The strange poignancy of weak official celebrity websites

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she's STILL house hunting??

http://www.bernieclifton.co.uk/

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Keith Harris...
The England Band ...
Backstage with....
I meet Derren Brown

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http://www.davidfans.co.uk/

america's favorite "funny" weatherman & today show sidekick

http://www.alroker.com/main.cfm

apparently he realizes he's a human cartoon and is "going with that"

Bernie C on Derren B:

He said, ''I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you''. I made my excuses and left.

And by the way he's such a nice man.

Haha, lovebug, I used to share the same internet provider with Al R., whose image was proudly presented on the provider's homepage, until an unexpected outage briefly deprived the public of access to his cartoon genius, at which point he disappeared.

I've never heard of any of these people.

I've never heard of Jaana Pelkonen, what's your point?

Don't be fooled by the flashy intro:
http://www.johnnyrivers.com

is it meant to be weakness of celebrity or weakness of website or both?

http://www.tommyjames.com/

http://www.bernieclifton.co.uk/photos/keithbernie_1.jpg

is it meant to be weakness of celebrity or weakness of website or both?
Actually, that's a good point. I think Alba is aiming for both, so oldies acts with tacky websites don't quite fit the bill.

I can't believe America never got Bernie Clifton.

xxp
fuck you.

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Americans had never heard of an ostrich, so his act tanked.

We have heard of Rolf Harris, but his website is great!

http://www.maxboyce.co.uk/

http://www.maxboyce.co.uk/images/photos.gif

Still there was that edition of the Ed Sullivan Show where he introduced an English comedy act called Morrow, Camby and Wise and looked around wondering where the third guy had gone.

His popularity with American audiences has kept him busy for many years
on the Q.E.2 and many other cruise ships and his fascination with visual comedy
coupled with a magnificent singing voice ensures success wherever he travels.

omg that Bernie Clifton site!

The question is about the websites being weak, but I suppose it's usually weak celebrities who have them.

There's a different breed of preposterous celebrity websites, like Melanie Griffith's Avalon.

And then there are the surprisingly net-active celebrities, like Ingrid Pitt, though I see her Ingrid Says... column hasn't been updated since her condemnation the Saddam Hussein execution.

But this is all another story.

Norman Greenbaum's site:

http://spiritinthesky.com/

Just the domain name says a lot.

I'm desperate to buy some Bernie Clifton merchandise but the page won't open for me. He is tormenting me by witholding his goodies.

Haha.

Alba, I think you messed up the linkage on the Ingrid Pitt site.

The question is about the websites being weak, but I suppose it's usually weak celebrities who have them.

you get the website you deserve! that could be my new freelancing slogan

http://spiritinthesky.com/images/games-2.gif http://spiritinthesky.com/games/nbanner4.gif

I know!

best celebrity website EVER

http://melaniegriffith.com/

The game does not seem to actually work, but it has a great midi version of you know what.

although it's no longer called "avalon" i see :(

xp

Britney's front page wrt new album title is kinda weak yet totally awesome

Katherine Heigl's website is kinda wack - not especially hilarious, just sort of "cutting-edge-circa-1998"

http://www.pauldaniels.co.uk

s1ocki, M.Griffith's is still called Avalon, if you click through.

Sorry, re: Ingrid Pitt. It's here.

still pondering how alba came to be googling dani behr.

Norman really yuks it up on his fan mail page. I love it:

http://spiritinthesky.com/drool.html

I think I thought: "I wonder what happened to Dani Behr" and there she was.

i used to fancy her

never De Cadenet tho. nor Huffty.

<a href="http://www.howardjones.com/";>howardjones.com</a> moves with the times.

"15 May 2007

Hello everyone.

As you know, podcasting is becoming one of the more popular way for artists to interact with their supporters, and Howard Jones is no exception.

We have today released the first Howard Jones Podcast, and it is available for you to hear even if you don’t have an iPod!"

our modern -- scare quotes -- tv crumpet is sort of posher. miquita. alexa chung.

I don't think they are sort of posher. Well, than huffty, yes.

there was always something front magazine about behr.

avant la lettre

Hm, the real Ingrid Pitt site is blocked at work.

jesus christ @ that melanie griffith site.

haha yeah Pash! That site is infamous. Deservedly. The design of it hasn't changed in years, I don't think.

Holy moly, is this the same Melanie Griffiths who was so rowr in 'Something Wild'?

She's 50 yrs old! That doesn't seem right.

http://www.patsajak.com/

his "Sajak Says..." section features plenty of delicious right-wing rants

http://www.valdoonican.co.uk

The BLINK tag!

The big question that remains unanswered is: why has none of this resurfaced on UK Gold?

The ghosts of Val Guest, Val Parnell and Valentine Dyall to thread apropos misogynist comment about Val being a girl's name.

Val Kilmer!

srsly, great thread

it's important for the future of the human race that we kill pat sajak

ha i never noticed this thread

EWWWWW redefined:

http://www.freddiestarr.moonfruit.com/

PAT SAJAK IS 60 ??????????

http://www.ronniewood.org/

Oh no - danibehr.com now = This site does not exist within the LDAP database.

(xpost) there isn't even a Flash version - after the made-in-five-minutes-in-Dreamweaver intro it just goes to the HTML site!

http://www.daphnefowler.com/

http://www.demooi.co.uk/

The Freddie Starr site has gone. Bastards.

Jean of Edinburgh asks...

I do like your blouses – where do you get them from?

Daphne replies...
Most of my blouses come either from Eastex or Marks and Spencer. I do buy a few tops, mainly cardigans from catalogues although quite often I’m disappointed when the colour turns out to be nothing like the photograph. Anyone else have the same problem? I am also very lucky in that I have a friend, Val Davis, who makes me up sets of necklaces and earrings to match my outfits.

http://www.daphnefowler.com/images/RW_004.jpg

http://www.daphnefowler.com/images/BE_010.jpg

The Official Gary Busey Website declares that Busey Is Back!!!

I'm really enjoying the comic sans and frequent use of a small "coyote paw" gif image through Peter Coyote's personal extremely web 1.0 website (which was updated at least as recently as 2021)

http://www.petercoyote.com/index.html

love the "Coyote in Print" section!

Nob Hill Gazette, November 2006 - Not Running with the Pack

Village Voice, June 10, 2005 - Peter Coyote Talks About His Attraction to Lupine Characters

Entertainment Weekly article called "Wildly Coyote." May 27, 1994.

MovieMaker magazine - interview in the April 1994 issue called "Peter and the Wolves."

Missing the visitor counter

His filmography is interesting and makes you realize just how many films are made that no one will ever see