ask a puppy

Who's a doggie!??!

Should I get cable TV?

BAN ORLYRAGS

i'm a doggie! i'm a doggie! there are others outside

does cable have "dogs with jobs" show because i like "dogs with jobs"

dogs/Steve Jobs

ew

HOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLL

what kind of dog is Rihanna holding?
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/071015/rihanna.jpg

Will the world end in 2012?

a girldog

how does a world end?

NOT WITH A BANG
BUT A HOOOOOOOOWL

i think it is trick question
the world is round, it doesn't have ends

Do you find the word "bitch" offensive?

May I take you on a walk in the park to attract the attention of hot chixxors?

i do find "bitch" offensive because the tall humanz always say it and i say I AM A BOY and they don't even pay attenti

PARK PARK PARK WALK PARK PARK PARK YES

Is your owner a womyn?
Does she live in Spain?
Has your owner ever spread peanut butter on her cooch for you to enjoy?

dearest puppy,

what is your favorite food?

i have two humanz, a boy-humanz and girl-humanz
they live in happiness, no pain
i dont like peanut butter because my mouth gets confused
my favorite foods is raw chickens and raw lams
asks me questions and i will give you grade-A advice

you're the greatest, puppy!

Are you a good boy?

hey puppy, what's the deal with you and cats

How can I find an affordable apartment with a short commute to work, a spare room to use for a studio, and most importantly, in a complex that doesn't look like a set from Mad Max, complete with dangerous-seeming background characters.

Why did you piss all over the floor?

why'd you do that to my oven mitt puppy dog? and what the fuck are you doing to the fleece blanket right now? are you teething or something?

i'm a good boy i'm a good boy treets please
the cat is fun to chase and bite its ears
it goes SSSSSSSS and likes to wressle

apartments are dumb becuz they dont smell like anything
you should find good spots by your work and just hang out and meet people
if you are worried about someone taking your stuff, my advice is you should bury it

i peed because i was holding it but then i was excited to see you and i forgot
i have to bite things because my teeth said so. i like biting bully stix, if i had one of those i wouldn't have to settle for the thing that makes your hand into a couch

apartments are dumb becuz they dont smell like anything

a puppy OTM.

Apartments smell like dog.

Puppy,

do you like movies and if so what is your favorite?

movies are stupid, the tall humanz look at them instead of at me
also they are ray-cyst against dogs by making us pretend to be humanz

puppy,

how did you learn to post on the internet?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/416WEMBD3WL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_.jpg

HAHAHA omg, nice work Tombot

Daer Puppy,

My parents have a two-year old beagle. He humps his pillows, bed, toys, etc. all the fucking time (but never people). It's kind of sad.

Will he grow out of this?
Is he establishing dominance over inanimate objects?
Should I send over a dog hooker?

x-post

argh i can't see it!

ay doggie -- which way did goddie go?

i think some dogs is just humpy. sometimes i go to the dog run and there is humping and it is fun and play for a while, but then you think eww, this dog is going too far and being too happy. it is one thing to do it a lot when you are a puppy like me, but when you are two you are a man now and you should stop

that dog is probably a loser but maybe if when he humps you distract him with playtoys and then TREETS, maybe he learn that there is more fulfillment in life than the humpies

enuf about puppiez
lets talk about yuor personal humanz problems
i will be like that hound puppy on the teeV, mr phil

goddie went backward

ok i see tombot's thing now! lol

image, that is.

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motherfucker i'm ill
― a puppy, Thursday, October 4, 2007 3:30 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

<3

a puppy is a dog now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCa72UEYv5E

that's cocaine

Best pro-tip I ever got from a vet: don't waste money on these dental/teething sticks for pups that sometimes contain bad stuff. Just freeze some carrot sticks instead.

Good tip, thank you.

Also assume a puppy is dead now. RIP puppy

rip big man, heaven needed a heckin’ good pupper 14/10

I was really hoping against hope for the return of "a puppy" :(

sorry for building up hope, blatant thread misuse here - will use other puppy thread in future. caveat about frozen carrot sticks: turns puppy into industrial strength farter.