Is Charles Barkley our greatest living celebrity

His commentary on TNT is reliably real talk. And dude played power forward at like 6'5", that's just bananas to me.

midget out a window gets some begruding love from me

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/Tv_sesame_street_japan_barkley_and_.jpg
Especially cool was the episode where he and Big Bird were running guns for the Yakuza.

Bien venitos a los estados unidos.

Oh wait, my bad, thats when they smuggle Cuban immigrants over the border. Running guns for the Yakuza is "I can't believe we shot that guy!" "Forget about him, he's dead!!"

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Reverend Dollars (1:49:56 AM): I heavily associate the word "knucklehead" with charles barkley lololol
roxymuzak (1:50:26 AM): hahaha
Reverend Dollars (1:50:27 AM): not to say he's a knucklehead, but him calling other people knuckleheadz haha
roxymuzak (1:50:28 AM): understandable
Reverend Dollars (1:50:33 AM): especially mike tyson
Reverend Dollars (1:51:05 AM): "what tribe is that? tribe of the knuckleheads?" top 5 zings dead or alive

I strongly agree with the conceit of this thread btw

his $5 taco bell box rap is like wesley willis

The five bucks box, it rocks, it rocks
It rocks for a meal, lots and lots
It rocks for a jock
It rocks for a fox
It rocks blocking shots on guys with dreadlocks
What comes in this box. This box that rocks.
A cheesy gordida, crunch so much.
Here we are sweet burritos supreme.
A crunchy taco and a cinnamon twist.
Both on a list, and wait let me think. A ice cold drink.
That is lots and lots, in just one box.
And its only five bucks.
And that’s why it rocks.

Rock over London, rock on Chicago

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=6563128

Love this guy.

yeah chuck has been killing it on this issue for years

http://barkleyquotes.com/

Barkley is friggin awesome. Especially his golf swing.

On his experience playing on the U.S. Olympic Dream Team:

It was an honor to represent your country in one of the greatest times of your life.

To Clippers fan Billy Crystal:

How did you not become a Laker fan like all the other phony celebrities?

His quotes about Sam Cassell being ugly are as good as the golf swing.

Charles Barkley says NBA/NFL players should jump the line and get vaccine shots because they pay more taxes than normal people pic.twitter.com/ce5y1WTTOk

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) January 15, 2021

the fuck