PAUL NEWMAN

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EITHER SEALS ARE BOTHERED OR NOT. EITHER SEALS ARE BOTHERED BY BEING TOUCHED ON THE HEAD. OR THERE NOT. AND IF ITS FIT FOR PAUL NEWMAN TO BOTHER THOSED SEALS BY TOUCHING THEM ON THERE HEADS. THEN EVERYBODY SHOULD BE FIT TO TOUCH THE SEAL HEADS. I KNOW THE EXCUZE IS TO SAY PAUL NEWMAN DONT TOUCH THE SEALS ON THERE HEADS AND MIGHTNT WANT TOO ANYWAY. BUT THATS NOT A GOOD EXCUZE. BECOS IF HE WANT AND DO THAT. HE COULD. AND IF TIM WANT AND DO THAT. NOT SO. JUST BECOS TIM NOT PAUL NEWMAN AND HE IS. IF WERE THE OTHER WAY AROUND. IF EVERYBODY BUT PAUL NEWMAN COULD TOUCH SEALS ON THERE HEADS. HE WOULD THINKED FOR SURE THAT NOT FAIR. AND HED DREAM ALL THE NIGHT OF WHAT SEAL HEADS FEEL LIKE. AND HED SIT ALL DAY AND BECOMED LARGE. AND HED HAVED POSTER OF SEALS ALL IN HIS HOUSE. PLUS ALL HIS CAR WOULD HAVED AIR FERSHERNERS SHAPED LIKED SEAL HEADS. AND THE LISONCE PLATE JUST SAY. TCHTHEM. HED EVEN HAVED A TALENTED PAINTER PAINT A TALENTED PICTURE OF PAUL NEWMAN TOUCH A SEAL ON THE HEAD PERSONALY. ALL THAT WOULD HAPPENED. JUST BECOS PAUL NEWMAN WAS PERSONALY STOPPED FROM TOUCH A SEALS HEAD FOR ONLY THIRDY SECOND. OR ONLY THIRDY MINUTT.

I KNOW OTHER EXCUZE IS THAT WHEN PAUL NEWMAN TOUCH A SEALS HEAD. IT DIFFERUNT THEN NORMAL TIME. SEAL NOT BORTHERED AS MUCH AS IF SOMEONE ELSE GAVED TOUCH. WHERES THE PROOFED. WHERES THE PROOFED THAT PAUL NEWMAN TOUCHES BETTER AT SEAL HEAD THEN ANYBODY ELSE. WHERES THE PROOF THAT PAUL NEWMANS HANDS BOTHERS SEALS LESS. JUST BECOS HE GOT GOOD AT MOVIE ACTING AND THE FOODCAN SELLING DONT MEAN HE GOT GOOD AT EVERYTHING TO DO IN LIFE WITH TOUCHING THINGS. HOW DONT THEY KNOW THAT TIM. OR FRED. OR MY FATHER DONT TOUCHES BETTER AT SEAL HEAD. THEN PAUL NEWMAN DOES. DONT BOTHERS SEALS LESS. THEN PAUL NEWMAN DOES. HOW DO THEY KNOW IT ALL THAT. WHERES THE RPOOF.

I BELIVED ME. FRED. MY FATHER. COULD ALL TOUCH A SEAL ON THE HEAD TOGETHER. AND THE SEAL WOULD NOT MIND ANYMORE THAN IF WAS THREE OF PAUL NEWMANS TOUCHING HIMS HEAD TOGETHER. I KNOW I CANT PROOFED THIS WON. BECOS THERES NOT SCIENCE BEHIND IT ON OF COUNT ON OF NO BEING THREE PAUL NEWMAN MOVIE ACTORS IN THE WHOLE WORLD. BUT IDEA AROUND THAT IS JUST THE ONE OF PAUL NEWMAN. AND TWO OF REGULAR ZOO PERSUNS. SO THAT ALWAYS PAUL NEWMAN FACE THERE SMILING AT SEAL. WHILE TWO PAUL NEWMAN HANDS AND FOUR REGULAR ZOO PERSUN HANDS. TOUCH AT SEAL HEAD TOGETHER. THEN SEAL JUST THINK THREE PAUL NEWMANS ARE THERE TOUCHING HIMS HEAD AND SMILING.

IT WOULDNT BE ALL THE PROOF. BUT SOME OF THE PROOF COULD BE THERE. AND SOME OF THE PROOF IS BETTER THEN NONE OF THE PROOF WHEN IT COMES TO TOUCHING SEAL HEADS FOR EVERYBODY INCLUDDING PAUL NEWMWAN OR JUST PAUL NEWMAN BY THE OWN SELF OF HIM.

SCIENCE HAVE GOTS ANSWER FOR THIS. YOU SCIENCE YOU HAVED THE TRIAL AND ERRORS TESTS OF TRIALS AND ERRORS. I PROPHOZE PAUL NEWMAN TO COME TOUCH A SEALS HEAD GOOD. AND THEN FRED COME TOUCH A SEALS HEAD GOOD. IF THE SEAL IS BOTHERED BY PAUL NEWMAN LESS. AND BOTHERED BY FRED MORE. SCIENCE JUST LOSE. BUT IF THE SEAL IS BOTHERED BY BOTH PAUL NEWMAN AND FRED TO THE AVERAGE FIT DEGREE. THEN SCIENCE JUST WINS. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKED THE WORLD FIT TO TOUCH SEAL HEADS. NOT JUST FIT FOR PAUL NEWMAN. AND JUST BECOS ME AND FRED WISHED TO TOUCH THE SEAL HEADS. DONT IT MEAN IT COULD BE NOT DANGERUS ON US. IT WOULD BE TOO BAD IF FRED GOT HIS HOPES UPPED TO TOUCH A SEALS ON THE HEAD. AND THEN THE SEAL JUST WENT MEAN AND GOT BIT THE FRED BAD. IF THAT EVER HAPPENED. I WOULD LOOKED FOR A THOUSAND DOLLARS. AND NOT FROM THE ZOO. OR THE SCIENCETISTS. BUT FROM PAUL NEWMAN.

[email protected], Monday, 15 October 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

yes, but is it art?

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

if this is the real tim at kfc.edu then he has lost his touch

Lingbert, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

^^^this

Dom Passantino, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

yeah this is bullshit, the real paul newman post by tim is 10x more awesome and stunning and that's not even in the top dozen tim posts

El Tomboto, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

I was gonna say, the previous paul newman one that veered into a digression about putting animals in boxes was far superior to this.

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)


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