It's safe to come out here again HSTNGS THRD x=ax+b mod p

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg_4.jpg

To that I can only say:

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/02/02/asset85_widdicombe.jpg

I'm going to miss the olde thread.

Artist: Expose
Song: Seasons Change
Album: Greatest Hits
[" Greatest Hits " CD]

Some dreams
Are in the night time
And some seem like yesterday
But leaves turn brown and fade
Ships sail away
You long to say a thousand words but
Seasons change

It feels
Like it's forever
No reason for emptiness
But time just runs away [time runs away]
No more day by day
You dream again and scenes remain
But seasons change

[I want you]
I want to feel you by my side
[I need you]
Don't you know I need you baby

[Seasons change]
Feelings change
It's been so long since I found you
Yet it seems like yesterday
[Seasons change]
People change
I'll sacrifice tomorrow
Just to have you here today

Forever
Seems so far away
There's time for love and for play
You dream about today [about today]
Feelings slips away
The winds that blow they go away
and seasons change

[I want you]
Don't hide your feelings from inside
[I need you]
I got to have your love now baby

[Seasons change]
[Feelings change]
It's been so long since I found you
Yet it seems like yesterday
[Seasons change]
People change

[I want you]
I want to feel you by my side
[I need you]
I got to have your love now baby

[Seasons change]
Feelings change
It's been so long since I found you
Yet it seems like yesterday
[Seasons change]
People change
I'll sacrifice tomorrow
Just to have you here today
Just to have you here today

Ahh
[Seasons change]
[Feelings change]
It's been so long since I found you
Yet it seems like yesterday
[Seasons change]
Seasons change
[People change]
People change

[Seasons change]
Seasons change
[Feelings change]
Feelings change
[Seasons change]
Change of season
[Season's change]
People change
Ahhhh
[Seasons change]
[Feelings change]
Oooooo

Show me the way to the next sushi whiskey bar. Don't ask why...

This thread will have the advantage that I haven't caused it to get all italics-y.

yet.

Thanks for the tasty lunch, Sara.

http://www.fao.org/docrep/T0690E/t0690e14.gif

TEH MIRACEL OF HSTNGS THREDBIRTH!

It lives.

Worst xpost ever. NOT A TASTY LUNCH.

Thank god. I thought you were going to tell me that's where sushi comes from.

Just when you thought the britney birth picture was played out, you find this:

http://www.dudehisattva.com/britney.jpg

I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER, JOHN.

JEEZ.

(XPOST!)

FB - you're welcome re: lunch! Hope you got enough to eat. I can't gauge what normal men eat vs. A-the-marathon-running eating machine.

Also, FB, I hope that you can keep your lunch down after John's lovely image posting.

That is where sushi comes from. xpost

(uggggg - my xpost was referring to the italics thing, seriously)

PAT ROBERTSON WANTS HIS SUSHI.

He uses it in his faith healing rituals.

Pat Robertson's: cooz sorcerer.

Anyway, John just wanted some veal.

Wow that apostrophe is confusing me, to start with.

Happy happy joy joy. You know how you guys met my sister? In April she became WIFEZILLA.

I think I just pwned Our Lord on the GODthread.

Yay, SUZY! Congrats to your sister. It's fun to have a BIL. Sometimes.

I will have to catch up on the GODthread; I've been out all morning.

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/your-sushis-let-me-see-them.jpg

MOST USEFUL THING ON THE INTERNET EVER

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/jesus-for-sunbeam-do-not-want.jpg

That site would be better if it would write my papers for me. But just barely.

I like your enigmatic blank posts, John.

Okay, that's weird - suddenly they are SO NOT BLANK.

(FB, did you mess with my eyes this afternoon?)

You have to be patient and wait for the image to load.

Guys, meetings that last for 7 hours where you are thrown at the last minute into the role of logistics coordinator suck really, really hard.

DUDE I HATE THAT SHIT.

Wait, what?

Patient = Not Me.

But also, I've never seen it not give ANY indication whatsoever that there was anything there and then suddenly... IMAGE! It seems really strange.

7 hour meetings sound unacceptable. I hope there were snacks available.

Wait, logistics coordinator?!

He can coordinate logically now.

Wow, I think I know a lot of people who could use those skillz.

Basically at the last minute I had to:

- organize the room, including laying out the take-home materials and setting up the laptop/projector
- set up the dial-in number
- arrange the food
- cue the breaks
- cue the presenters

... all of this while being one of the preenters myself.

It is a sad testimony that the grody birth pictures are brightening my day.

Well THAT sucks. Did the person who was supposed to do all that get sucked into another dimension or what?

The grody birth pictures are brightening my day at this point, too. I've had some super frustrating conversations with community colleges. Which wouldn't be a problem if the college I was going to OFFERED all the classes they required... grrrr.

