your favourite euphemism for 'drunk'

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...because there are so many! which one are the kids using these days? I have no idea.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
three sheets to the wind 5
shit-faced 4
wasted 4
hammered 2
wrecked 1
sloshed 1
rat arsed 1
lit 1
gassed 1
zonked1
trollied 1
tight 1
trashed 1
pissed 0
ratted 0
paralytic 0
potted 0
plowed 0
pie-eyed 0
plastered 0
slashed 0
totaled 0
tipsy 0
canned 0
tanked 0
stewed 0
soused 0
sotted 0
soaked 0
slaughtered 0
overcome 0
out of it 0
on a bun 0
fuddled 0
four to the floor 0
flying 0
flushed 0
crocked 0
clobbered 0
cabbaged 0
buzzed 0
boozed up 0
blitzed 0
befuddled 0
bashed 0
glazed 0
inebriated 0
oiled 0
muddled 0
merry 0
mashed 0
lush 0
liquored up 0
langered 0
laced 0
juiced 0
jugged 0
intoxicated 0
battered 0


Grandpont Genie, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

No "crunk"? Good.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

i like sozzled

blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Voted "three sheets"

Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

No kalied, no credibility.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

'tired and emotional'

James Mitchell, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know how widespread kalied is tho. It only sounds right in a Black Country accent.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

Blootered is another good one that's not there.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

"stocious" "blootered", you can't beat the Scots for inventing words for being pished. (ha xpost)

I've heard kalied used up here.

ailsa, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

"wankered"
"pished"
"brahms"

snoball, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

"bladdered"

snoball, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god yeah pished too, I use that one all the time.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

awake

carne asada, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

"blasted"

snoball, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Hammered is a good one.

I prefer the Scottish "pished" to "pissed".

bladdered, buckled and the brilliant stocious also missing.

onimo, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

You guys are doing nothing for my resolve not to go out and get kalied tonight.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

is slashed used more than smashed?

Roz, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

"on a bun" but no "sauced"?

chicago kevin, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

"half cut"

onimo, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

Addled, blotto and flat-out fucked.

NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

arseholed

ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

STEAMING

ailsa, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

lashed

but i'd vote for "wankered" if it was on the list

TTTTTTT, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

No "fucked up"? That's fucked up.

Nubbelverbrennung, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

Hongroed.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

already noted but no "smashed"? rly?

sleep, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

Bevvied? Seriously, not enough Scottishisms here - we did invent getting pished, after all.

ailsa, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

What a stupidly long choice of options. Can we have a "what's your favourite word in the dictionary" poll next?

Mark C, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'm also boycotting this poll due to the lack of "wankered"

Colonel Poo, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

another vote for sozzled.

but also "cunted" pls.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

Do you use different euphemisms for getting drunk and getting High On Drugs y/n

DJ Mencap, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

A lot of these don't describe the same kind of drunk. buzzed vs hammered.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

or tipsy vs slaughtered
good point that.

TTTTTTT, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

why only "half-cut", and does that mean only partially drunk? if so why not "full-cut", or just "cut"

TTTTTTT, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure we had a thread on this but i can't find it

ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

SFW, the lighter SW, and the rarer "fill me in on what happened last night" SMFW.

Kerm, Friday, 19 October 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

I usually say "dranked" or "slossled," mebbe could do some pseudo-rhyming sland and call it "Tom Sossled."

Abbott, Friday, 19 October 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

ripped (out of your tree)? hammed? pickled? done? done for? embalmed? orsoned? filled with the light of jesus?

Will M., Friday, 19 October 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

okay i made three of those up right now, but still.

Will M., Friday, 19 October 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

blasted
housed <---- favorite
shitty
piss-drunk
loaded

gbx, Friday, 19 October 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

housed is good

i think my favorite brit-speak is "trollied"

"locked" also a fave

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

shitfaced does not have a hyphen

El Tomboto, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4u3449L5VI

Sarkozy bourré ridiculise la France au G8.

daria-g, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

he later said he wasn't drunk, he had just run up a flight of stairs because he was late -- i believe him actually, it's exactly the kind of hyperactive, ridiculous rule-following thing he would do

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

also, he doesn't drink at all

Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

SLIZZARED

The Reverend, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Also, "crunk"

The Reverend, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

My favorites are missing:

"Legless"

and "in a state of advanced refreshment".

Alex in NYC, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

no "burly," no cred

kenan, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

I have a friend who once said "My Guinness is activating."

I hit him in the face.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

That wasn't very sporting of you.

Alex in NYC, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite euphemism for drunk is "hoosed"

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

except none of my friends get it but me.

J0rdan S., Friday, 19 October 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

half in the bag
housed
smashed
blotto

ian, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

"i am good"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

puzzled
twisty

mookieproof, Friday, 19 October 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

trizz

Lolpez, Friday, 19 October 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Hitchensian

Cockburnesque

W-ed

Oilyrags, Saturday, 20 October 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILX System, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

no smoked no credibility

remy bean, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

"rotten" is my current fave.

W4LTER, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

want bread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRhXo036Aso

TTTTTTT, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

In eighth or ninth grade my friend and I came up with "gregroinken'd".

I think its still pretty awesome.

Colin_C., Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

- crapulous
- laggo

snoball, Thursday, 25 October 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

no trolleyed no credibility

roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

tooted

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)


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