9d.jpg - i should change that and tag it or some shit

jhøshea, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

ok here santorum.jpg

for those unfamiliar w/the conventions of google bombing - now just mention santorum.jpg a bunch all over the internet like in blog comments and message bords and wherever w/the above link. try to avoid repeating the same phrasing in differnt places.

jhøshea, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:43 (sixteen years ago) link

the one at the top of the thread is actually labelled santorum1.jpg and the key is labeled santorum.jpg.

gr8080, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

hot white chicks santorum.jpg sorority whores wet t-shirt gone wild
hot white chicks santorum.jpg sorority whores wet t-shirt gone wild

hot white chicks santorum.jpg sorority whores wet t-shirt gone wild

hot white chicks santorum.jpg sorority whores wet t-shirt gone wild

hot white chicks santorum.jpg sorority whores wet t-shirt gone wild

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Good news everyone. A version of santorum.jpg shows up on Google if you image search for Santorum concession .

The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 29 July 2007 11:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/santorum.jpg

gr8080, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link

luv u wayne.

gr8080, Sunday, 29 July 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

I have just discovered that all the pictures seem to be back on the internet. This has made me so happy.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 30 May 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

never change

pies. (gbx), Friday, 13 August 2010 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

guyz i miss hoos.

a repulsive person and/or a repulsive sphincter (the table is the table), Saturday, 14 August 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah :-/

the gods must be farting (gbx), Saturday, 14 August 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link

lol since when was there a blink tag on "you never her"

i can feel it coming in the air tonight, so frickin' bad (goole), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

what happened to tynan?

homosexual II, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

he has a good name for a future car dealership

homosexual II, Thursday, 26 August 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

why no revival of this thread? I enjoyed seeing how the little santorums have grown.

The New Dirty Vicar, Friday, 13 April 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

it's 2012, bruh. we don't care about memes anymore.

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 13 April 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

the expression that older santorumn daughter makes in every photo these days cracks me up

http://i42.tinypic.com/2h890kn.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vZPyQ.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

its like she just realized how awesome the whole scenario is and is taking deep satisfaction in it, like hmmm wait yes as a matter of fact YES

lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Fg7Tn.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

still 12th GIS result for santorum.jpg lol

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

fila vers had a couple more things

http://i.imgur.com/4sktr.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

now #5!

way to go we'll reclaim the top spot yet

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 13 April 2012 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

Another santorum.jpg, a photomosaic comprised entirely of tiny gay porn stills.

Sanpaku, Friday, 13 April 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

bump

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

21. Chucky, photoshopped over the doll that Santorum’s daughter’s was holding in original photo for loling.

Suppressing tears of hysteria, I had to get up and head to the rest room so a co-worker wouldn't ask what's up.

So glad to have this back.

Competent Cracker Barrel Manager (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

needs to be updated for our modern times imo

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 28 May 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C933fxVVYAAx_o5.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

Dying..

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

Wish we could incorporate this somehow: http://juanitajean.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Granny-Sessions.jpg

I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

Anton Chigurh doesn't belong in that crowd. The character's smarter and has stronger principles than any of the others.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Friday, 21 April 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

just picked up my custom art painting... got all the faves. scar face. tony saprano. jack sparrow. kramer. nicole kidman pic.twitter.com/cyLq2vsJux

— ringworm (@prawn_meat) July 1, 2017

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 1 July 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

Who's the guy in the white shirt that The Beatles are chasing?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 1 July 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

james dean

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 1 July 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link

Refresh my memory: what was Nicole Kidman in that would fit in with all those crime guys?

how's life, Saturday, 1 July 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

Why would Jimmy be sitting at the table, but not Paulie?

(For a moment, I thought Don Corleone was beside himself.)

pplains, Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

Paintings of famous people together that you would never have expected to be together but make you completely pissed off all the same.

http://i.imgur.com/CzMwngz.png

pplains, Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

Also, crossposting this to That awful poster with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc for posterity.

pplains, Saturday, 1 July 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

three years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/4sktr.jpg

A question for, err, archeological purposes: is this the most recent incarnation of santorum.jpg?

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 26 November 2020 09:10 (three years ago) link

I've forgotten who so many of these people are

Change Display Name: (stevie), Thursday, 26 November 2020 10:01 (three years ago) link

iirc someone made a version that was just all the outlines, with numbers and a legend breaking it down to an extent

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 November 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah that's the start of this thread!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

I think of "Ornaldo Bloomps" nearly every day.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 26 November 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

oops lol yeah, there it is

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 26 November 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link


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