Dan, you should have brought in your LEGOS and been like, "how's this for logistics, bitches, now build me some robots."

Essentially yes, the guy who was supposed to take care of all of this has been sucked into another dimension. I also learned that his contract is ending but I don't know if he knows that yet. THRILLING!

On the plus side, people seemed to find the training session useful. On the minus side, we have another one tomorrow. Ugh.

(xpost: SHIT DUDE WHY DON'T YOU LIVE HERE SO YOU CAN GIVE ME THESE IDEAS EARLIER)

Can I borrow that idea, too, FB? I think there are some LEGOS at my house that I could use.

I will help with your cheer:

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/number-1-i-can-has-ambulance.jpg

Tomorrow: Michel Gondry style video. That oughta keep 'em busy.

ok awesome (that is to both John and FB)

Okay, someone explain why FB was wearing a hat with what looks like little red flowers on it!

It was his sweet 16.

Awwww... sweet!

Wait, that's not an Easter bonnet?

Next year FB can borrow one of J's cast off dresses... although there might be a size issue there.

http://www.records.nsw.gov.au/public/gallery/lebanese/images/debutantes.gif

Back row, third from right.

Temporary HSTNGS THRD to be used until Ned gets his rampaging libido in check.

Tsk.

I just managed to remove myself as an officer while attempting to edit my title. Would you please reinstate me as "BIG BABY JESUS, aka the puppetdriver"?

Thank you, Key Puppet Grip.

Working on it. In the meantime, please enjoy this example of why I will no join "second life":
http://www.jasonpettus.com/archives/img/slmillerfairy.jpg

'Not' or 'now'? Either could apply, knowing you.

queen-anne's-lace codpiece -- oh jesus, that's pre-emptive natural birth control right there

John, that is a strange costume, even for you.

I'M GOING BACK TO MY PUPPET KINGDOM WHERE PEOPLE ARE NICE TO ME.

Somebody call John's sponsor. He's back on the hooch.

Sorry, I meant to say, "um, the green will bring out the color of your eyes" or something, but it just didn't work.

xpost

"back" on the hooch.

Yer reinstated and properly named now FB.

YAY

I will sleep better tonight knowing that that has been corrected.

WHO WANT ADMIN?

keep in mind I don't actually know what admin does, but it does make you feel manly and invigorated to have it, apparently.

Invigorated sounds good, but I don't think I want to feel manly myself. I'm conflicted.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2006/09/dextermanleyposter.jpg

GO AHEAD IMAGINE THAT YOU HAVE A CHOICE IN THE MATTER

I'M CLINGING TO MY DELUSIONS HERE

Also, really, I don't even know that guy!

quit feeling him then.

I mean the least you could do is introduce youreslf, or buy him a drink first.

Thanks, John. As you know, your advice in this area is always appreciated.

I WANT ADMIN

DONE

Admin would be a special treet. Me too, please.

which is different than a treat

if you don't understand the difference

http://www.itsalreadysigned4u.com/shop/media/images/product_category/ape-manley-j.jpg

Use your powers for good.

THEEF

(which is different from a THIEF)

HSTNGS MEN UNAFRAID TO FEEL MANLY

Sara, no one wants to indulge your slash fantasies (except maybe FB).

Fortunately, I am not manly.

I always did enjoy a good horror story.

Wow, I have offended you all into silence.

I think we're all scarred by the Oreo pizza.

Did FB invent the Oreo pizza back in his pizza ranch days, or was it on a more recent date when he was "feeling manly"?

I keep looking at the Orea pizza and then backing away.

FASCINATION OF THE ABOMINATION

Perhaps FB was collaborating with the P4t3n0d3 clan.

If there was ever a time to supergoogleproof, that was it. Because I think that they have computers in jail now.

Teaching criminals to become computer masterminds!!!

Now they'll break out and come after you, John. Don't worry, though; we've got your back.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774718

WAU

I'm impressed and horrified.

"I'm starting to feel a little bad..." Really dude?

UM

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=18076564

So, OBL is Jamaican, then. Who knew.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE FB

Dear HSTNGS THRD,

Hello, how have you been?

Did you know that this particular HSTNGS THRD dates all the way back to May? It's true! Trust me, I'm a scrivener; I know these things.

I am bored now.

Bye,
Sara

A new HSTNGS THRD looms on the horizon. unless ghost rider is ded ;_;

You didn't really kill ghost rider, I'm sure.

Put him in a coma, maybe, but you didn't kill him.

GR life affirmed, chapter closed, move to greener pastures completed. go dere not here.

GLAD GR ALIVE STOP TRADITIONAL TO LEAVE A FORWARDING ADDRESS STOP

STOP STOP STOP

I KIND OF MISS TELEGRAMS STOP

Nipsies for the prom queens, malternative lifestyles for the menfolk, BEERGARITAS FOR ALL! HSTNGS THRD AGANE STOP