Thread for speculating on the next ILX poster to be outed as a fake

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Old Fart. I'm calling it.

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ned Raggett.

The post that had to be made.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tabula-rasa.info/AusHorrorImages/DangerousGame1.jpg

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Sheenah Easton.

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki would at least give that thread another 1000 posts.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

britbabe

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

All lurkers. I mean, shit, they don't post, how the fuck can a real person resist the temptation?

nathalie, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

sure "stevie"

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

()

Mark G, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

xpost roffle.

nathalie, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

nathalie OTM

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

What?

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is actually LATVIAN

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

That bastard!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

me

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ned has never even heard Loveless, Stephen Fry actually wrote that chapter in Marooned.

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

That seems completely plausible!

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

you still haven't all guessed who i used to post as...

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

calum waddell?

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

i thought that was you

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

king boy pato is definitely british

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

otm

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

he knows too much.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

he's aussie! practically the same thing, then.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

you still haven't all guessed don't give half a wing-beat of a flying fuck who i used to post as...

-- max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

why make that post then?

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

5/6 Nude Spock
6/4 Dog Latin
8/1 My eldest boy
12/1 George Carlin
20/1 Sid Waddell
150/1 The Lex
4/6 Fav. Some no-mark nobody remembers

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

a puppy is not a puppy and should be banned.

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Has a puppy been promising to meet ILXors IRL and then not turning up?

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

max r = fatnick I reckon.

Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

MAX R FATNICK

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

NV, I hope max r is no spawn of yours, but IS yr boy around here? That would be roight funny.

Laurel, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

xpost My boy posted v.v. occasionally, mainly on ILG, but I might have to disown him if he turns out to be maxr.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

max r = mr snrub

deej, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

8/1 My eldest boy

A++++++

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody, my eldest boy

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

I R asking science question!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cl/-\ss o|= 01, D00dx0r!'#

Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I did a search for him. No wonder people look back so fondly on the Golden Age of ILX.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:23

you got it in one!

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody, my eldest boy

-- That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^^heard this in voice of Foghorn Leghorn

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

This makes me feel like I've been here way too long.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs

Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

FatNick is the best guess yet actually.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

even i don't know who fatnick is. and i've been here four years, man and boy.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

I heard all of Carmody's posts in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn

NAHNTEEN SEVEN'EH FOAW IS CRUCIAL HERE

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Surely to god Carmody must be older than me?

xpost yah me too thereabouts

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

Surely to god Carmody must be older than me?

xpost yah me too thereabouts

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:31 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ahahahaha. nooooooo. man like robin is about 25.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

AH SAH BOY AH SAH BOY PETER PURVES WAS SYMPTOMATIC OF A WAHDER MAL-AHSE IN THE POLITICAL SPHERE, BOY

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Carmody's 27, I think. And yeah, I assumed he was around 45.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Nominations for the bloodhound that he keeps battering with the 2x4 then?

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/quickdraw.jpg

rc and k-punk, yesterday

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, i'm off to write a 5000 word think piece on old regional tv station idents, "chirpy chirpy cheep cheep" (the moment we lost ourselves irrevocably, irreparably) and the SDP.

PEACE.

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Stelfox xxp

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha steve

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Emergency Lalla Ward 10.

Oh shit that's who max r is.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

in the red bag: some of t ewing's garbage

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, what does Robin C do for a living? I kinda assume it is some comedy job like milkman or courier.

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a £2500 male escort, "reliant robin"

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Kissing, anal, and explanations of how "Y Viva Espana" was the song that set liberalism back 25 years cost extra"

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, what does Robin C do for a living? I kinda assume it is some comedy job like milkman or courier.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:36 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yr sticking yr neck out a bit there?

Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

my mum says he's just jealous.

max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

your mum is a he?! (<- too ken c?)

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

If you even have to ask it's probably a bad sign

That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

there's no such thing

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

What do you mean 'Fake' do you mean like a troll or something?

Future_Perfect, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ B+

Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no unpleasant nu-ilx has got to me too oh no

Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Nu"???? it always gets this way once people realise ONCE AGAIN that this is THE INTERNET

President Evil, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

President Evil

gabbneb, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Fake?

Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

max r is not I R Fatnick, sorry

DG, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

:(

Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

That money I've got on The Lex still safe then.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no unpleasant nu-ilx has got to me too oh no

-- Matt, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:00 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is actually LATVIAN
-- blueski

i AM?
Blimey!...

*wonders if his livonian double cover is a-gonna b-blown also*

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Milli Vanilli

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a sexy blonde with giant breasts posing as an irritable antisocial nerd i just thought i'd clear that up

Will M., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeh that is 'xactly wot's wrong with all you sexy blondes with giant breasts - you pretend to be so complicated, dammit!

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

me. at least 25% of the time when I'm posting I'm outside Baltimore.

Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

okeh, but that only goes to show that you are outed, not that you're necessarily "fake"... innit?

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

but his name is actually steve.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

which's his unfake first name, then? actually?

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Tombot is implying that "a puppy" is fake.

nabisco, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who had phone sex with the puppy is going to feel pretty silly.

nabisco, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

:( we had so many plans

DG, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who I haven't physically met.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who has sex with a puppy is going to feel pretty awesome.

fixed

Will M., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I had phone sex with the puppy, but it was still good phone sex, so I don't really care.

jaymc, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

ken c is fake

Rubyredd, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

unlucky

blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

(teh ellipticisms on some of tihs thread do baffle one a bit)

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is fake, he is really Lithuanian.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Labas vakaras, dude.

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

hey, Curt1s Stephens has never been as young as s/he claims s/he's been. now how fake's that, uh?

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

^^ not true, here is photo of me w/mom and dad to prove it:

http://www.rizwan.in/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1544&g2_serialNumber=3

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Not good 'nuff. Must post picture of teatowel ya had aged six.

t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

king boy pato is definitely british

-- blueski, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:56 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

two mongrels have actually met mr pato (me being one of them). email me for gossip!!!

electricsound, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

or, don't

electricsound, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't think adam schefter is actually adam schefter

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)


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