He used to go out with Jade Goody, didn't he? Or something.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think he even knows himself...meanwhile, that mid 70's Tina Turner hair is distracting
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Bloke who made Jade Goody a mother.xpost
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
poor guy.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
apply for X Factor 2009 so that Cowell can own your arse worldwide and throughout the solar system!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty great that it took about ten rejects before anyone noticed they were a bar ahead. And even then I think they just got lucky. Without that it would've just been tiresome, but that was incompetence at its finest.
Alexandra wins by five million votes, obv., although JLS seemed better to me tonight than they have before. Eoghan to wonder why he got fewer votes than there are people in his family, surely.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, but you see, now that everyone in Northern Ireland hasn't got Christine Bleakley to vote for, they all get to vote for Eoghan instead.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, Saturday night TV is rubbish in the UK - best thing seems to be a newly colourised episode of Dad's Army
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
that is why i am watching breakdancing videos on youtube
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
It's lucky that Girls Aloud aren't contestants on X Factor, because they would have been voted off weeks ago.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
ALAN HANSEN WANTS YOU TO EAT PRAWNS
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
You can tell it's near Christmas because there's a new Lee Evans DVD out.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
...and a SASH! album that sounds the same as all his other albums
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
why does everything these days have to be advertised with SO! MUCH! HYPE!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you complaining that the Clubland advert was a bit loud?
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.adliterate.com/archives/VW_ThinkSmall.jpg
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm complaining that everything these days is advertised as being like the second coming.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Does Beyonce have a portable wind machine that she takes around everywhere with her? I don't think I've ever seen her perform without looking like she's in a wind tunnel.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
She's nothing without Dave Arch And His Fantastic Orchestra.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
But she has proper rock chicks being all rockin' and that. They've got dreadlocks and everything, in case you didn't realise how rockin' these chicks are.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
That is the cheapest Les Paul copy I've ever seen...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
If Michael Underwood has any sense, he'll have got out of that hall before they announce Eoghan is third and a riot kicks off...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"could be the Christmas #1" - O'Leary you know nothing about the music industry and advance orders...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Now it's "let's see who ruins Hallelujah least".
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I smell key change.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link
And a gospel choir!
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
it was OK up until this point...
Does this song actually have lyrics anymore? I honestly can't tell.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
surprisingly they sung the "shoot someone" verse
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I can confidently predict that Alexandra will introduce several extraneous vowels and syllables into the word Hallelujah at least twice.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Aston is starting to fancy this solo lark.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, he was kind of inaudible at the start.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Halalalallalalalaleee-eee-ee-eeeee-lu-oo-oo-oooo-oo-jah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Remarkably restrained thus far. The wibbling can't be far off.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
overthrew ya-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa
Oh God STOP IT. MAKE IT GO AWAY.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
This feels like a far right rally directed by Riefenstahl
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Odd - BBC's already got a report up on Eoghan finishing third, but nothing on Strictly...
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretending it didn't happen, and they didn't cock up?
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon Bates advertises the Mail on Sunday? Whoever would have thought it?
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm quite pleased with myself for getting this far without a WHAT THE HELL IS ALEXANDRA WEARING comment. But I can't hold back any more. She's wearing a fucking gold lamé blanket held on with gaffer tape.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm still distracted by her hair...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
I never want to hear her version of Hallelujah ever again, so might have to throw my telly and radio out of the window.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Alexandra is determined to throw ALL of her dignity away tonight, right?
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link
And Alexandra has won. She can't form any words at this moment in time.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
She is actually unwell, I think.
it's like she's NEVER SEEN A CD BEFORE and this one has her face on it and THAT'S BLOWING HER MIND
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
She can sing and cry at the same time, nearly! That's a talent right there.
...oh, maybe not.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Last chance for the twelve finalists to get their mugs on TV...This is what they call "cognitive dissonance" - it looks like something big is happening, but really not much is happening.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Well hopefully I never have to hear anything about this ever again.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link