I ain't no Houellebecq, girl.
― s.clover, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)
French pronunciation is obviously not your strong point
― theslothproject, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)
HEY! HEY GUYS, so, so Beck was sick in bed and wanted something jaded with lots of sex in it to read and his friend said:
"Just get Houellebecq."
― marmotwolof, Sunday, 27 May 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)
what? i'd fuck her, i guess
― andi, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)
c'mon, dumas want to get in to the spirit of things! what, you think this thread is a zola act?
― s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
I was sarte of hoping that this would take off more.
― s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)
If she doesn't make you rand-y, you're gaiman
― Øystein, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)
I want to dip my Balzac in it.
― marmotwolof, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
i don't under stendhal the fuss. hugo your way, i'll go mine.
― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)
(know what i mean, verne?)
― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)
"You not Hemingway I told you, you incompetent seamstress!"
― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)
Barman: Would you like a glass with your beer?
Customer #1: Hmmm, I don't know, just put the Baudelaire, while I De Sade...
Customer #2: Did you see the Stallone film last night?
Customer #1: Rocky?
Customer #2: No, "Rimbaud: First Blood"
Customer #1: Oh, barman, I've changed my mind about the beer, I'll have schnaps instead...
Customer #2: Proust!
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)
Customer #1: Why was that guy looking at your gas meter?
Customer #2: Jacques Derrida
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)
Customer #1: Fancy a flutter?
Customer #2: Yeah, why not... (to man at bar) Here mate, can I have a quick shufty at the Racine section of your paper?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)
Barman (answering phone): Yeah... that's it... who you looking for? Paul? I'll check in the bar... (to Customer #1) 'Ere mate is there a Apollinaire?
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)
Customer #1 (to Customer #2 returning from the bookies): Win anything? Customer #2: Foucault! Here, how many pints have you had? Customer #1: Nin.
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)
Customer #2: You never have! You'd be under the table if you'd drunk that much! Customer #1: Bataille'm telling you, it's true!
― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
Hey hey guys, did you hear George Bush is going to be spinning at the next Bangface?
Yeah, he's a Warp Resident.
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)
Why does Gwen Stefani say "This Shit Is Hen Fap" in Hollaback Girl?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/129/webpix//slide_129_0.jpeg
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 February 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
What do you call a jewish girl with a big butt?
― antexit, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
I used to be a structuralist, but now I'm not Saussure! BA-DOOM.
I don't get this one. :(
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)
just the reader?
― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
I'm pretty pissed off that I wasn't the first person to come up with the shitty joke in the first post
maybe jack's the reader
thats the reader!!
― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1561236/2/istockphoto_1561236_suicide.jpg
idgi
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:02 (eight years ago)