obsolete put-downs

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your dad has the D.T.s!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah! Pick up your face!

Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

what would YOU know? you've got a BINATONE!

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

your dad has the D.T.s!

actually, I've never heard this one. It's not bad, really. Fat mothers and alcoholic fathers never go out of style.

kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

Go back to Russia

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

You, sir, are a bounder and a cad of the first water!

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

What are the "D.T.s"?

Do you mean out-of-date, or actually obsolete like "Your mother gave me head in the back of my chaise-and-four"

Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

lol Canadian Dollar

gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

lol you were born out of wedlock

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

go pound salt!

lauren, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck You, Guelph

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

czechoslovakia is gay

gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Arian Wanker

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Try using the spur, grandad

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

lol your jeans are all torn

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol your jeans aren't all torn

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol you're wearing jeans

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

you . . . . Communist!

The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

"OI!! TROJAN!!!! WANNA BUY A FACKING HORSE YOU STUPID WANKAH?"

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

"lol your dead baby's in Limbo"

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

you...Republican!

Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

Delirium tremens doesn't exist anymore?

Tuomas, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha

sleep, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/1039.jpg

It exists. Shit is no joke, either. Two of these will put you right.

kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

"more like Hu-gay-not, amirite?"

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

xp: otm

sexyDancer, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

how appropriate u fite liek a cow

g-kit, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Trade me your best pinnafore or I'm telling Cotton Mather.

Laurel, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

"You couldn't count to 13 if you were staring at the stars and stripes"

Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Joey!

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Your sister's so ugly, your dad doesn't have enough livestock to offer a decent dowry! HO SNAP.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

your mom wears army boots

Heave Ho, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

do you mean to imply her foul mug drove even the pigs away?

xpost i have also heard "combat boots".

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol you gays will all get aids

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

rampallian! fustilarian!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

dunderhead

koogs, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

ya numps

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

"your wit..'tis strongly wadg'd up in a blocke-head"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not done with you, chooch

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

your mommy is not a bitch

a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

You don't even have a digital watch!

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Who do you think you are, Ted Danson?

Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

i drank two of those last night, kenan. holy shit its good.

chaki, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

How come no one bites their thumb at anyone anymore?

n/a, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah love that beer xp

deej, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

"YOU'RE the real gaylord perry"

^@^, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

you are a lassie-boy

a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

your butt smells like soap

a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?

Dr Morbius, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

How come no one bites their thumb at anyone anymore?

-- n/a, Monday, October 15, 2007 4:43 PM

for real though!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

the whole fist is preferable

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

^ not ok

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

You lickspittle whoreson knave! You roundheaded jug-eared clod of earth! You spavined horse!

NB: I prefer to think of these as classic, rather than obsolete.

Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

You used to be cool, man.

Øystein, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

You are a cad and a bounder, sir! You are no gentleman!

Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

He is a prinking grass-green fool, a dandified clothes horse, and a social butterfly. He has no more notions in his head than a whirligig.

Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

You're so vain I bet you think this madrigal is about you.

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

cockscomb

snoball, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

cat fancier

a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

lol Canadian Dollar

-- gershy, Monday, October 15, 2007 2:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

otm

deeznuts, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

blaggard

Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Cicisbeo!

Michael White, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

carpetbagger

Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

here's a quarter, call somebody that cares

mike a, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

Petit-Maître!

Michael White, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

So Tracer - what did you mean by the DTS put-down?

dowd, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

You're so vain I bet you think this madrigal is about you.

-- Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:46

actual lols while in the liberry

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

the "D.T.s" = delirium tremens = quavery hands and lack of balance = a symptom of life-long alcohol addiction

yesterday a man asked me for a light; i had none except my lit cigarette so i handed that to him and i could see that his hands really shook, so much that i was afraid he'd knock the cherry off my smoke. he didn't though.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)


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